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#1 Aug 19 2008 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Shoplifter hides in a trash compactor. Instant karma ensues.

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Michigan authorities say a shoplifting suspect died after being crushed in a trash compactor where she was hiding.

The Eaton County sheriff's department said two women fled a Lansing-area TJ Maxx discount store after spraying a security guard with Mace. A deputy found one of the women behind a trash compactor.

Deputies say the woman wouldn't say where the other woman was hiding.

Shortly afterward, authorities got a call about a woman trapped in the trash compactor. Tyree Monique Tate of Delta Township was pulled from the machine by rescuers and taken to a hospital, where the 26-year-old later died.


Dollars to donuts her family files a wrongful death suit.
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#2 Aug 19 2008 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
She deserved to die for being so incredibly dumb.
#4 Aug 19 2008 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tyree Monique Tate


And?

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#6 Aug 19 2008 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
I think it's quite a sad story, really.
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#7 Aug 19 2008 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:


Dollars to donuts


God I havent heard that expression in a LONG time...
#8 Aug 19 2008 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Samira wrote:


Dollars to donuts


God I havent heard that expression in a LONG time...


My dad used to say that. I swear I'm channeling.

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#9 Aug 19 2008 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think it's quite a sad story, really.


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#10 Aug 19 2008 at 12:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think it's quite a sad story, really.


Crushing.Smiley: cry


You think she was white trash?
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#11 Aug 19 2008 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Samira wrote:


Dollars to donuts


God I havent heard that expression in a LONG time...


My dad used to say that. I swear I'm channeling.



As did mine...

There are a ton of others but i cant recall them right now.
#12 Aug 19 2008 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
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I think it's quite a sad story, really.


Crushing.Smiley: cry


You think she was white trash?


Well, life certainly dumped her.
#13 Aug 19 2008 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
paulsol wrote:
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I think it's quite a sad story, really.


Crushing.Smiley: cry


You think she was white trash?


Well, life certainly dumped her.


and kicked her to the curb,
#14 Aug 19 2008 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
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I laughed.


The Lansing State Journal tries to be more PC about it. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

Edited, Aug 19th 2008 5:54pm by TirithRR
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#15 Aug 19 2008 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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I'm nearly 100% certain that with a name like that she was white.

Totem
#16 Aug 19 2008 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I heard they served squash at her wake.

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#17 Aug 19 2008 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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I heard they served squash at her wake.



With flatiron steak wrapped in flatbread
#18 Aug 19 2008 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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knoxsouthy wrote:
Tyree Monique Tate

Would you hire her? I mean, if she hadn't demonstrated her severe mental retardation and gotten herself killed.
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#19 Aug 19 2008 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
knoxsouthy wrote:
Tyree Monique Tate

Would you hire her? I mean, if she hadn't demonstrated her severe mental retardation and gotten herself killed.


She made the wrong choices because she was a woman, not because she was black.


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Was merely a joke. It took a special type of special to crawl into a compactor.

Edited, Aug 19th 2008 9:19pm by TirithRR
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#20 Aug 20 2008 at 4:40 AM Rating: Good
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Dollars to day old donuts.


Yes.
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