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#1 Aug 25 2008 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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Spitzer: Demotion to million dollar salary at daddy's company.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN25327120080825


NEW YORK (Reuters) - A booking agent for a prostitution ring whose clients included former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer pleaded guilty on Monday to a conspiracy charge relating to prostitution.

Tanya Hollander, 36, was one of four people charged with running the Emperors Club VIP, a high-priced prostitution ring broken up this year. She pleaded guilty to a charge of violating the Travel Act, which bans crossing state lines to carry out illegal business such as prostitution.

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Hollander, a holistic health counselor, faces a likely six to 10 months in prison under the sentencing guidelines outlined in her plea agreement. She will be sentenced November 25.


Makes sense, he's a man, we can't put him in jail for wanting to ****. A woman facilitating the financial transaction related to it, however? Danger to society.


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#2 Aug 25 2008 at 11:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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You tell me you're going to go take a nap, and it turns out you're reading about whores. The romance is dead, isn't it?

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#3 Aug 25 2008 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Tanya Hollander
Not Xaveria then? Smiley: disappointed
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#4 Aug 25 2008 at 11:12 AM Rating: Decent
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You tell me you're going to go take a nap, and it turns out you're reading about whores. The romance is dead, isn't it?


I was actually reading about a design for a structurally supportive bookcase/door.

True story.

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#5 Aug 25 2008 at 11:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Not Xaveria then?


Not happy enough.

You know we're the only two old enough to get that, right?
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#6 Aug 25 2008 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Not Xaveria then?


Not happy enough.

You know we're the only two old enough to get that, right?
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#7 Aug 25 2008 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

You tell me you're going to go take a nap, and it turns out you're reading about whores. The romance is dead, isn't it?


I was actually reading about a design for a structurally supportive bookcase/door.

True story.



For prostitutes? I'm unsure the connection.

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#8 Aug 25 2008 at 11:16 AM Rating: Decent
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For prostitutes? I'm unsure the connection.


It's an implant. It's more of a magazine rack, really. Hahah, rack. Man, I'm tired.

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#9 Aug 25 2008 at 11:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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So take a nap! Sheesh.

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#10 Aug 25 2008 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Tanya Hollander
Not Xaveria then? Smiley: disappointed
Tanya is apparently the Healthy Hooker.

But are they related?
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#11 Aug 25 2008 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Tanya Hollander
Not Xaveria then? Smiley: disappointed
Tanya is apparently the Healthy Hooker.

But are they related?


The original Happy Hooker says "negitive, ghostrider.."

Edited, Aug 25th 2008 12:53pm by Aadyn Litefoot
#12 Aug 25 2008 at 1:31 PM Rating: Decent
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editd due to apathy


Edited, Aug 25th 2008 5:27pm by Deathwysh
#13 Aug 25 2008 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
Deathwysh wrote:
editd due to apathy


Edited, Aug 25th 2008 5:27pm by Deathwysh


How ironic.
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