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#77 Aug 13 2008 at 11:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Let me guess. Kentucky?

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#78 Aug 13 2008 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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Nope, still not filtered.
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#79 Aug 13 2008 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Laugh away. I get to watch you all get upset at me


This has never, ever, happened, little buddy. It's cute that you think it has, though.

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#80 Aug 13 2008 at 11:26 AM Rating: Default
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Let me guess. Kentucky?


Are you the spelling police?
#81 Aug 13 2008 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Boomsticker wrote:
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Let me guess. Kentucky?


Are you the spelling police?


Not this time. It's a serious question. Since you're obviously spelling phonetically I hazarded a guess on where the phonetics originated.

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#82 Aug 13 2008 at 11:36 AM Rating: Default
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This has never, ever, happened, little buddy. It's cute that you think it has, though.


I wouldn't know. I can only judge you by the words you use. Being your words are abusive and angry I can only conclude that you are an abusive and angry person.
#83 Aug 13 2008 at 11:36 AM Rating: Decent
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I wouldn't know. I can only judge you by the words you use.


It would seem you cannot, in fact.

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#84 Aug 13 2008 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Ugly,

Come on now we all know republicans don't venture north of the border.


Hey Dipshit, I travel to Canada often.

Also, while I was sitting in a waiting room in a Johnnie waiting for my quarterly CAT scan, I had the displeasure of watching men's vollyball. First of all, it has to be the lamest sport ever. Second, and worst, the announcers were calling it like it was a game winning home run at the World Series.
#85 Aug 13 2008 at 1:47 PM Rating: Default
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I'm nominating Mariel Zagunis as the most annoying athlete of the games. Sure, she was the first American in over a century to win a gold medal in fencing


Yeah, wow, women's saber. Whopee. I could take any lefthanded woman off the street and train her well enough to make the Olympic team of most other nations.


You're an effete epee snob though. ;)
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#86 Aug 13 2008 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
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You're an effete epee snob though.


Fair point. Also bitter my parents my parents didn't tie my right arm behind my back from the ages of 2 to 5.

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#87 Aug 13 2008 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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You're an effete epee snob though.


Fair point. Also bitter my parents my parents didn't tie my right arm behind my back from the ages of 2 to 5.



No wonder you peaked in T-Ball.

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#88 Aug 14 2008 at 9:32 AM Rating: Decent
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/aug/14/michaelphelps.swimming1

Phelps takes in around 12,000 calories a day. Now obviously that might be a little exaggerated and I highly doubt he does it all in 3 meals like the article says, but it's still damn impressive.
#89 Aug 14 2008 at 11:31 AM Rating: Default
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You're an effete epee snob though.


Fair point. Also bitter my parents my parents didn't tie my right arm behind my back from the ages of 2 to 5.



Hah! My sister is left handed, and a national level fencer (As in: Qualified to compete at the nationals one year, so take that for what it is). I actually used to fence better against lefties than righties because of it. I really do think the advantage of fencing left handed disappears past about B level for most people. It's just that by that level there's a much higher percentage of people who do fence left handed (naturally or trained) that it gets perpetuated to higher levels within the sport.


Um... So I guess I'm just saying that as amusing to me as it would have been had your parents tied your right arm back as a child I don't think it would have helped much. Especially in your case... ;)
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#90 Aug 14 2008 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/aug/14/michaelphelps.swimming1

Phelps takes in around 12,000 calories a day. Now obviously that might be a little exaggerated and I highly doubt he does it all in 3 meals like the article says, but it's still damn impressive.


I can easily believe it. I would think he has 6 smaller meals instead of a big 3 since that's typically what athletes do.

I mean think about it, the guy is a beast and swimming is a total body workout, you burn alot of calories.
#91 Aug 14 2008 at 1:19 PM Rating: Decent
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I really do think the advantage of fencing left handed disappears past about B level for most people. It's just that by that level there's a much higher percentage of people who do fence left handed (naturally or trained) that it gets perpetuated to higher levels within the sport.


So to sum up, you're arguing that more left handed fencers progress to higher ranks because it's an advantage against less skilled opponents, but this advantage is negligible among world class fencers and it's just more of a coincidence that so many of them are left handed?

Yeah, you're wrong :) It's an interesting argument, though. Take a look at the world rankings sometime, and note how many are left or right handed. While it's obviously not impossible to be the best in the world and be right handed, it's absolutely without question more difficult.
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#92 Aug 14 2008 at 1:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I really do think the advantage of fencing left handed disappears past about B level for most people. It's just that by that level there's a much higher percentage of people who do fence left handed (naturally or trained) that it gets perpetuated to higher levels within the sport.


So to sum up, you're arguing that more left handed fencers progress to higher ranks because it's an advantage against less skilled opponents, but this advantage is negligible among world class fencers and it's just more of a coincidence that so many of them are left handed?

Yeah, you're wrong :) It's an interesting argument, though. Take a look at the world rankings sometime, and note how many are left or right handed. While it's obviously not impossible to be the best in the world and be right handed, it's absolutely without question more difficult.


But if what he's saying is true (and I don't know), then what he's saying does make sense.

Let's just assume that he's right and being left-handed does help you against lower class opponents but that advantage disappears at high levels, well then you would still see what you see now, alot of left handed fencers because they trained themselves to be left handed for so many years and became great at it that they're not gonna switch even if it doesn't give them an advantage necessarily.

So, just to be clear, I'm not saying either one of you is right or wrong, but his argument makes sense if you look at it the way I did.

#93 Aug 14 2008 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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#94 Aug 14 2008 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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According to these two experts, being left-handed appears to be a disadvantage.
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Let's just assume that he's right and being left-handed does help you against lower class opponents but that advantage disappears at high levels, well then you would still see what you see now, alot of left handed fencers because they trained themselves to be left handed for so many years and became great at it that they're not gonna switch even if it doesn't give them an advantage necessarily.


Yeah, I understand the point, and it's definitely part of it. You train to fence right handed people when you start out, and most people you fence are right handed, so fencing righty on righty is the "standard". Fencing left handed people as a righty is *literally* a separate skill set. It's not a just slightly different, it's like learning to type with your feet. You have to shut off all of this muscle memory you've developed through years of training, completely relearn reaction cues, the targets are in different places, it's a big deal. Again, don't get me wrong, it's not the end of the world, I've beaten more left handers than I can reasonably keep track of, hundreds easily. It's a slight advantage, but as you progress in skill, slight advantages matter more and more. In epee, for instance where you can score the whole body, left handed foot positioning and rotation makes scoring the foot different.

Matt Tagliariol is right handed, and he's hands down the best at epee in the world, at the moment, so clearly it's not decisive. It's just a pain in the ***.

Aww, **** it, I'm just bitter at the extra work from my childhood. Gbaji's close to right, but to admit so would rob me of some of my bitterness, and I just can't allow that to happen.

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#96 Aug 15 2008 at 6:31 AM Rating: Default
Wow, so you're a fencer Smash? Cool.

EN GARDE!

Btw, do you think you could kick Captain Picard's ***?

Edited, Aug 15th 2008 10:29am by DaimenKain
#97 Aug 15 2008 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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More importantantly could he poke Bruce DiCkinson in the eye a couple of times for me, barsteward deserves it for cancelling that consert in 88, fUcker.


Edited, Aug 15th 2008 7:36pm by tarv
#98 Aug 15 2008 at 8:07 PM Rating: Decent
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More importantantly could he poke Bruce ********* in the eye


With an epee? No. With a cowbell? Absolutely.

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