Speaking of astonishing feats, I can't believe no one has mentionned the 100 metres! I've never seen a race like it. Bolt was celebrating 10 metres before the finish line, slowed down, made himself a cup of tea, and still managed to annihilate the WR.
Yeah, that was absurd. Also 10 times as suspicious as Phelps who's clearly a genetic freak and has held WR records for years.
A year ago Bolt was an unknown 200 guy, now suddenly he can run 9.5.
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