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#102 Aug 12 2008 at 6:14 PM Rating: Default
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Basically taxes. It is Christian to shut the fuck up and pay your taxes.


No. Not really. The reason they were trying to "catch him with his words" is because Jesus was well known for calling on people *not* to pay their taxes, and otherwise participate in civil disobedience. He disliked greed, but didn't have any problems with people who honestly earned their wealth keeping it.

His answer is a classic dodge. They expected that he'd either have to admit that he disagreed with paying taxes, which would be a criminal offense and they could have him arrested for it, or he'd have to publicly state something in opposition to his teachings (lie to save his skin). They were amazed because he came up with a clever turn of phrase that allowed him to respond without actually committing himself publicly to either position.

That passage should absolutely *not* be interpreted to mean that Jesus commands his followers to support any tax that should come along.

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You're talking about a religion (like many others) that rewards the impoverished and faithful and forsakes the wealthy and greedy. Material possessions in scripture are worthless (even abhorrent at times) and should readily be given to those less fortunate, and other sources, namely the Church.


Given. Not taken. Big difference. Jesus didn't concern himself with the presence or absence of wealth. It was the person that mattered. Obviously, he believed that those with wealth should use it to help those less fortunate, but it's the choice to do that which is important, not the shuffling of the money.

Look at it another way. If you are wealthy and choose to use your wealth helping the poor, that's a good act. It means that you aren't greedy and do care about the poor. If the government takes the exact same amount of money from you each year without you having any choice in the matter and spends that money providing the exact same service for the poor, you haven't done anything "good", have you? We can't say if you are greedy or not because you didn't make the choice.


It's the act of charity that matters, not the money. It's what you choose to do with your money that matters. You could spend it on yourself, or helping someone else. I suspect that Jesus would not approve of a government taxing the wealthy in order to spend that money on the poor. Not at all. He'd want the wealthy to spend that money on the poor of their own choice, not by some legal fiat.
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The reason they were trying to "catch him with his words" is because Jesus was well known for calling on people *not* to pay their taxes, and otherwise participate in civil disobedience.
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Jophiel wrote:
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The reason they were trying to "catch him with his words" is because Jesus was well known for calling on people *not* to pay their taxes, and otherwise participate in civil disobedience.
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#105 Aug 12 2008 at 6:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just find it funny that I, an atheist, who are allegedly a greedy and selfish people, have no problem with the government helping those less fortunate than I, yet Varass, a self-proclaimed devout Christian, has a huge ******* problem with helping the impoverished.


Why?

If someone is willing to base their whole existence around a series of writings from 15 or whatever centuries ago, and willing to do so with no proof whatsoever of the veracity of those writings, to the point where one of the main qualifications for the leader of their country, in the 21st century, is to confess to also allowing those same writings to be a major influence in their world view and their actions and decisions within it, to the point where there would be no chance at all that they would get elected if they said it (religeon) was a complete bunch of ***** why on earh would anyone be surprised that a Christian would be able to come to a sensible conclusion about any damn thing at all?

Gullible twats, the lot of them.
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I remember a few years ago there was a 60 Minutes or 20/20 segment on living below the poverty line in America where a reporter interviewed people who were classified as poor and they had a home in a lower class neighborhood, furniture, food to eat, TV, an older model car and the show made the point that the living conditions that pass for poverty here in America would be middle class or higher in a third world country. Even if this is true for some poor just under the poverty line, I know that there are poor in America far worse off than those interviewed and they need desperate help. The fact that some people classified as poor live comfortably does not mean all poor do and therefore should not be helped. Perhaps part of the problem is that the line between poverty and not being in poverty is too arbitrarily drawn and other conditions besides just income per person impact a family's ability to provide the basic needs for themselves.
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I suspect


Haven't we talked about you using this phrase?

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The only other part of the Gospels I know of where Jesus mentions taxes is this:
Matthew 17:24-27 (NIV) wrote:
After Jesus and his disciples arrived in Capernaum, the collectors of the two-drachma tax came to Peter and asked, "Doesn't your teacher pay the temple tax?"

"Yes, he does," he replied.

When Peter came into the house, Jesus was the first to speak. "What do you think, Simon?" he asked. "From whom do the kings of the earth collect duty and taxes—from their own sons or from others?"

