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I'd say it's darn near amazing that the human race has not yet sterilized itself via one or a combination of pesticides.
The end of the human race via biochemistry is vastly more likely then the end of the Earth, which is pretty darn durable, via anything human created.
And that is vastly more likely then the end of the entire universe.
Oh, and I'm really not worried about the LHC. The energy is only 7 TeV and we routinely get one hundred million TeV photons from space.
1 TeV = 1 x 10^(12) eV. We detect 1 x 10^(20) eV photons from space. 1 eV (electron volt) of energy is about 1.6 x 10^(-19) Joules.
Edited, Aug 27th 2008 11:40am by yossarian
The end of the human race via biochemistry is vastly more likely then the end of the Earth, which is pretty darn durable, via anything human created.
And that is vastly more likely then the end of the entire universe.
Oh, and I'm really not worried about the LHC. The energy is only 7 TeV and we routinely get one hundred million TeV photons from space.
1 TeV = 1 x 10^(12) eV. We detect 1 x 10^(20) eV photons from space. 1 eV (electron volt) of energy is about 1.6 x 10^(-19) Joules.
Edited, Aug 27th 2008 11:40am by yossarian
shadowrelm wrote:
november, 2012.
thats when the myan calander stops. it also, by coincedence?, when nostrodomus,s predictions end.
i retire in march, 2012. thats 8 good months to play before it all circles the drain.
thats when the myan calander stops. it also, by coincedence?, when nostrodomus,s predictions end.
i retire in march, 2012. thats 8 good months to play before it all circles the drain.
No, it's December 21, 2012
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
The LHC will not kill you. Trust me.
Just as Planned.
The LHC will not kill you. Trust me.
It'll both kill and not kill you, but you won't be able to tell.
:)
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Smasharoo wrote:
The LHC will not kill you. Trust me.
It'll both kill and not kill you, but you won't be able to tell.
:)
But someone else could observe!
The cat, perhaps, in a neat bit of cosmic irony.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
The LHC will not kill you. Trust me.
It'll both kill and not kill you, but you won't be able to tell.
:)
But someone else could observe!
The cat, perhaps, in a neat bit of cosmic irony.
This should not be taken as an invitation to post end of the world lolcat images.
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Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
. . . and I feel fine.
Stuck in my head
Stuck in my head
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Don't touch strange things.
Just as Planned.
I am predicting 12/12/12.
I observed dark matter in my fridge once. I guess we're all pretty much boned now.
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Imagine you have a huge tanker truck parked outside a children's hospital. You don't know what's inside it, but you're fairly confident that it's either a cure for cancer, or 20,000 gallons of explosive nitroglycerin. To find out which, you have to shoot at it with an AK-47.
This.
This.
Pfft. This is what they said about the atomic bombs.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Pfft. This is what they said about the atomic bombs.
And Elvis!
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thats when the myan calander stops. it also, by coincedence?, when nostrodomus,s predictions end.
Just proves that Nostradamus had a Mayan calender. I always thought he was a weirdo.
BUT: My calender ends at the end of this year. We're all going to die!
I'm guessing the end for mankind will be some incurable pandemic in the far, far future. But my guess is as good as anyone's.
If enough people have the urge to reproduce evolved out of them, like me, then eventually we'll all Darwin ourselves.
People look at me funny when I say I'm allergic to kids, but it's true. Even when I was a little kid I preferred the company of adults. I blame the National Science Center . . . we didn't have an LHC shooting atomic bits at us, but we did have a lot of noisy brats that made me vow to get sterilized at the earliest opportunity.
People look at me funny when I say I'm allergic to kids, but it's true. Even when I was a little kid I preferred the company of adults. I blame the National Science Center . . . we didn't have an LHC shooting atomic bits at us, but we did have a lot of noisy brats that made me vow to get sterilized at the earliest opportunity.
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