but this Phelps kid. Just amazing. I can't wait until they find HGH in his locker or something.
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Yeah, it's always pretty cool to see someone dominate an activity, regardless of what it is.
He got a DUI when he was 19 after the 2004 olympics, so you can hang your hat on that. ;)
trickybeck wrote:
He got a DUI when he was 19 after the 2004 olympics, so you can hang your hat on that. ;)
Not career and image damaging as he's looking for, I don't think.
He got a DUI when he was 19 after the 2004 olympics, so you can hang your hat on that. ;)
That just makes him more marketable in the US.
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He got a DUI when he was 19 after the 2004 olympics, so you can hang your hat on that. ;)
That just makes him more marketable in the US.
True, but not as good as if he was a cancer survivor or had a retarded little brother.
On another note, our female midgets suck this year.
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trickybeck wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
He got a DUI when he was 19 after the 2004 olympics, so you can hang your hat on that. ;)
That just makes him more marketable in the US.
True, but not as good as if he was a cancer survivor or had a retarded little brother.
If he were a cancer survivor, then John Edwards would be cheating on him; that's no fun.
Meanwhile, as olympic swimmers are greasing each other up and slipping into lycra body suits....
These boys are out exercising their sphincters in Sth Africa....
These boys are out exercising their sphincters in Sth Africa....
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Bodi Miller got Sobe, whatchu think Phelps will get?
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I don't think Phelps is technically human. He's like that guy in The Big Blue. Half-man half-dolphin. Except better.
And even he's on drugs, it can't account for the fact that he's that much better than everyone else. Drugs might give you a small advantage, say a tenth of a second during a tight relay race *ahem*, but that's about it.
And even he's on drugs, it can't account for the fact that he's that much better than everyone else. Drugs might give you a small advantage, say a tenth of a second during a tight relay race *ahem*, but that's about it.
He's got webbed feet for christ sake...
Didn't the latest gold metal relay team beat the existing Olympic Record by 5 seconds or something like that?
Of course, I would be motivated if a swim suit manufacturer was spotting me 1 million dollars if I won 8 olympic golds.
Didn't the latest gold metal relay team beat the existing Olympic Record by 5 seconds or something like that?
Of course, I would be motivated if a swim suit manufacturer was spotting me 1 million dollars if I won 8 olympic golds.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I don't think Phelps is technically human. He's like that guy in The Big Blue. Half-man half-dolphin. Except better.
And even he's on drugs, it can't account for the fact that he's that much better than everyone else. Drugs might give you a small advantage, say a tenth of a second during a tight relay race *ahem*, but that's about it.
And even he's on drugs, it can't account for the fact that he's that much better than everyone else. Drugs might give you a small advantage, say a tenth of a second during a tight relay race *ahem*, but that's about it.
Barry Bonds would disagree with you on that one.
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Smasharoo wrote:
but this Phelps kid. Just amazing. I can't wait until they find HGH in his locker or something.
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I don't think Phelps is technically human. He's like that guy in The Big Blue. Half-man half-dolphin. Except better.
And even he's on drugs, it can't account for the fact that he's that much better than everyone else. Drugs might give you a small advantage, say a tenth of a second during a tight relay race *ahem*, but that's about it.
And even he's on drugs, it can't account for the fact that he's that much better than everyone else. Drugs might give you a small advantage, say a tenth of a second during a tight relay race *ahem*, but that's about it.
Barry Bonds would disagree with you on that one.
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trickybeck wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
He got a DUI when he was 19 after the 2004 olympics, so you can hang your hat on that. ;)
That just makes him more marketable in the US.
True, but not as good as if he was a cancer survivor or had a retarded little brother.
God, I f*cking hate Lance Armstrong...
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And even he's on drugs, it can't account for the fact that he's that much better than everyone else. Drugs might give you a small advantage, say a tenth of a second during a tight relay race *ahem*, but that's about it.
No, I agree. He'd probably win even without the drugs. It's got to be ******* embarrassing for the fourth best swimmer on the planet though "Ok, I just need to be 7 seconds better per 100 meters. No problem!"
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I really dont think he is on drugs, have you guys seen the amount of money speedo puts into the technology of swimsuits. Its f*ckin ridiculous. They worked with NASA to make the LZR Racer that ALL the US athletes wear. Also, they spend so much money on all kinds of stuff to maximize phelps stroke and streamline his body. Thats why his stroke is completely different than it has been in years past. Have you noticed how he swims really unevenly?? He, and his huge support team, are changing how swimming is done, and that is why he is completely destroying world records.
Smasharoo wrote:
but this Phelps kid. Just amazing. I can't wait until they find HGH in his locker or something.
He's one of the athletes that volunteered to be part of the super testing program, so he's either clean, or very confident that his chemists can beat their chemists.
And our female midgets did do well enough to come in second, they weren't THAT awful (although they did seem to fail mentally more than physically).
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I really dont think he is on drugs
Of course he is. Stop being such a sucker.
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Steroids, or whatever, must have changed significantly. Just looking at his pictures from four years ago with his current pictures side by side, he hasn't bulked up or gotten that weird head-and-neck thing going on.
Swimmers work out differently, of course, than baseball or football players.
Swimmers work out differently, of course, than baseball or football players.
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Steroids, or whatever, must have changed significantly. Just looking at his pictures from four years ago with his current pictures side by side, he hasn't bulked up or gotten that weird head-and-neck thing going on.
Cycling has has a widely publicized huge doping problem. We're well beyond the days of being able to tell who's using by what they look like.
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I guess so. I'm just remembering the fairly amazing changes that Bonds underwent in the 90s.
Edit: Bonds *and others*
Edited, Aug 13th 2008 11:01am by Samira
Edit: Bonds *and others*
Edited, Aug 13th 2008 11:01am by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I don't doubt that he's on a cocktail of supplements, but until he tests positive for something banned I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. As far as I know, there's no steroid that enhances one's lung capacity nor their technique, and his technique is what really differentiates him from the other competitors.
Frankly I just find his domination of the competition astounding, and I'll set aside my cynicism and allow myself to enjoy the performance guilt-free.
Frankly I just find his domination of the competition astounding, and I'll set aside my cynicism and allow myself to enjoy the performance guilt-free.
As far as I know, there's no steroid that enhances one's lung capacity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_doping
At any rate, sure, maybe he's clean. There's at least a .002% chance of that. Not that it matters, it's not as if he's beating people who aren't using. The guy's clearly on another level either way.
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