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BOOYAH I am special!!!!
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So your Social Worker was right after all
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Well shet since I can't post my kids pics, I'll post my own:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pikkopots/2795966684/
Just imagine pigtails on me and we've got my baby girl.
I admit, when I first heard about Nexa and Smash, I was a bit surprised, given that I only had a forum personality and lots of stalker jokes to go by. I think what convinced me everything was fine (other than admin opinions of him after meeting him) was some bit about how he had gone through a whole lot of trouble to make Hannah a lifesize snowman doll. That was cute. I never really gave it another thought after that.
Edited, Aug 26th 2008 2:53am by Pikko
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pikkopots/2795966684/
Just imagine pigtails on me and we've got my baby girl.
I admit, when I first heard about Nexa and Smash, I was a bit surprised, given that I only had a forum personality and lots of stalker jokes to go by. I think what convinced me everything was fine (other than admin opinions of him after meeting him) was some bit about how he had gone through a whole lot of trouble to make Hannah a lifesize snowman doll. That was cute. I never really gave it another thought after that.
Edited, Aug 26th 2008 2:53am by Pikko
Wint, Wint, Wint.
You know what you're doing, right? You're setting yourself up for some draconian but appreciative government agency to require you and Mrs Wint to keep making babies.
You know what you're doing, right? You're setting yourself up for some draconian but appreciative government agency to require you and Mrs Wint to keep making babies.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Ambrya wrote:
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Then I will as well. I will apologize that you inferred an insult, as there was certainly none intended, at least not at anyone except King Asshat.
I didn't address this further because you said you'd let it go and I responded that I would as well. Obviously, you changed your mind.
I really have no place in this discussion, but this is a level of delusion that begs commenting. How self absorbed are you that you consider "I'm sorry you're stupid," to be an apology? Really? Really? You're not sorry that you insulted her, but sorry that she took offense? Really? Really?
Wait, you might consider that offensive. Well I'm sorry that you feel that way.
Edited, Aug 26th 2008 12:58am by Allegory
Ambrya wrote:
How is saying she is hapless an insult? If Smash in anything IRL like he behaves on these fora, then she is, in fact, very unlucky to have him in her life, because he's a complete prick. She has my deepest sympathy. There was no insult intended, nor do I think there is really one that may be inferred.
Seriously? I mean, are you for real?
Just as Planned.
Samira wrote:
Wint, Wint, Wint.
You know what you're doing, right? You're setting yourself up for some draconian but appreciative government agency to require you and Mrs Wint to keep making babies.
You know what you're doing, right? You're setting yourself up for some draconian but appreciative government agency to require you and Mrs Wint to keep making babies.
The Mrs. would be fine with that, but I would need a much better job to pay for another one
Ambrya wrote:
Frankly, he's a far more disruptive poster than Varrus has ever dreamed of being, and it's only because he happens to share the majority political affiliation and doesn't use racial epithets that he doesn't get called upon it the way Varrus has.
False.
Pikko wrote:
I think what convinced me everything was fine (other than admin opinions of him after meeting him) was some bit about how he had gone through a whole lot of trouble to make Hannah a lifesize snowman doll. That was cute. I never really gave it another thought after that.
hahaha, for her second birthday, April of 07. The funniest thing is that it was heavy and she made him chase her with it for like 2 hours.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nobby wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
BOOYAH I am special!!!!
She said to dump your lanky ***, guess she was!
Nexa wrote:
Pikko wrote:
I think what convinced me everything was fine (other than admin opinions of him after meeting him) was some bit about how he had gone through a whole lot of trouble to make Hannah a lifesize snowman doll. That was cute. I never really gave it another thought after that.
hahaha, for her second birthday, April of 07. The funniest thing is that it was heavy and she made him chase her with it for like 2 hours.
Nexa
Hah, that makes me feel alarmingly happy.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The thing that cracks me up about it the most is that he was going for "The Snowman"...not a frosty type snowman, because Hannah loved that movie when she was that age. However, the only hat he could find that was right says "Bar Harbor" on it, hahahaha.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It looks distressingly like the Sta-Pufft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.
A friend of mine has a granddaughter whose favorite doll looks exactly like Chucky, the creepy doll from that horror movie. Her father won't let her bring it home, it creeps him out so much. It has to stay at Grandma's. Guess he doesn't mind if it wakes up and kills his mom.
A friend of mine has a granddaughter whose favorite doll looks exactly like Chucky, the creepy doll from that horror movie. Her father won't let her bring it home, it creeps him out so much. It has to stay at Grandma's. Guess he doesn't mind if it wakes up and kills his mom.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It looks distressingly like the Sta-Pufft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.
