Kid Photo ThreadFollow

Too cute Paul!

Ooh! Cool! I have some new pics I've wanted to show off (they're already on MySpace for those of you who are into it)...earlier this week we had a picnic in the park!

With pizza!
Thom: Portrait of a baby
Playing in the field, sitting around.
A tree? No problem!With a little bit of help.
Other sights from the park:
The Tappan Zee Bridge
Boats in the water, ducks in the water...and a dog in the water!

Oh and no, that is not my butt. I was the one taking the pictures.

Nexa

I will try to take some of the kids tomorrow.

What are you talking about, wasn't your avatar your kid for a long time there?

it is in their best interest.

Of course it isn't. Pretending the world is a terrible dangerous place where their photos put them at risk is in their best interest?? I hope you never let them travel in a vehicle, because the risk of harm to them in that situation is about 10000000000 times greater. Or, you know, go outside of the house. The risk of harm from the sun is about 10000 greater.

Stop living in fear. If you don't want to post pictures of your kids, fine. Please don't try to peddle this "it's better for them" ********* It's insulting to the 1000 non ******* paranoid people who do.

Yeah, yeah, I know we're being trolled, but it's gotta be said.

Smash--F'UCK OFF ALREADY. You're not a parent, quit acting like you know what's the best way for other people to raise their kids. If you decide to have kids, raise them however the hell you want (and no, banging some hapless little girl's mother doesn't count.) Until then, shut the f'uck up.

No. Thanks for sharing your opinion, though. Be sure to do the same when your kid dies of measles.

Believe it or not, the fact that you dropped a kid out of your ****** doesn't qualify you as a good parent. That you needlessly put your child at risk because you're too fucking stupid to calculate risk appropriately, however, unequivocally makes you a bad one.

Being a "parent" has nothing to do with squeezing a kid out, or depositing sperm at the right moment. It's an argument that insults people like Allah because you're a hysterical Tennessee Williams heroine who can't deal with me accurately expressing people not understanding risk. Why insult every adoptive parent in the world because you can't handle me? What did they do to deserve your shrieking pathetic insult? Oh yeah, I remember, care for children no one else wanted. What ***holes they are, huh?

I guess by your definition gay people can't be parents either. Good work, Anita Bryant. Maybe you can work really hard on getting laws passed outlawing gay adoption. Hell, all adoption. No one in the world is qualified raise children save for people who can biologically shoot one out, right? Because it's such a fucking accomplishment. It's only you and 3 billion fertile women fighting the good fight against people who want to care for unwanted children. You know what, I have an idea for you:

YOU TAKE THEM. You take the millions of children who'd be dead without adoptive parents and care for them. You're an expert, after all. Don't bother risking getting them immunized, though, too dangerous. Take your vaccine free horde off to your own private commune, and when they start dying, tell yourself it's ok, because you didn't cause it. After all, you didn't want it to happen, and that's just as good as doing something to prevent it, right? When the stench of the piles of dead children starts to get overwhelming, cheer yourself up with the thoughts of how lucky these kids are to be cared for by someone who accomplished a biological function carried out daily by the mentally disabled instead of those who chose or could not do the same. Those lucky, lucky, little dead tykes.

You're a hero to them all. Remember that.


Edited, Aug 24th 2008 1:48am by Smasharoo

Not that I'd speak for Pikko, but I think that she meant she couldn't really complain because her husband only wants the best for the children and it's his request that she not post pictures of them online. I don't think Pikko is one to make a jab at other posters for posting pictures of their children.

Nexa

Yeah, I thought I missed something here, since I know I've seen pics of the little Pikkos.

Anyways, to get this thread back on track, here's another pic of Mr. Chubbles, in his playpen.

No that's not a tooth, that's flash glare reflecting off his tongue.

So, a question to all you parents of young children.

Is bathing your kid in the kitchen sink a common thing? It always seemed odd to me, but many people in my family have pictures of their kids in the sink. Wondering if it's a regional thing or something.

I have bathed my kids in a sink, when no other option was available. Not that I'm averse to it, I just used a baby bath in general.

And most of them have that handy little spray hose!