I would be the middle child,
Nobby = dad
Ariadnepyanfar = Mum
Kelvy = brother who's like 5 years older who'll get me drugs and wipe away the vomit when I take too much, and talk about philosophy and @#%^ing the system with me as a teenager
Atomicflea = annoying younger sister who's a complete ***** all the time but fun to take the **** out of.
Edited, Aug 7th 2008 3:40am by Youshutup
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Dad=Smash
Dad=Gbaji Do I even need to explain these? It would be especially funny when they got into their senior years.
Older brother=Nobby. He would tell me the ways of the world and teach me everything I need to know about everything.
Younger brother=Bhodi. We would taunt him incessantly for being such an emo ****.
Dog=Varrus. We'd have to put him down after he wouldn't stop barking and getting the police called for noise complaints.
Dad=Gbaji Do I even need to explain these? It would be especially funny when they got into their senior years.
Older brother=Nobby. He would tell me the ways of the world and teach me everything I need to know about everything.
Younger brother=Bhodi. We would taunt him incessantly for being such an emo ****.
Dog=Varrus. We'd have to put him down after he wouldn't stop barking and getting the police called for noise complaints.
Dad = Joph (knows everything, always has answers)
Mum = Nexa (she'd allow me to watch ****, and be gay should I want to)
Uncle = Nobby (all the fun without any of the parenting)
Older Bro = Smash (so I have an excuse when I get in trouble. Also, to lend me money.)
Cousins = Kelvy and Paulsol (to get completely wasted with on family holidays)
Mum = Nexa (she'd allow me to watch ****, and be gay should I want to)
Uncle = Nobby (all the fun without any of the parenting)
Older Bro = Smash (so I have an excuse when I get in trouble. Also, to lend me money.)
Cousins = Kelvy and Paulsol (to get completely wasted with on family holidays)
I really need to work on the junkie image.
Quote:
I really need to work on the junkie image.
It would appear that I don't!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Dad = Joph (knows everything, always has answers)
Mum = Nexa (she'd allow me to watch ****, and be gay should I want to)
Uncle = Nobby (all the fun without any of the parenting)
Older Bro = Smash (so I have an excuse when I get in trouble. Also, to lend me money.)
Cousins = Kelvy and Paulsol (to get completely wasted with on family holidays)
Mum = Nexa (she'd allow me to watch ****, and be gay should I want to)
Uncle = Nobby (all the fun without any of the parenting)
Older Bro = Smash (so I have an excuse when I get in trouble. Also, to lend me money.)
Cousins = Kelvy and Paulsol (to get completely wasted with on family holidays)
I am an awesome mom...I have the only three year old at the preschool who explains at potty time that she only peed and just has to "wipe her *****".
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Dad = Joph (knows everything, always has answers)
Mum = Nexa (she'd allow me to watch ****, and be gay should I want to)
Uncle = Nobby (all the fun without any of the parenting)
Older Bro = Smash (so I have an excuse when I get in trouble. Also, to lend me money.)
Cousins = Kelvy and Paulsol (to get completely wasted with on family holidays)
Mum = Nexa (she'd allow me to watch ****, and be gay should I want to)
Uncle = Nobby (all the fun without any of the parenting)
Older Bro = Smash (so I have an excuse when I get in trouble. Also, to lend me money.)
Cousins = Kelvy and Paulsol (to get completely wasted with on family holidays)
I am an awesome mom...I have the only three year old at the preschool who explains at potty time that she only peed and just has to "wipe her *****".
Nexa
I love you.
Frank, correct terminology FTW!
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Posted: Aug 07 2008 at 6:14 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) well, if i had to........
I would choose to be an orphan.
Totem
Totem
Totem would be my Uncle that is fun to see on family holidys but am DAM glad doesn't live with me.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Ohhhh, and I'd pinch your cheeks so hard it'd make you cry and then I'd tell you how much you've grown since I've last seen you. Which cheeks I pinched would depend on how old and cute you are.
/dirty Uncle chuckle
Heheh.
Totem
/dirty Uncle chuckle
Heheh.
