running for president, on the short list for the vp slot, cameras on him 24/7.......and he cheats on his wife who is dieing of cancer? and uses campaign contributions to pay his ho over 100k to build web sites when she has no experience?
him and romney both remind me of used car salesmen. well, atleast it wasnt an underage male aide.
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shadowrelm wrote:
uses campaign contributions to pay his ho over 100k to build web sites when she has no experience?
The Media wrote:
Former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards on Friday admitted to an extramarital affair while his wife was battling cancer.
Edited, Aug 8th 2008 2:37pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
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Oh, I can't wait to hear the McCain supporters ***** about Edwards for this.
Well, at least she wasn't in a disfiguring car accident causing him to **** a 20 year old until she divorced him.
On the other hand, the Charlie Crist glory hole stories are still in the chamber if it becomes too big of a deal.
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shadowrelm wrote:
running for president, on the short list for the vp slot, cameras on him 24/7.......and he cheats on his wife who is dieing of cancer? and uses campaign contributions to pay his ho over 100k to build web sites when she has no experience?
him and romney both remind me of used car salesmen. well, atleast it wasnt an underage male aide.
him and romney both remind me of used car salesmen. well, atleast it wasnt an underage male aide.
He was channeling Newt Gingrich.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In a case like this? I doubt he was thinking all that hard, not with his brain anyway.
On the other hand, now that I've googled a picture of her... maybe he was in fear for his life. Hard to say.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In a case like this? I doubt he was thinking all that hard, not with his brain anyway.
The Democratic Party is cursed with an abundance of virile straight men who love to **** women. It's a cross we just have to bear. Sadly for us, the other party has a monopoly on the guys who hate sex with women. Alas.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Oh, I can't wait to hear the McCain supporters ***** about Edwards for this.
Well, at least she wasn't in a disfiguring car accident causing him to @#%^ a 20 year old until she divorced him.
To be fair, he wasn't running for President at the time, she wasn't dying of a terminal illness, and he'd also been through a physically and emotionally difficult period of time that left him physically scarred as well. And they were separated.
But other than that, you're right! It's exactly the same... ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
And they were separated.
LA Times wrote:
In his 2002 memoir, "Worth the Fighting For," McCain wrote that he had separated from Carol before he began dating Hensley.
"I spent as much time with Cindy in Washington and Arizona as our jobs would allow," McCain wrote. "I was separated from Carol, but our divorce would not become final until February of 1980."
An examination of court documents tells a different story. McCain did not sue his wife for divorce until Feb. 19, 1980, and he wrote in his court petition that he and his wife had "cohabited" until Jan. 7 of that year -- or for the first nine months of his relationship with Hensley.
"I spent as much time with Cindy in Washington and Arizona as our jobs would allow," McCain wrote. "I was separated from Carol, but our divorce would not become final until February of 1980."
An examination of court documents tells a different story. McCain did not sue his wife for divorce until Feb. 19, 1980, and he wrote in his court petition that he and his wife had "cohabited" until Jan. 7 of that year -- or for the first nine months of his relationship with Hensley.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Haha!
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To be fair, he wasn't running for President at the time
Neither was Edwards.
she wasn't dying of a terminal illness
No, she was just maimed in a car accident so she wasn't as physically attractive.
and he'd also been through a physically and emotionally difficult period of time that left him physically scarred as well.
Yeah, that's widely known to cause 43 year old men to start cheating on their wives with 24 year olds.
And they were separated.
Hahaha, no they weren't, sucker. Where'd you find that one, Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, or McCain's Campaign. Hahaha. Separated. They divorced because he was ******* cindy-lou, genius, there was no other reason.
But other than that, you're right! It's exactly the same
Well, not exactly, Edwards didn't end up ******* someone young enough to be his daughter.
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McCain is a old, perverted, and morally hypocritical Republican?! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Be nice, Smash. These were obviously the sort of emotional and physical scars that leave you able to go balls deep into little blonde chippies behind your crippled wife's back but unable to file for a divorce first.
You wouldn't possibly understand.
You wouldn't possibly understand.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You wouldn't possibly understand.
That's definitely true.
Here's the other part I don't understand. It's worse to cheat on your wife when you're a public figure, and divorce has massive career repercussions for you than it is when you're a private citizen and your only reason to lie is that your a fucking coward?
Just brushing up on my GOP honor system, here.
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Smasharoo wrote:
You wouldn't possibly understand.
That's definitely true.
Here's the other part I don't understand. It's worse to cheat on your wife when you're a public figure, and divorce has massive career repercussions for you than it is when you're a private citizen and your only reason to lie is that your a fucking coward?
Just brushing up on my GOP honor system, here.
Well, the really bad cheating leads to baby Jesus finding out you're gay. But those others are bad, too.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
And they were separated.
LA Times wrote:
In his 2002 memoir, "Worth the Fighting For," McCain wrote that he had separated from Carol before he began dating Hensley.
"I spent as much time with Cindy in Washington and Arizona as our jobs would allow," McCain wrote. "I was separated from Carol, but our divorce would not become final until February of 1980."
An examination of court documents tells a different story. McCain did not sue his wife for divorce until Feb. 19, 1980, and he wrote in his court petition that he and his wife had "cohabited" until Jan. 7 of that year -- or for the first nine months of his relationship with Hensley.
"I spent as much time with Cindy in Washington and Arizona as our jobs would allow," McCain wrote. "I was separated from Carol, but our divorce would not become final until February of 1980."
An examination of court documents tells a different story. McCain did not sue his wife for divorce until Feb. 19, 1980, and he wrote in his court petition that he and his wife had "cohabited" until Jan. 7 of that year -- or for the first nine months of his relationship with Hensley.
