dacypher wrote:
I hate AM sex Smiley: disappointed I just feel so unattractive, and unattracted to everything else as well. My head just rings for about an hour after I wake up (particularly if I have not had enough sleep), so it is pretty much out of the question. Luckily, my significant others have pretty much always felt the same way, so it has really been a non-issue.
AM sex? No wai --> morning breath.
Yeah, kills the mood every time. No way I'm gonna f*ck somebody who smells like they've been drinking out of a toilet that hasn't been flushed.
I get the same thing in the morning - have to wake up first. Unlike my gf, who springs into yappin' mode as soon as she opens her eyes. Ah yes, she'd even sneakily try to wake me up by making above average noises and 'accidentally' poking me.
Add to that the fact that I'm not a morning person and I'll be growing horns.
I also keep a flaming trident under my bed for added effect Redphoenixxx wrote:
Not that I'm judging, people do what they want with their bodies. I'd happily have sex with a hot girl if it could get me some cool concert tickets.
Same. No wai I'm going to have sex with an ugly ***** for tickets. I think my pride will be in the way, and the fact that I don't want to insult my ***** - which is probably the same thing. But if it's a nice looking girl, sure - why the hell not?
Edited, Aug 28th 2008 10:16am by Hence