and I have a question.
How many of you have ever actually audibly uttered "Fuck you, Smash" or the like, in response to one of my posts?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Never.
Smasharoo wrote:
and I have a question.
How many of you have ever actually audibly uttered "Fuck you, Smash" or the like, in response to one of my posts?
How many of you have ever actually audibly uttered "Fuck you, Smash" or the like, in response to one of my posts?
When you defended Elmo. God, you are a monster.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
This is all very disappointing...I clearly need to try harder.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
This is all very disappointing...I clearly need to try harder.
Don't be sad. You are twice the asShole of any other poster than antagonizes us in the OOT. You make the rest of them seem like Aripyanfar. My only suggestion is that you have a longer list of antagonists.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
As in say it and mean it or say it while laughing?
Who are you again?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
I keep a journal purely for writing down instances in which you have spited me, complete with dates/times, what you said, and how it made me feel.
I can totally teach you to count cards.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I was "talking" to Kylen, another Boston area poster, & he was saying how it'd be fun to get a drink with you.
And I commented that it'd be nice to shatter your "grumpy old man" illusion. We both think you'd be a great, & probably nice, guy to have a beer with.
And I commented that it'd be nice to shatter your "grumpy old man" illusion. We both think you'd be a great, & probably nice, guy to have a beer with.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Never. I don't tend to get mad or angry at people's posts. Why? It's just people writing stuff.
Exasperated? Yeah. Shaking my head in disbelief at some of the statements you make? Absolutely. But actually angry? Nah... Life's way to short to get pissed off about something someone said on the internets.
Exasperated? Yeah. Shaking my head in disbelief at some of the statements you make? Absolutely. But actually angry? Nah... Life's way to short to get pissed off about something someone said on the internets.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I'm going to use this post as a new keyboard test. Yay!
Other than that, I think the only time i've been truly pissed at youwas when you kicked off that ********* over my editing your post way back when I first was admin. but that was only because I got yelled at. Sort of. But then I showed them what it said before I edited it.
Other than that, no.
Other than that, I think the only time i've been truly pissed at youwas when you kicked off that ********* over my editing your post way back when I first was admin. but that was only because I got yelled at. Sort of. But then I showed them what it said before I edited it.
Other than that, no.
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Omegavegeta wrote:
We both think you'd be a great, & probably nice, guy to have a beer with.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I haven't thought "fuck you", but I have thought: "Smash's stance on this is the complete opposite of his normal position."
But then I think he's either:
a) just being contrarian
b) fucking with people for the hell of it
c) on the opposite pole of his bipolarism
or
d) it's not worth getting into a discussion over it.
Has your ego been stroked enough yet?
I have never verbally decried any of your posts, but the disgusted look of "Is this guy for real? No seriously, can he really be that delusional?" is quite common. It's alright though, because I can easily pass it off as having gas, and my company usually leaves it at that.
I can't say I have, no.
I have. I usually end up laughing. You are so adorable sometimes Smash. 
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I find this to be about as realistic as Varus starting a post with "I've been thinking...."
I just don't see either of these things occurring in this reality.
No, and only very occasionally do I think you're being a bloody idiot. And you answered my question in the tech suppport forum!
I remember one of the very first times I posted here, some years ago, and you replied in your usual robust manner. I remember thinking "What the fuck is this Australian going on about??" Australian, because of the "roo" in Shamasharoo. But then I learnt you were a fellow red-commy-socialist-trostkist, and it was all good.
Since then, never.
Since then, never.
I do to most of them, but without any real cause. You know, like real life.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Give me time, I'm sure I will eventually.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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Why do you ask anyway smash?
Pensive wrote:
Why do you ask anyway smash?
To feed his ego, obviously.
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To feed his ego, obviously.
Considering your um.. history as smash's almost omnipresent antagonist, the obvious is not so obvious to me. Either way, just curious.
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