He says they were separated Joph. Carol McCain has never refuted that statement. The fact that they were living under the same roof doesn't tell us anything about their personal relationship at the time. It was pretty clear that they'd obviously been thinking about divorce quite some time before the actual paperwork was filed. At the time in question, they'd already come to an agreement with regards to their property. We can play semantic legal games with the word "separation", but it's reasonable to assume that they were not a happy married couple long before he met Cindy.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
He says they were separated Joph. Carol McCain has never refuted that statement. The fact that they were living under the same roof doesn't tell us anything about their personal relationship at the time. It was pretty clear that they'd obviously been thinking about divorce quite some time before the actual paperwork was filed. At the time in question, they'd already come to an agreement with regards to their property. We can play semantic legal games with the word "separation", but it's reasonable to assume that they were not a happy married couple long before he met Cindy.
They were until he started ******* someone his daughter's age. This isn't in dispute, ace. I have no idea what you're on about. His wife's not a vindictive ***** out to ruin the guy's political career? Oh no, all the more reason cheat on her with a wealthy drug addict your daughter's age. Nothing says "cheat on the *****!" like loyalty.
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gbaji wrote:
Carol McCain has never refuted that statement.
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It was pretty clear that they'd obviously been thinking about divorce quite some time before the actual paperwork was filed.
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it's reasonable to assume that they were not a happy married couple long before he met Cindy.
Edited, Aug 8th 2008 5:55pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah, according to the article she was totally blindsided when he filed for divorce. This according to Reagan staffers and Edwin Meese's wife, before you go all "mainstreammediaconspiracy" on us.
Edited to add: I didn't realize this is his third marriage, or that his first marriage ended because of his infidelity. Guess Wife #2 should have seen it coming, really.
Edited, Aug 8th 2008 6:56pm by Samira
Edited to add: I didn't realize this is his third marriage, or that his first marriage ended because of his infidelity. Guess Wife #2 should have seen it coming, really.
Edited, Aug 8th 2008 6:56pm by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Article wrote:
Navy officers in the squadron McCain commanded in 1977 said they did not know anything was wrong. "When I went to parties at their home, everything seemed fine," said Mike Akin, a naval flying instructor. "They seemed to be a happily married couple."
But two years later, while on a trip as a Navy liaison with the Senate, McCain spied Hensley at the Honolulu reception. In a recent television interview with Jay Leno on the "Tonight Show," Cindy McCain joked about how the Navy captain had pursued her. "He kind of chased me around . . . the hors d'oeuvre table," she said. "I was trying to get something to eat and I thought, 'This guy's kind of weird.' I was kind of trying to get away from him."
John McCain was 42; she was 24. During the next nine months, he would fly to Arizona or she would come to the Washington area, where McCain and Carol had a home.
Carol McCain later told friends, including Reynolds and Fitzwater, that she did not know he was seeing anyone else.
But two years later, while on a trip as a Navy liaison with the Senate, McCain spied Hensley at the Honolulu reception. In a recent television interview with Jay Leno on the "Tonight Show," Cindy McCain joked about how the Navy captain had pursued her. "He kind of chased me around . . . the hors d'oeuvre table," she said. "I was trying to get something to eat and I thought, 'This guy's kind of weird.' I was kind of trying to get away from him."
John McCain was 42; she was 24. During the next nine months, he would fly to Arizona or she would come to the Washington area, where McCain and Carol had a home.
Carol McCain later told friends, including Reynolds and Fitzwater, that she did not know he was seeing anyone else.
Keep trying to defend McCain on this one, you sad partisan hack.
For the record, I think that both Edwards & Clinton also acted like warm shits. But at least no one is holding them up as paragons of honor and loyalty. I guess loyalty's only good until you see something that looks good in a skirt.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I didn't realize this is his third marriage
I suspect largely because it isn't?
I suspect largely because it isn't?
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"He kind of chased me around . . . the hors d'oeuvre table," she said. "I was trying to get something to eat and I thought, 'This guy's kind of weird.' I was kind of trying to get away from him."
"Tee hee. Of course, I was all hopped on Vics at the time, so who knows what really happened. Something ****** me, it was either him or the dog."
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Smasharoo wrote:
We can play semantic legal games with the word "separation", but it's reasonable to assume that they were not a happy married couple long before he met Cindy.
They were until he started @#%^ing someone his daughter's age.
They were until he started @#%^ing someone his daughter's age.
No. They weren't. Just reading the linked article McCain told several of his friends that Carol wasn't the same woman he married immediately after returning from Vietnam. Now. We can assume he was shallow and couldn't handle her physical injuries, or perhaps that she'd (or both of them) changed in personality over the 6 years he hadn't seen eachother. You have to remember that they were married for less than a year and a half before he became a POW, during which time he was in active military service. When he returned, they'd spent over 80% of their entire married lives with no communication at all. It's not surprising that they'd have become different people by then, doubly so given that both suffered some pretty serious traumas along the way.
In any case it's clear that he didn't feel the same things for her after returning from the war as he did before leaving.
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This isn't in dispute, ace. I have no idea what you're on about. His wife's not a vindictive ***** out to ruin the guy's political career? Oh no, all the more reason cheat on her with a wealthy drug addict your daughter's age. Nothing says "cheat on the *****!" like loyalty.
Lol. Or they'd both realized they'd become different people, but maintained their marriage out of convenience both politically and for their kids, but when McCain met someone they agreed to a divorce.
I just find it hard to believe that it was really that much of a surprise to Carol...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
#25gbaji,
Posted: Aug 08 2008 at 3:17 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) McCain has always taken full responsibility for the divorce Joph. And it was 28 freaking years ago... ;)
gbaji wrote:
And it was 28 freaking years ago... ;)
Belkira wrote:
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