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#1 Aug 23 2008 at 10:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I have to say: The Layne Bryant ad? Genius demographic targeting.

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#2 Aug 23 2008 at 11:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Link for those of us that don't have a TV and are too lazy to look it up ourselves?

Edit: Or duh, I didn't read the thread title and just realized you meant the banners. I was about to go search it out on Youtube while the basketball gold medal game is @ halftime. Smiley: oyvey

Edited, Aug 24th 2008 3:32am by Paskil
#3 Aug 24 2008 at 12:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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This ad brought to you by the same people that were running ads for hehmroid cream here a few years back.

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#4 Aug 24 2008 at 12:53 AM Rating: Good
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In sheer idle curiosity, can you tell a premium user what the Layne Bryant ad is for?

Prompted to think about haemorrhoid ads and the users of this site... Aren't there an awful lot of Alla posters who sit on their **** all day for years?

And while we are on the topic, let me whinge about a pet peeve of mine when it comes to net ads. The flashing ones, and the frenetic movement ones. AARRGGH. The EYE-BLEED. The AGITATION.

Most of the time I don't adblock, because I'm just so dewy-eyed grateful that net ads facilitate a great deal of widespread publishing by the common public, and allow for a massive amount of "free" net content. But load up a new screen, and get one flash or bounce and I'm out for the kill.
#5 Aug 24 2008 at 1:42 AM Rating: Decent
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The only ones that really bother me are the ones with sound.
#6 Aug 24 2008 at 4:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Prompted to think about haemorrhoid ads and the users of this site... Aren't there an awful lot of Alla posters who sit on their **** all day for years?

Don't know about hemorrhoids but driving around all summer with no a/c has given me quite the rash...I use the baby's diaper cream.

As for ads, what pisses me off is imdb.com and the movie trailers that pop up and the "close" button is hidden off in some random corner of the screen.
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#7 Aug 24 2008 at 6:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I have no premium, but I have no ads either.

/shrug
#8 Aug 24 2008 at 6:51 AM Rating: Good
I shop at Lane Bryant actually Smiley: nod

Their stuff lasts forever. I get a $10 shirt off the clearance rack, and it will last a decade, until its long since gone out of style.

#9 Aug 24 2008 at 7:13 AM Rating: Decent
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
I shop at Lane Bryant actually Smiley: nod

Their stuff lasts forever. I get a $10 shirt off the clearance rack, and it will last a decade, until its long since gone out of style.



That's why you buy plain colored shirts. No fancy styles or images or text. That way it never goes out of style, cause it was never in style, it just exists.
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