"Everyone crowd into the aboveground training room so when the roof is sucked off the building we can all die together! Whee!"
Well it's an obvious effort to keep people more productive and returning to work as quickly as possible. Could be worse, I guess, I've been ordered to work through bomb threats while people ran down the hall outside of my office door.
Good times, good times.
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