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You didn't have a paddle with holes in it waiting for you when you misbehaved? H*ll it got to the point that my brothers and I would wait until our father was at work to misbehave just because our mom couldn't paddle us nearly as hard.
And guess what? None us are criminals and we all hold down steady jobs. Amazing isn't it. Not only that but we learned how to fight because our Dad's solution to us arguing/fighting was to throw a set of boxing gloves at us and tell us to take it outside.
Good thing you didn't have any adopted black brothers or you'd be dead.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nobby wrote:
Dracoid was never smacked as a child.
Well. . . maybe the occasional gramme here and there
Well. . . maybe the occasional gramme here and there
Just the occasional forum smackdown.
You brute!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Totem wrote:
It's the psychological aspect that gets to you. After all these years the one thing we remember is that it had holes on its surface, not what color it is, how long it was, whether or not it had tape on the handle, or if the teacher used a single handed forearm or prefered a two handed backswing.
I love discussing this stuff.
Totem
This is true. I was crying too hard before he did it. Lol he didn't need to paddle me. I was quite sorry for my actions.
My grandma would threaten to paddle us with a wooden spoon when we were bad. The only time she ever tried, she broke the spoon on my cousin's butt. We laughed and she yelled at us to go play outside.
Psychologically, I was more scared of the principal than I ever was of my grandma.
Fact: Paddle > Spoon
The only physical punishment I had to endure as a kid was from my grandparents. They would make me kneel on broomsticks and marbles for an hour at a time.
When ever I had to go there, I'd come home with horribly bruised knees.
My mother, father, and step-father never laid a hand on me though. Usually a stern word was enough, if that didn't work, I got to copy pages out of a really big dictionary.
No spankings, and hey, take a look, I'm no criminal, drug-free, and I have a career. Who would've thunk eh varass?
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 12:44am by NaughtyWord
When ever I had to go there, I'd come home with horribly bruised knees.
My mother, father, and step-father never laid a hand on me though. Usually a stern word was enough, if that didn't work, I got to copy pages out of a really big dictionary.
No spankings, and hey, take a look, I'm no criminal, drug-free, and I have a career. Who would've thunk eh varass?
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 12:44am by NaughtyWord
I actually was spanked whenever I did anything wrong as a child. That's anything from lying to theft to anything not considered 'right.'
I have turned out as a decent adult. Starting my third semester at college. October is the start of the sixth year employed with my current job. However, the fact that I am no a "well adjusted adult" doesn't change the fact that I was a completely fucking retarded teenager/early adult.
I stole a lot as a teenager. Everything from federal offences to felonies. Granted, I got lucky and the only felony I was caught on was downgraded to a misdemeanor. I went to Wisconsin public school so corporal punishment was not allowed, however it would not have made a difference in my case.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 4:01am by Paskil
I have turned out as a decent adult. Starting my third semester at college. October is the start of the sixth year employed with my current job. However, the fact that I am no a "well adjusted adult" doesn't change the fact that I was a completely fucking retarded teenager/early adult.
I stole a lot as a teenager. Everything from federal offences to felonies. Granted, I got lucky and the only felony I was caught on was downgraded to a misdemeanor. I went to Wisconsin public school so corporal punishment was not allowed, however it would not have made a difference in my case.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 4:01am by Paskil
I was never hit as a child, and I turned out to be a slightly crazy drug-addict.
So yeah, you can never tell really.
So yeah, you can never tell really.
I'm going to spank Nexa for stirring this pot again. 
(Yes I know it wasn't her intention, but I don't care)
(Yes I know it wasn't her intention, but I don't care)
I actually was spanked whenever I did anything wrong as a child. That's anything from lying to theft to anything not considered 'right.'
I have turned out as a decent adult.
I know this isn't your point, but this argument has to go. The idea that because there's not a one for one correlation between hitting children and their outcomes as adults validates the practice is beyond stupid.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yeah but you're a p*ssy.
He's a Ranger sniper. You're an insurance salesman.
Think.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
knoxsouthy wrote:
Naughty,
Yeah but you're a p*ssy.
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No spankings, and hey, take a look, I'm no criminal, drug-free, and I have a career. Who would've thunk eh varass?
Yeah but you're a p*ssy.
Why is it getting an insult from a ****** much like getting a compliment from a ******?
Tell me, how much of a badass can a person possibly be sitting inside a cubicle peddling insurance?
What's the most dangerous thing you have to do? Drive to work? Not spill your coffee on you as you pour it in your cup? Avoid a paper cut from refilling the printer? Making sure your tie isn't too tight?
I on the other hand, work on a flight deck around very dangerous aircraft on an aircraft carrier. You wouldn't last 15 minutes without getting blown off it into the drink with the sea snakes.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 7:03am by NaughtyWord
Of course him not being physically disciplined as a child could be why he chose to become a sniper.
I was just ******* with you. I didn't have any idea. Apparently he works on an aircraft carrier, though.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Pull a gun on some car-jackers who chased me, with my gf in the car no less. Yah for the essas. Or how about fighting my way out of a 3 guys trying to beat me down when I was like 18. Should I pull out my d*ck now? Brother I've been dirt poor living in the parts of town your parents used to tell you to stay away from when they weren't disciplining you for being naughty. I can hit a fox at a hundred yards with my shotgun. I'm southern brother! That's all you need to know about how "badass" I am.
