Superheroes being all the rage this summer, what would your Super-power be?
For a bonus what would your corresponding Superhero name be?
I'd have wings that would allow me to fly of course, but I could also wrap them about me as furtive shielding, as well as release an energy ball - stun attack from the tips of each.
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Shapeshifter.
It allows you to basically be invisible by blending in, assume a shape that can allow you to fly, swim, climb, or move quickly, AND if you're BT, you can play Little Bo Peep with your flock! Or do some role reversal!
Totem
It allows you to basically be invisible by blending in, assume a shape that can allow you to fly, swim, climb, or move quickly, AND if you're BT, you can play Little Bo Peep with your flock! Or do some role reversal!
Totem
I think I would like the ability to cause people's heads to explode like in the movie Scanners.
*Stares at the ****** in the office next to him*
*Stares at the ****** in the office next to him*
Teleportation, no more endless hours wasted in traffic, spending youre evenings on Hawaii and punching people in the face across the internet.
Sjans wrote:
Teleportation, no more endless hours wasted in traffic, spending youre evenings on Hawaii and punching people in the face across the internet.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
It would be the power to stop banal posts.
Shazam!!! Nope, still don't have it.
Shazam!!! Nope, still don't have it.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
It would be the power to stop banal posts.
Shazam!!! Nope, still don't have it.
Shazam!!! Nope, still don't have it.
You do, however, possess the power within you not to read them. You don't have full control over it yet though. Someday, grasshopper, someday.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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It would be the power to stop banal posts.
The Internet would become a desolate and barren place then.
Oh, wait...
Edited, Aug 7th 2008 5:24pm by Sjans
Nope, I stand by my assertion that shapeshifting is the most versatile superpower mout there. It does everything but teleportation, but that in itself is too narrow a power for my sophisticated tastes.
Totem
Totem
I'd be happy with controlling magnetic fields to manipulate metal like Magneto.
Elinda wrote:
Superheroes being all the rage this summer, what would your Super-power be?
For a bonus what would your corresponding Superhero name be?
I'd have wings that would allow me to fly of course, but I could also wrap them about me as furtive shielding, as well as release an energy ball - stun attack from the tips of each.
For a bonus what would your corresponding Superhero name be?
I'd have wings that would allow me to fly of course, but I could also wrap them about me as furtive shielding, as well as release an energy ball - stun attack from the tips of each.
I'd be happy with just being able to breathe underwater, but being able to speak every language would be nice.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Matter transmutation/telekenesis
Omnipotence FTW.
Smasharoo wrote:
It would be the power to stop banal posts.
Shazam!!! Nope, still don't have it.
Shazam!!! Nope, still don't have it.
..is it you?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
100% use of my brain. I'd either be batsh*t insane or I'd be able to design technology to give me any superpower I wanted.
Yodabunny wrote:
100% use of my brain.
I hate to break it to ya pal but you already use a 100% of your brain. Well, you might not but as human beings go, we don't have large portions of our gray matter just sitting there, looking pretty and doing nothing.
What you should have said was: 100% use of my potential brain power.
Oh and I'd take psychokinesis.
Edited, Aug 7th 2008 11:45am by Kaelesh
I don't know. I think maybe flying would be pretty neat.
knoxsouthy wrote:
Telepathy/telekenesis
Is teleportation really that great, I mean that terribad movie Jumpers? People getting melted together or phase shifted in Star Trek. I can see why Totes brought up shapeshifting, him being a a woman trapped in a mans body and all. Telepathy would suuuuuuuuck, its bad enough having to deal with the insipid **** people spout without getting a peak at the **** that they think.
Obviously the best idea so far is the ability to make peoples head explode like a watermelon at a Gallagher show.
Obviously the best idea so far is the ability to make peoples head explode like a watermelon at a Gallagher show.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Kaelesh wrote:
I hate to break it to ya pal but you already use a 100% of your brain.
Not at the same time ;).
Flying would be number one. Combine that with telescopic vision and super strength.
A big ****** wouldn't hurt either.
A big ****** wouldn't hurt either.
Telepathic powers that translate over the internet.
Change the flavor of jelly beans... with the power of my mind!
No more of those over-priced Jelly-Bellies for me. I can get the cheap Brach's stuff and still eat in style.
No more of those over-priced Jelly-Bellies for me. I can get the cheap Brach's stuff and still eat in style.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Telepathic powers that translate over the internet.
Why would you need telepathic powers to "translate" over the internet. YOU'RE TELEPATHIC!
Seriously, that's dumb.
Edited, Aug 7th 2008 1:16pm by Kaelesh
Creation: the power to make things, whatever you can imagine, appear out of thin air. This way I can imagine a device that will let me fly, be super strong, and any other power i would want, and poof, there it is. So i could do whatever the hell I would want to do.
And I would be called.....God#2
And I would be called.....God#2
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