"From others," Peter answered.

"Then the sons are exempt," Jesus said to him. "But so that we may not offend them, go to the lake and throw out your line. Take the first fish you catch; open its mouth and you will find a four-drachma coin. Take it and give it to them for my tax and yours."
...in which Jesus makes a point about earthly vs heavenly kingdoms but also makes a point of paying the tax so as to not upset the system. Jesus had no intention of making a scene of civil disobedience here or else he wouldn't have had Peter pay the tax with miracle-fish money.

As for Christianity in general, Paul carries on Jesus' theme and makes it about as explicit as possible:
Romans 13:5-7 (NIV) wrote:
Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.
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As for Christianity in general, Paul carries on Jesus' theme and makes it about as explicit as possible


The idea that Paul understood what Christ wanted better than Gbaji is ludicrous.

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#110 Aug 12 2008 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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NaughtyWord wrote:
I just find it funny that I, an atheist, who are allegedly a greedy and selfish people, have no problem with the government helping those less fortunate than I, yet Varass, a self-proclaimed devout Christian, has a huge fucking problem with helping the impoverished.


He probably feels that his manditory 10-20% of gross donation to get into heaven is enough help.


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It's funny that the religious have aligned themselves with the Right in a lot of ways when concerning wealth. My understanding of the Bible, especially in the context of Jesus (which Christians are all about) and wealth is, if you are blessed by God to be wealthy, the only way to properly be wealthy and worthy to be in the presence of God, is to spread your wealth to those that don't have it.


It all ties into the same message, love thy neighbor as you love thyself, give unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and this fully explains Christianity's true view on wealth.

Matthew 19 verse 16-23 wrote:
16Now a man came up to Jesus and asked, "Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?"

17"Why do you ask me about what is good?" Jesus replied. "There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, obey the commandments."

18"Which ones?" the man inquired.

Jesus replied, " 'Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not give false testimony, 19honor your father and mother,'[d] and 'love your neighbor as yourself.'[e]"

20"All these I have kept," the young man said. "What do I still lack?"

21Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

22When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

23Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."



Call it Socialist, call it stupid, call it dogmatic, doesn't matter. It is clear that Jesus, and God, aren't big fans of those who ***** about paying taxes because they don't want to support "Poor-drug addict niggers that'll never help themselves".


There aren't provisions, there aren't exceptions, there are no if's, and's, or but's.


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I remember a few years ago there was a 60 Minutes or 20/20 segment on living below the poverty line in America where a reporter interviewed people who were classified as poor and they had a home in a lower class neighborhood, furniture, food to eat, TV, an older model car and the show made the point that the living conditions that pass for poverty here in America would be middle class or higher in a third world country. Even if this is true for some poor just under the poverty line, I know that there are poor in America far worse off than those interviewed and they need desperate help. The fact that some people classified as poor live comfortably does not mean all poor do and therefore should not be helped. Perhaps part of the problem is that the line between poverty and not being in poverty is too arbitrarily drawn and other conditions besides just income per person impact a family's ability to provide the basic needs for themselves.


I was one of those "below the poverty line yet still comfortable" families when I was young. A family of 4, with one parent working, making 9 dollars an hour. Paycheck to Paycheck type thing, no room for medical bills, etc. As a kid, I didn't notice, cause I still did everything my friends did. But now that I'm grown up, and have a real job of my own, I know now what disposable income is.
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#112 Aug 12 2008 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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NaughtyWord wrote:
Basically taxes. It is Christian to shut the fuck up and pay your taxes.


No. Not really. The reason they were trying to "catch him with his words" is because Jesus was well known for calling on people *not* to pay their taxes, and otherwise participate in civil disobedience. He disliked greed, but didn't have any problems with people who honestly earned their wealth keeping it.

His answer is a classic dodge. They expected that he'd either have to admit that he disagreed with paying taxes, which would be a criminal offense and they could have him arrested for it, or he'd have to publicly state something in opposition to his teachings (lie to save his skin). They were amazed because he came up with a clever turn of phrase that allowed him to respond without actually committing himself publicly to either position.

That passage should absolutely *not* be interpreted to mean that Jesus commands his followers to support any tax that should come along.

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You're talking about a religion (like many others) that rewards the impoverished and faithful and forsakes the wealthy and greedy. Material possessions in scripture are worthless (even abhorrent at times) and should readily be given to those less fortunate, and other sources, namely the Church.


