Um... Except that they were right about this one. The question you have to ask is: "Was only a tabloid covering this because it was really tabloid trash, or was it because they were the only ones who would?".
Yeah, you know the evidence is air tight when such luminaries of the news world as:
Fox "Fist Bump, or Terrorist Fist Jab!!?" News,
The Washington "Women wearing pants. Affront to god?" Times
The Wall "Taxes don't need to exist magical fairy dust will fix everything" Street Journal
Drudge
Townhall.com
Limbaugh
Hannity
and on and on and on and on
ALL decided it wasn't credible.
Are you on fucking drugs, is that your problem? You think there was a conspiracy that included the media outlets who intentionally run stories they absolutely know are false for political reasons? Really?
I know in your crazy, mixed up world where reason counts for nothing, and turning out to be correct with a wild guess is equally valid as building a conclusion from logic, but here, in the real world, even blatantly partisan hack outfits require some tiny shred of evidence before printing stories about marital affairs. Like when McCain was ******* blond bimbo #19,234 back in 2000. Numerous credible sources. As opposed to zero. See, ten people telling you McCain will **** anything with a skirt and blond hair is different than absolutely no one telling you the same about Edwards.
That's why none of the ******* nutjob blogs you read reported this, even though they reported the M. Obama "whitey" video that was going to be HUGE!!! HUGE!!! Remember? EVEN THEY, literally repeaters of chain email gossip weren't sold enough on this to go with it.
That it happened to be true is absolutely ******* meaningless. The guy who wins Powerball got that right, too, but oddly no one reported the week before on his magical ability to predict which balls would be chosen.
Why do you think that is, Captain Oblivious?
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