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#102REDACTED,
Posted: Aug 23 2008 at 9:53 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) its over. the vp is biden. why isnt this thread dead yet?
OMG Report it to mods to have it locked!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
How do you pronounce Biden, anyways? Does it rhyme with 'hidden' or is the 'i' long?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
How do you pronounce Biden, anyways? Does it rhyme with 'hidden' or is the 'i' long?
Long I.
Or it should be pronounced that way anyway. ;-)
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Just imagine his last name is a bisexual sex club in Denver, where the convention will be, that caters to "bears".
Bi as in sexual. Den as in a bear's home.
Bi as in sexual. Den as in a bear's home.
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So Obama is just Biden time until McCain keels over dead?
Yeah, yeah, I know. Whatever.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Whatever.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Wait, We can lock threads? When did they put that in???
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Smash, don't you realize the power of the democratic party to disappoint you whenever possible?
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Yeah, Obama Biden just sounds that much more like Osama bin Laden.
Once again, the democratic party demonstrates that yes, we can lose an election that was basically a sure thing.
Nexa
Edited, Aug 23rd 2008 5:14pm by Nexa
Once again, the democratic party demonstrates that yes, we can lose an election that was basically a sure thing.
Nexa
Edited, Aug 23rd 2008 5:14pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smash, don't you realize the power of the democratic party to disappoint you whenever possible?
Meh, I chose not to pursue a career as a political consultant for a reason. I'm fully aware at all times how disappointing humanity in general is. Calculated decisions designed to manipulate suckers should be less disappointing, however. Perhaps they have some fantastic internal numbers on Biden. Joph's really more representative of the modern Democratic voter than I am. Maybe he's better at reading the suckers, too.
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#112REDACTED,
Posted: Aug 23 2008 at 6:10 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Exactly what my wife said. She isn't really into the whole politics thing and would rather play games on facebook, but even she took note of it.
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Exactly what my wife said. She isn't really into the whole politics thing and would rather play games on facebook, but even she took note of it.
You got internet connections in trailer-parks these days!?
No wonder the USA leads the world....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
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Exactly what my wife said. She isn't really into the whole politics thing and would rather play games on facebook, but even she took note of it.
You got internet connections in trailer-parks these days!?
No wonder the USA leads the world....
And of course, by "took note of it", he really means she was merely parroting everything she was reading on facebook.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Exactly what my wife said.
How could you make out what she said with my...nah, it's not worth it.
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On the upside, the other half managed to snag a record 16 voter registrations tonight at the Terrapin Welcome Back Students beer party. Considering Terrapin is hippie beer, those are probably future Democrat votes.
Unfortunately, I think half of them are illegible because it was, well, a beer party.
And he came home so wasted I had to make him a cup of detox tea and a baked potato before I put him to bed -_-
(Terrapin beer is so gooood.)
Unfortunately, I think half of them are illegible because it was, well, a beer party.
And he came home so wasted I had to make him a cup of detox tea and a baked potato before I put him to bed -_-
(Terrapin beer is so gooood.)
Nexa wrote:
Yeah, Obama Biden just sounds that much more like Osama bin Laden.
The only thing missing is the letters SNLA; which just happens to stand for the Scottish National Liberation Army!(cue dramatic music) Just what the sinister connection is between Obama Biden, Osama Bin Laden and feral Scottish Terrorists, we do not yet know; but we will surely be hearing much, much more about it in the many conspiracy theorist chain emails to come in the next few weeks. In the interim, I would be very wary of any electioneering Scottish Muslims if I were you.
Edited, Aug 24th 2008 4:39am by fhrugby
Huh, well, if they win, we're boned.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10024163-38.html
Al gore invented the Internet, Joe Biden is going to **** it over with a rusty fork.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10024163-38.html
Al gore invented the Internet, Joe Biden is going to **** it over with a rusty fork.
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While I think Hilary as VP may have had an impact on the election, I'm not sure that it would have been a good one (for the democrats). I don't think Biden, or most any other white, christian, non-perverted, politician as a running mate will cause much of a stir one way or another.
I predict an attempt on Obama's life while in Denver for the convention.
I predict an attempt on Obama's life while in Denver for the convention.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Hillary would have been a terrible choice. She'd be considered to have bullied herself onto the ticket and would undercut Obama's credibility as a leader. Even if you want to say "What credibility??", he'd still have been worse off.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nah, Clinton would have been the worst. I say this as someone who generally likes her politics; but she's divisive.
Having Clinton on the ticket would have made the entire rest of the race about Clinton.
Having Clinton on the ticket would have made the entire rest of the race about Clinton.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Biden is the absolute worst choice Obama could have made.
He's far from the worst choice. He's about the 6th best choice, really.
We're number 6! We're number 6!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
knoxsouthy wrote:
Biden is the absolute worst choice Obama could have made. Who's he going to attract, the hardcore liberals who were leaning toward Mcain?
Now John Edwards -- that would have been the absolute worst choice
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Rasmussen sez that only 43% of voters consider Biden "liberal".
Right, that's ideal. Suppresses activist turnout, while not bringing in new voters.
What could be better than that?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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