You're out of your mind. But since you feel that way let's just all of us stop paying taxes. I don't mind.
Sure. Purchase a private road system that reaches anywhere you might drive, an electrical generator that provides all of your energy needs, a private police force, army, fire service, weather forecasting service, home loan at actual non artificial market rates (around 14% probably), a mint to print copies of your currency and back it's value with collateral since your promissory conversion to commodities won't be sufficient, animal control services, a storehouse to keep the food you buy at actual market prices, delivered to you only on your privately built infrastructure, new bridges across any waterways, etc.
Once you've established that you're self sufficent and don't require handouts from the government, you can absoulutely stop paying taxes.
ETA: Oh, and also deploy a nationwide network backbone so that you can continue to post here.
Edited, Aug 12th 2008 4:17pm by Smasharoo
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