Given. Not taken. Big difference. Jesus didn't concern himself with the presence or absence of wealth. It was the person that mattered. Obviously, he believed that those with wealth should use it to help those less fortunate, but it's the choice to do that which is important, not the shuffling of the money.

Look at it another way. If you are wealthy and choose to use your wealth helping the poor, that's a good act. It means that you aren't greedy and do care about the poor. If the government takes the exact same amount of money from you each year without you having any choice in the matter and spends that money providing the exact same service for the poor, you haven't done anything "good", have you? We can't say if you are greedy or not because you didn't make the choice.


It's the act of charity that matters, not the money. It's what you choose to do with your money that matters. You could spend it on yourself, or helping someone else. I suspect that Jesus would not approve of a government taxing the wealthy in order to spend that money on the poor. Not at all. He'd want the wealthy to spend that money on the poor of their own choice, not by some legal fiat.


I've already shown you, by scripture, that Jesus did mettle in the affairs of the presence and absence of wealth.
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The reason they were trying to "catch him with his words" is because Jesus was well known for calling on people *not* to pay their taxes, and otherwise participate in civil disobedience.
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Er? It's in the damn quote that sparked this part of the conversation Joph. Sheesh!
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Er? It's in the damn quote that sparked this part of the conversation Joph.


I think, Capitan, that he was referring to your wild guess that "Jesus was well known for calling on people *not* to pay their taxes" and the complete lack of absolutely any evidence of this in scripture.

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#115 Aug 12 2008 at 6:47 PM Rating: Excellent
I love this whole "I suspect" bullsh*t Gbaji.


I come at you with actual scripture, not my opinion, or my deductions of what I thought Jesus thinks, but what Jesus ACTUALLY said about wealth.


You come out with outlandish opinions and whatever crap you think. I don't give 2 shits what you think Jesus would have thought about concerning modern world governments, if you want to debate scripture, then I'm game, but if you want me to debate your stupid wild assumptions, go fuck yourself.


Bottom line Gbaji, if you are going to assert what Jesus believed, the back it up with scripture or stay in fucking Lurkerville.



Edited, Aug 12th 2008 7:46pm by NaughtyWord
#116 Aug 12 2008 at 6:50 PM Rating: Default
I think welfare is necessary and helpful in some cases, but it's abused way too much.

I mean seriously, how many people out there claim to be poor, yet they have one, some or all of the following:

1) Cable TV
2) Fancier car than they need
3) full stomach

So I think that both sides are right. One thing I don't agree with is that being poor is anyone's fault but that poor person (unless they're a child or have other really extenuating circumstances). There's so much opportunity in this country that if you're really just scraping by, you've made poor decisions in your life.
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in which Jesus makes a point about earthly vs heavenly kingdoms but also makes a point of paying the tax so as to not upset the system.


Um. No. He pays the tax because Peter had already told the collectors that he would. At that point he was obligated to do so by Peter's promise so he made Peter perform some ludicrous task to keep that promise. Kinda like Jesus punishing him for being such a dork.

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Jesus had no intention of making a scene of civil disobedience here or else he wouldn't have had Peter pay the tax with miracle-fish money.


The point being that he didn't pay the tax out of the cash they were carrying with them. You'll note that nowhere in the gospels does it suggest that when Jesus rents a place to stay or buys food or whatnot, that he goes though any sort of miraculous methods to pay for it. Only in this case where he's been put into the position of paying a tax does he do so.

Context matters Joph.

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As for Christianity in general, Paul carries on Jesus' theme and makes it about as explicit as possible:
Romans 13:5-7 (NIV) wrote:
Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.



Lol. Paul was building a religion. Of course he told them to pay taxes. The point here is that there's nothing to suggest that Jesus or Peter or Paul actively wanted higher taxes to be raised.


Isn't that the relevant part of the issue? There's a difference between arguing that taxes should be lower, or opposing laws that increase taxes and refusing to pay taxes that are lawfully due. Maybe that's too subtle a point for most of you, but to me that the entirety of it. It's certainly ridiculous to make an argument of the following form:

1. Republicans oppose higher taxes

2. Many Republicans are Christians

3. Jesus said to pay your taxes

4. Therefore Republicans are wrong to oppose higher taxes.


You do see how that logic doesn't track, right?
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Isn't that the relevant part of the issue?


