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#1 Aug 20 2008 at 6:49 PM Rating: Unrated
How does it feel to be delusional? How does it feel to want to live in another county? We live in America folks and I live in reality. You live in some left wing dream.

You will grow up and see the truth someday. I tell you the truth when I say that you have been misled. You are not important. You have been taught a total brain-washed way of life. You are a liberal.
#2 Aug 20 2008 at 6:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Aug 20 2008 at 6:53 PM Rating: Excellent
I do believe Joph just gave you the horns.
#4REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2008 at 6:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Subject: ALBERT EINSTEIN QUOTE
#5 Aug 20 2008 at 7:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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#6 Aug 20 2008 at 7:12 PM Rating: Decent
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It's obviously a fake story. No college physics professor would say Cold is a real thing. My highschool teachers used to 'trick' us with that 'riddle'.
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#7REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2008 at 7:15 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I think you should think about what I posted instead of randomly dismissing it. Cherry picking your beliefs may not work so well for you.
#8 Aug 20 2008 at 7:16 PM Rating: Decent
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#9 Aug 20 2008 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Boomsticker wrote:
I think you should think about what I posted instead of randomly dismissing it.
I did think about it. I thought "This isn't at all a true story and if the author had a real point to make why wasn't he or she able to make it without falsely invoking Einstein's name to give it some weight?"

Things that are actually worth thinking about don't need to trick you into thinking about them.
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#10 Aug 20 2008 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jesus was a pot smoking liberal.

Why do you hate Jesus?


Edited, Aug 21st 2008 3:25am by paulsol
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#11REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2008 at 7:19 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) While I am thinking about it Obama has delared himself "The chosen one". If he is the "GOD" he is the anti-christ and its all about to end.
#12 Aug 20 2008 at 7:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Boomsticker wrote:
While I am thinking about it Obama has delared himself "The chosen one". If he is the "GOD" he is the anti-christ and its all about to end.
Does this mean I can quit mailing CitiGroup my mortgage payments?
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#13 Aug 20 2008 at 7:31 PM Rating: Excellent
Jesus was actually a socialist, if you sit down and read the scriptures all in one go with an open mind.

And He was the master of the parable too.

My prof hated me in Bible class because I would make observations like, "Wait a minute. The wheels that Ezekial saw in the air . . . sound an awful lot like propeller planes being described by a bronze age ascetic high on shrooms."
#14 Aug 20 2008 at 7:36 PM Rating: Decent
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
"Wait a minute. The wheels that Ezekial saw in the air . . . sound an awful lot like propeller planes being described by a bronze age ascetic high on shrooms."


More like UFOs coming to bring the word of Christ to the heathens that were on Earth.
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#15 Aug 20 2008 at 8:15 PM Rating: Good
I haven't read Chariots of the Gods in ages . . . I should find that book again >_>
#16 Aug 20 2008 at 9:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Boomsticker wrote:
Subject: ALBERT EINSTEIN QUOTE....

....The young man's name -- Albert Einstein.


Great story.

It never happened, but its a great story.

http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp
#17 Aug 21 2008 at 1:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Subject: ALBERT EINSTEIN QUOTE



Did God create everything that exists?

Does evil exist?
Did God create evil?

A University professor at a well known institution of higher
learning challenged his students with this question. "Did God create
everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

[Big long story.]

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God.
It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
The young man's name -- Albert Einstein.

I think there's a fairly uniform consensus among theologians that there is no place in the universe where God is not. There is no place where God doesn't exist. God is by definition omnipresent at all times. God is the stuff of which the universe is made, or more poetically: God is the dwellingplace of the universe.

By theological definition, God is always present in people's hearts, whether they are aware of God or not, or whether they believe in God or not. If a human doesn't love God, that is entirely immaterial. God loves that human, and that human heart. God's love is present there.

I'm sorry, there's just no getting away from the paradox of an omnipresent/omnipotent god who is also a benevolent god, and the existence of "evil", unless you posit God as far less like a human consciousness than is popular among many of the religious. It's not a problem reducible by reason without throwing out the god hypothesis, or without radically redefining the identity of God and the physical universe, and redefining Gods permeation of or power over the physical universe. The paradox ultimately has to go into one of those "mysteries" boxes, that the faithful finally accept, and that others ponder on their journey to agnosticism or atheism.

Edited, Aug 21st 2008 5:20am by Aripyanfar
#18 Aug 21 2008 at 4:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Boomsticker wrote:
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I think you should think about what I posted instead of randomly dismissing it. Cherry picking your beliefs may not work so well for you.


While I am thinking about it Obama has delared himself "The chosen one". If he is the "GOD" he is the anti-christ and its all about to end.


Did this douche just quote and reply to himself?
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#19 Aug 21 2008 at 4:37 AM Rating: Decent
Aripyanfar wrote:
God is the dwellingplace of the universe.


And the Lord said unto the universe:

"GET IN MAH BELLY!"
#20 Aug 21 2008 at 5:04 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Boomsticker wrote:
Subject: ALBERT EINSTEIN QUOTE

I think there's a fairly uniform consensus among theologians that there is no place in the universe where God is not. There is no place where God doesn't exist. God is by definition omnipresent at all times. God is the stuff of which the universe is made, or more poetically: God is the dwellingplace of the universe.

By theological definition, God is always present in people's hearts, whether they are aware of God or not, or whether they believe in God or not. If a human doesn't love God, that is entirely immaterial. God loves that human, and that human heart. God's love is present there.

I'm sorry, there's just no getting away from the paradox of an omnipresent/omnipotent god who is also a benevolent god, and the existence of "evil", unless you posit God as far less like a human consciousness than is popular among many of the religious. It's not a problem reducible by reason without throwing out the god hypothesis, or without radically redefining the identity of God and the physical universe, and redefining Gods permeation of or power over the physical universe. The paradox ultimately has to go into one of those "mysteries" boxes, that the faithful finally accept, and that others ponder on their journey to agnosticism or atheism.
I've always felt job covered a lot of this fairly nicely.
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#21 Aug 21 2008 at 5:06 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Did this douche just quote and reply to himself?

I would say sockpuppet, but that would have required a post in this thread from a suspected alter-ego, for him to mix up the accounts.

#22 Aug 21 2008 at 5:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, Jesus was a homeless lad
With an unwed mother and an absent dad
And I really don't think he would have gotten that far
If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

When Jesus taught the people he
Would never charge a tuition fee
He just took some fishes and some bread
And made up free school lunches instead
So let's all sing out praises to
That long-haired radical socialist Jew

He healed the blind and made them see
He brought the lame folks to their feet
Rich and poor, any time, anywhere
Just pioneering that free health care
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Jesus hung with a low-life crowd
But those working stiffs sure did him proud
Some were murderers, thieves and whores
But at least they didn't do it as legislators
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Jesus lived in troubled times
the religious right was on the rise
Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?
Separation of church and state.
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Sometimes I fall into deep despair
When I hear those hypocrites on the air
But every Sunday gives me hope
When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope
Are all singing out their praises to
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.

They're all singing out their praises to....
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.
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