Nexa likes it when I tell her he's staring at her. He was probably a little too big, though. I hadn't planned on having to animate him for ten hours.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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(Katie, how'd you get your dog in that tree?)
She climbed up there. She takes a running start and jumps about 4 feet in the air and lands in the Y of the tree and then she walks up the branches until she can see into the neighbors' yards.
Samira wrote:
A friend of mine has a granddaughter whose favorite doll looks exactly like Chucky, the creepy doll from that horror movie. Her father won't let her bring it home, it creeps him out so much. It has to stay at Grandma's. Guess he doesn't mind if it wakes up and kills his mom.
There was a doll in my house that looked exactly like Chucky, as well. And my aunt had taken me to see Child's Play in the theater when I was 6-years-old, haha.
That doll had a reign of terror over its half of the basement for years.
trickybeck wrote:
Samira wrote:
A friend of mine has a granddaughter whose favorite doll looks exactly like Chucky, the creepy doll from that horror movie. Her father won't let her bring it home, it creeps him out so much. It has to stay at Grandma's. Guess he doesn't mind if it wakes up and kills his mom.
There was a doll in my house that looked exactly like Chucky, as well. And my aunt had taken me to see Child's Play in the theater when I was 6-years-old, haha.
That doll had a reign of terror over its half of the basement for years.
I had the clown from Poltergeist. And I was afraid to throw it away because it was gonna come back and eat me.
Thumbelyna wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Samira wrote:
A friend of mine has a granddaughter whose favorite doll looks exactly like Chucky, the creepy doll from that horror movie. Her father won't let her bring it home, it creeps him out so much. It has to stay at Grandma's. Guess he doesn't mind if it wakes up and kills his mom.
There was a doll in my house that looked exactly like Chucky, as well. And my aunt had taken me to see Child's Play in the theater when I was 6-years-old, haha.
That doll had a reign of terror over its half of the basement for years.
I had the clown from Poltergeist. And I was afraid to throw it away because it was gonna come back and eat me.
haha I did too! I think its partly where my aversion of clowns came from. My mom insisted on keeping that damn thing in my room, even after I saw Poltergeist at age 4. I think I slept fully under the covers with not even one hair sticking out for about 2 years
Thumbelyna wrote:
I had the clown from Poltergeist. And I was afraid to throw it away because it was gonna come back and eat me.
My sister had a clown, though it wasn't the same one. However, it had that kind of fabric that glows in the dark for the teeth and eyes. What kind of sick **** makes something like that?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Hey now. Mr Winky is gettin' a little butthurt, here.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Wint wrote:
Samira wrote:
Wint, Wint, Wint.
You know what you're doing, right? You're setting yourself up for some draconian but appreciative government agency to require you and Mrs Wint to keep making babies.
You know what you're doing, right? You're setting yourself up for some draconian but appreciative government agency to require you and Mrs Wint to keep making babies.
The Mrs. would be fine with that, but I would need a much better job to pay for another one
Hell yeah on that one. Everyone asks me if I'm done and I just say, I can't afford more kids.
Nexa wrote:
hahaha, for her second birthday, April of 07. The funniest thing is that it was heavy and she made him chase her with it for like 2 hours.
Nexa
Nexa
See, now that is serious dedication. I'd have been like, "I can't do this anymore! Augh!" after like 20 minutes.
Edited, Aug 26th 2008 4:27pm by Pikko
See, now that is serious dedication. I'd have been like, "I can't do this anymore! Augh!" after like 20 minutes.
I'm not so good at saying no to Hannah if it's not something that endangers her or that would run into plans or the like. If it's just a matter of inconveniencing me, I can't justify not doing it for the most part.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Pikko wrote:
Everyone asks me if I'm done and I just say, I can't afford more kids.
That and I always just wanted Charmaine to be the baby of the family as the only girl. I realize now that was a serious miscalculation. She's not spoiled, she's divinely rotten.
Mine is being a real brat lately. If I tell her no, she asks 5 more times. If I tell her she's going to her room if she asks me one more time, she shuts up immediately, but just stands there glaring at me.
After about a min she'll bark out FINE, THEN! I'M NOT LETTING YOU PLAN MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ANY MORE!!!
After about a min she'll bark out FINE, THEN! I'M NOT LETTING YOU PLAN MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ANY MORE!!!
ooooh you get lucky Pikko. I used to get constantly told I wasnt invited to Xaviers birthday party when he was mad at me
Isn't that just the funniest retort? I have to try really hard not to just bust out laughing at her.
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