No.


It's certainly ridiculous to make an argument of the following form:

1. Republicans oppose higher taxes

2. Many Republicans are Christians

3. Jesus said to pay your taxes

4. Therefore Republicans are wrong to oppose higher taxes.


I agree, you look ridiculous pretending anyone is doing so.

On the other hand:

1. Republicans oppose redistribution of wealth

2. Many Republicans are Christians

3. Jesus said to redistribute wealth

4. Therefore Republicans are wrong to oppose redistribution of wealth.

Is perfectly valid. Not that I give a fuck what an imaginary Jew who got nailed to a tree is reported to have said, but if you were inclined to care, it would be absolute hypocrisy to support the further enrichment of the most wealthy.

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#119 Aug 12 2008 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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4. Therefore Republicans are wrong to oppose higher taxes.


You do see how that logic doesn't track, right?



This is where you fucked up.



Republicans? No. Christian Republicans? Yes.


It goes against the entire teachings of Jesus on wealth and taxes.

Edited, Aug 12th 2008 7:55pm by NaughtyWord
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Is perfectly valid. Not that I give a fuck what an imaginary Jew who got nailed to a tree is reported to have said, but if you were inclined to care, it would be absolute hypocrisy to support the further enrichment of the most wealthy.




This.
#121 Aug 12 2008 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
I think Jesus might have said something once about not killing hundreds of thousands of Iraqi women and children, but I could be wrong.

Point is..who cares what Jesus said, it's obvious politicians don't really care.
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he was referring to your wild guess that "Jesus was well known for calling on people *not* to pay their taxes" and the complete lack of absolutely any evidence of this in scripture.
I'll damn Smash with faint praise but noting that he's sharper than Gbaji.

The set-up to the "Caesar" bit was that Jesus had, that morning, told the crowds a parable which reflected poorly upon the Pharisees. The question they posed to Jesus was essentially "You say that God is the only one worthy of praise and tribute so I guess we shouldn't pay our taxes, huh?" and obviously set up to give the Pharisees something to go to the Roman authorities with. Had Jesus been "well known" for telling people not to pay their taxes, the Pharisees wouldn't have needed such a ham-handed attempt to get him to cop to subverting Roman law.

Jesus, being smarter than the average bear, turns the trap into a lesson in paying your taxes and respecting the Lord.
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Um. No. He pays the tax because Peter had already told the collectors that he would.
Actually, they asked him if Jesus pays the tax. Peter is most likely answering from past experience having traveled with Jesus for some time by the point in the story.
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he made Peter perform some ludicrous task
This is a joke, right? Jesus uses the fishing analogy repeatedly throughout the Gospels with Peter starting with the very first time he meets him. He wasn't having Peter juggle snails or something, he had him fish. Just as he did before and just as he'll do again in the scriptures.
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The point being that he didn't pay the tax out of the cash they were carrying with them.
Well, part of the point. His initial point was that he was the Son of God and if earthly kings don't exact taxes from their sons, then it seems silly to hit Jesus up for coin. However, it not being worth it to make a scene, he not only offers further evidence of his divinity (and humility in deference to the earthly authority) to Peter but also pays the tax bill.
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You'll note that nowhere in the gospels does it suggest that when Jesus rents a place to stay or buys food or whatnot, that he goes though any sort of miraculous methods to pay for it. Only in this case where he's been put into the position of paying a tax does he do so.
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Paul was building a religion. Of course he told them to pay taxes.
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Isn't that the relevant part of the issue?
Well, no. Not to me. I was wondering where you came up with the absurd notion that Jesus was "well known" for telling people not to pay their taxes.

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Gbaji: Tell me, google, where in the Bible did Jesus protest paying taxes?

Google: Nowhere.

Gbaji: Wait, google, surely some lunatic has made this argument before me?

Google: Well, there's this small portion of Luke 23 that can be taken completely out of context and changed wholesale..

Gbaji: Aha! Luke 23, and I suspect that Laura was involved in some point! Where in Port Charles does this take place, google?

Google: Oh here, already.

Gbaji: Aha! Then Luke stole the Ice Princess, I suspect!!!
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