Hmm, that's nice, have you been to war?
No, too busy being Mr. Tough insurance salesman I assume.
Pu*sy.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 7:40am by NaughtyWord
knoxsouthy wrote:
Pull a gun on some car-jackers who chased me, with my gf in the car no less.
But I thought you lived in the safest and kindest city in America.
I'm so confused now.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Two things:
Naughty, I'm putting my money on those broomsticks and marbles trumping all the stern words your parents gave you concerning your present life being criminal-free. I'm gonna go so far as to say the stern words were something to the effect of, "If you misbehave one more time, we'll send you packing to Grampa and Grandma, and then we'll see how you behave, young man!" Lol, were they monks and monkesses in some Catholic monastary?
Second, even using a slug round in a shotgun is an extremely iffy proposition to hit a large animal like a, oh, I dunno, an elephant, much less a fox at 100 yards. I hate to call bullsh1t on you on this, but dude, that was a wee bit high and outside. And loading the chamber with anything from birdshot (higher percentage of a hit due to the number of pellets in the load) to .00 buck (much lower percentage of a hit because of the small number of pellets) is still highly unlikely to penetrate the skin of the animal. It'd be the equivilent of me throwing BBs at you from 10 feet away. If I got you in the eye it might make you cry, but it won't do any damage. And that includes using a 3" magnum hot load*.
Totem
*For the record, the Alabama Black Snake shoots 12" Magnum hot loads. But of the 155 howitzer variety. Just sayin'.
Naughty, I'm putting my money on those broomsticks and marbles trumping all the stern words your parents gave you concerning your present life being criminal-free. I'm gonna go so far as to say the stern words were something to the effect of, "If you misbehave one more time, we'll send you packing to Grampa and Grandma, and then we'll see how you behave, young man!" Lol, were they monks and monkesses in some Catholic monastary?
Second, even using a slug round in a shotgun is an extremely iffy proposition to hit a large animal like a, oh, I dunno, an elephant, much less a fox at 100 yards. I hate to call bullsh1t on you on this, but dude, that was a wee bit high and outside. And loading the chamber with anything from birdshot (higher percentage of a hit due to the number of pellets in the load) to .00 buck (much lower percentage of a hit because of the small number of pellets) is still highly unlikely to penetrate the skin of the animal. It'd be the equivilent of me throwing BBs at you from 10 feet away. If I got you in the eye it might make you cry, but it won't do any damage. And that includes using a 3" magnum hot load*.
Totem
*For the record, the Alabama Black Snake shoots 12" Magnum hot loads. But of the 155 howitzer variety. Just sayin'.
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Second, even using a slug round in a shotgun is an extremely iffy proposition to hit a large animal like a, oh, I dunno, an elephant, much less a fox at 100 yards. I hate to call bullsh1t on you on this, but dude, that was a wee bit high and outside.
I had the same thought but assumed he's using a rifled barrel, which isn't exactly sporting to the fox but whatever, dude.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
But shotguns don't have rifled barrels. That's why they are shotguns.
Totem
Totem
Doh. I meant rifled slugs.
Stupid ballistics terminology confusin' my poor female brain.
Stupid ballistics terminology confusin' my poor female brain.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Totem wrote:
Naughty, I'm putting my money on those broomsticks and marbles trumping all the stern words your parents gave you concerning your present life being criminal-free. I'm gonna go so far as to say the stern words were something to the effect of, "If you misbehave one more time, we'll send you packing to Grampa and Grandma, and then we'll see how you behave, young man!" Lol, were they monks and monkesses in some Catholic monastary?
No, on all points, well my grandparents were Catholic.
My mother detested the practice and my father wouldn't dare argue with his parents. Not once did such a warning get issued.
When I misbehaved I lost my Nintendo, the ability to pick out what clothes I wanted, the car, the television, the internet, hanging out with my friends, etc.
I had a inherent understanding that my parents were boss and what they said goes. Not once did they advocate, or use violence or physical torment of any sort. No soap in the mouth, no slapping of hands, feet, buttocks, or the face. They simply, as Smash said earlier, outsmarted me every step of the way.
When you are outwitted you are forced to capitulate by primal reason.
Requiring obedience from a child without the use of violence is more than "some stern words". I know I'm wasting my time explaining it to you so I'm going to stop now.
Holy ****, if my parent threatened to pick out my clothes for me for school, I'd have broken down in tears on the spot, begged forgiveness, and promised them the world, but please, please let me choose my own clothes.
/effin' shudder
Da horrah! Da horrah of going to class in a sweatshirt that says, "My grandkids love me" or a T-shirt from BFE Kentucky with a wolf howling at the moon surrounded with quasi-Indian symbology.
Dang. No wonder you ended so screwed up.
Totem
/effin' shudder
Da horrah! Da horrah of going to class in a sweatshirt that says, "My grandkids love me" or a T-shirt from BFE Kentucky with a wolf howling at the moon surrounded with quasi-Indian symbology.
Dang. No wonder you ended so screwed up.
Totem
It was an example. Don't get too hung up on it.
Way to dodge the entire point though.
/golfclap
Way to dodge the entire point though.
/golfclap
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