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#1 Aug 25 2008 at 10:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Not the 'relative sort', but the ones 'wedded unto Christ'.

Apparently, some of them is well fit, innit.

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Priest to hold nun beauty pageant

An Italian priest says he is organising the world's first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour.

Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September.

"Nuns are above all women and beauty is a gift from God," he told Italy's Corriere della Sera newspaper.

He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, saying that internet users will then choose the winner.


Original article (in italian) is now saying the proposal has been scrapped. BBC out of date again Smiley: oyvey

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#2 Aug 25 2008 at 10:46 AM Rating: Decent
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This will end well.

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#3 Aug 25 2008 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Original article (in italian) is now saying the proposal has been scrapped. BBC out of date again

I got most of that, but I'm a little rusty. What does this part mean:


Monache sostituito dal altare ragazzi



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#4 Aug 25 2008 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Original article (in italian) is now saying the proposal has been scrapped. BBC out of date again

I got most of that, but I'm a little rusty. What does this part mean:


Monache sostituito dal altare ragazzi



Something about a new proposed olympic event that will launch Italia to the top of the medals table in 2012.

(oh, and it's ragazzi altare, no?)
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#5 Aug 25 2008 at 10:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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They didn't want nun o' that.

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#6 Aug 25 2008 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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'Twould be a bad habit to start.

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#7 Aug 25 2008 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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oh, and it's ragazzi altare, no?

Should be, yeah. There's probably some idiom we're unaware of, though. I am at least.



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#8 Aug 25 2008 at 11:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
'Twould be a bad habit to start.



hahaha, a nun pun is some fun, hun.

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#9 Aug 25 2008 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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'Twould be a bad habit to start.

Not to mention inconvent.



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#11 Aug 25 2008 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if the diocese decided it was an abbeynormal request.

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#12 Aug 25 2008 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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It's a safe bet that some wimple try to make puns about cross-posting.
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#13 Aug 25 2008 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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It's a safe bet that some wimple try to make puns about cross-posting.

At least it won't be Ambrya. That whole thinking mother superior to adoptive parent thing was tiresome.

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#14 Aug 25 2008 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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The nun in the church I grew up in was a chainsmoker.

She died of lung cancer when I was 15.

I was a little sad, but not that much, because she was a mean old lady.
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Joo whant see my preeety seester?

She virgin! Very cheap!!


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#16 Aug 25 2008 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd bet that a little investigating would prove that the priest in question bears a suspicious resemblance to Father Guido Sarducci.
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