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Samira wrote:
ITT: virus can't afford to lose $20.
That also ignores that I first offered the bet. But we can see Varrus try to weasel out of it now.
Insurance must not be too profitable.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
knoxsouthy wrote:
So Jophed you going to give me 100 to 1 odds to?
Before you ask, I'm not confident enough to lose $2000 on a silly bet but I'm confident enough to lose $40. Which apparently makes me much more confident than you.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nope. I offered you 2-1 on $20. If you're not confident enough in your choice to make an easy $40 then that's fine.
I suspect this is an arbitrage on your part, what with the consensus odds being 8-1 against, you lay off $6 on the odds, floating the other $14. If you win, you win $14, if you lose, you win $8. You sly *******.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 3:22pm by Smasharoo
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Smashed,
So we on at 100 to 1?
Sure thing, ace.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I suspect this is an arbitrage on your part, what with the consensus odds being 8-1 against, you lay off $6 on the odds, floating the other $14. If you win, you win $14, if you lose, you win $8. You sly *******.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd take up 100-1 odds on that.
I'm predicting the odds are closer to 80/87-1, which gives a pretty comfortable margin.
I'm predicting the odds are closer to 80/87-1, which gives a pretty comfortable margin.
Just as Planned.
I'd take up 100-1 odds on that.
I wouldn't offer them. See, I'd feel compelled to pay out, you seem a reasonable person who would reciprocate in the case of you losing. There's zero chance I'll see $10 from Varrus. Hence, I don't really risk $1000.
There aren't many posters on this board who I'd trust to come up with even short money without escrowing it somehow with a fair broker in advance. You strike me as good for the $10, though, so I'd pay you the $1000. Which would clearly be a silly risk given the actual odds being lower than 100 to 1. Although, clearly 8 to 1 is a terrible price.
ETA: Clearly.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 3:41pm by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Haha, I don't blame you for not taking 100-1. At those odds I'd even be willing to forgo the escrow and send direct. Forum defamation would be reasonable insurance for the small change.
And yes, 8-1 seems too low by roughly an order of 10. Unless of course Biden an Bayh are diagnosed with cancer after cheating on their spouse with a Gitmo detainee.
And yes, 8-1 seems too low by roughly an order of 10. Unless of course Biden an Bayh are diagnosed with cancer after cheating on their spouse with a Gitmo detainee.
Just as Planned.
Bill Nelson, who I didn't realize is a Senator (which says a lot, that's rare for me) from Florida, apparently, is the current insider rumor.
Seems impossible, but crazier **** has happened.
Seems impossible, but crazier **** has happened.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Samira wrote:
ITT: virus can't afford to lose $20.
I didn't bring it up at the time, but recently he couldn't view a posted link because it "was blocked at work." Yeah, way to be your own boss there, champ
trickybeck wrote:
Samira wrote:
ITT: virus can't afford to lose $20.
I didn't bring it up at the time, but recently he couldn't view a posted link because it "was blocked at work." Yeah, way to be your own boss there, champ
Hahaha, I missed that. 'S what I get for skimming his posts I guess.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Bill Nelson looks creepily like Bush's dad as a younger man.
Decent committee resume though:
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 3:17pm by Jophiel
Decent committee resume though:
Wiki wrote:
* Committee on Armed Services
o Subcommittee on Emerging Threats and Capabilities
o Subcommittee on SeaPower
o Subcommittee on Strategic Forces (Chairman)
* Committee on the Budget
* Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation
o Subcommittee on Aviation Operations, Safety, and Security
o Subcommittee on Consumer Affairs, Insurance, and Automotive Safety
o Subcommittee on Oceans, Atmosphere, Fisheries, and Coast Guard
o Subcommittee on Space, Aeronautics, and Related Sciences (Chairman)
* Committee on Foreign Relations
o Subcommittee on African Affairs
o Subcommittee on International Operations and Organizations, Democracy and Human Rights (Chairman)
o Subcommittee on Western Hemisphere, Peace Corps and Narcotics Affairs
* Select Committee on Intelligence
* Special Committee on Aging
o Subcommittee on Emerging Threats and Capabilities
o Subcommittee on SeaPower
o Subcommittee on Strategic Forces (Chairman)
* Committee on the Budget
* Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation
o Subcommittee on Aviation Operations, Safety, and Security
o Subcommittee on Consumer Affairs, Insurance, and Automotive Safety
o Subcommittee on Oceans, Atmosphere, Fisheries, and Coast Guard
o Subcommittee on Space, Aeronautics, and Related Sciences (Chairman)
* Committee on Foreign Relations
o Subcommittee on African Affairs
o Subcommittee on International Operations and Organizations, Democracy and Human Rights (Chairman)
o Subcommittee on Western Hemisphere, Peace Corps and Narcotics Affairs
* Select Committee on Intelligence
* Special Committee on Aging
Edited, Aug 22nd 2008 3:17pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Just as Planned.
Advocating the abolishment of the Electoral College is exactly the sort of thing which appeals to lots of voters while safely having a 0% chance of getting through Congress. It's like promoting a federally mandated "Everyone Hug A Kitten Day".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You know i'm good for it.
Nothing you've posted would lead me to believe this is the case. I believe you have a net worth of more than $10, I find it exceptionally unlikely I'd receive said funds.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Advocating the abolishment of the Electoral College is exactly the sort of thing which appeals to lots of voters while safely having a 0% chance of getting through Congress. It's like promoting a federally mandated "Everyone Hug A Kitten Day".
That's why I said "interesting" rather than "good".
In other news, "Everyone Hug A Kitten Day" joined our roster of national holidays last year when it was passed under the radar; paper clipped to a budget request.
Just as Planned.
Advocating the abolishment of the Electoral College is exactly the sort of thing which appeals to lots of voters while safely having a 0% chance of getting through Congress. It's like promoting a federally mandated "Everyone Hug A Kitten Day".
So a sure winner, then? Well, unless McCain does something radical like start running ads that for thirty seconds repeat "McCain, apply directly to the white house. McCain, apply directly.."
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Bayer McCain Reliever.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Smasharoo wrote:
So a sure winner, then? Well, unless McCain does something radical like start running ads that for thirty seconds repeat "McCain, apply directly to the white house. McCain, apply directly.."
hahaha
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Bayer McCain Reliever.
That brings to mind a very unwelcome image.
Just as Planned.
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