Totem
DF so I could have the MILF on the block
Flea for the sister I can shop with
DSD for the fun hairstyling stuff
gbaji because you always need that one brother that you're going to argue with, no matter what, but still secretly adore
Joph for the big brother that knows everything and you openly adore
Nexa for that one cousin that you always love hanging out with
Elderon for the dirty old man uncle.
Not sure who I would want to be the dad though. I'll have to think of one.
Oh, and Skeeter of the one relative when he shows up everyone goes "Why the ******* [/i] is he here?" and ignores him.
Flea for the sister I can shop with
DSD for the fun hairstyling stuff
gbaji because you always need that one brother that you're going to argue with, no matter what, but still secretly adore
Joph for the big brother that knows everything and you openly adore
Nexa for that one cousin that you always love hanging out with
Elderon for the dirty old man uncle.
Not sure who I would want to be the dad though. I'll have to think of one.
Oh, and Skeeter of the one relative when he shows up everyone goes "Why the ******* [/i] is he here?" and ignores him.
Nexa wrote:
I am an awesome mom...I have the only three year old at the preschool who explains at potty time that she only peed and just has to "wipe her *****".
Nexa
Dad: Nobby cause he's darn cool and he can cook (and has a line of employment capable of sustaining a large family). Only downside is that he might have a midlife crisis.
Mum: DSD as she's an awesome mom (I'm sure others are too, but she's posted a lot about it) and has demonstrated the ability to handle more then one kid and keep her sanity. And I'm betting she could keep even Nobby in line.
Firstborn: Neph or Moe since he would be the bodybuilder/athletic type and protect the younger kids from peer harassment at school
Second and Third: Thumb & Tare: to civilize the other kids and be the fun older sisters (and introduce the boys to nice girls) Thumb in particular would have excellent fashion sense and I bet Tare could give some good advice.
Fourth: Moe or Neph - see above
Fifth: Jophiel: The nice guy everyone can relate to. May be able to fix computer or kill animals infesting the garden with lawnmower.
Sixth: Katie: The baby: I think she'd turn out as the super fun tom-boy with a good family and five older siblings to look after her.
The family would practically have their own guild in any MMO.
Mum: DSD as she's an awesome mom (I'm sure others are too, but she's posted a lot about it) and has demonstrated the ability to handle more then one kid and keep her sanity. And I'm betting she could keep even Nobby in line.
Firstborn: Neph or Moe since he would be the bodybuilder/athletic type and protect the younger kids from peer harassment at school
Second and Third: Thumb & Tare: to civilize the other kids and be the fun older sisters (and introduce the boys to nice girls) Thumb in particular would have excellent fashion sense and I bet Tare could give some good advice.
Fourth: Moe or Neph - see above
Fifth: Jophiel: The nice guy everyone can relate to. May be able to fix computer or kill animals infesting the garden with lawnmower.
Sixth: Katie: The baby: I think she'd turn out as the super fun tom-boy with a good family and five older siblings to look after her.
The family would practically have their own guild in any MMO.
yossarian wrote:
Nobby . . . Only downside is that he might have a midlife crisis.
Flying half-way round the world to date a much younger woman? Check
Playing online games where the average age of the community is 20-ish? Check
Buying a pee-wee convertible sports car? Check
For Bob's sake don't tell me I'm heading for another midlife crisis?
Above all others, know thyself
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Flying half-way round the world to date a much younger woman? Check
Playing online games where the average age of the community is 20-ish? Check
Buying a pee-wee convertible sports car? Check
I think you're required to buy a hairpiece. Even if you're not balding.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Flying half-way round the world to date a much younger woman? Check
Playing online games where the average age of the community is 20-ish? Check
Buying a pee-wee convertible sports car? Check
I think you're required to buy a hairpiece. Even if you're not balding.
Maybe a chest rug.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Flying half-way round the world to date a much younger woman? Check
Playing online games where the average age of the community is 20-ish? Check
Buying a pee-wee convertible sports car? Check
I think you're required to buy a hairpiece. Even if you're not balding.
Maybe a chest rug.
In big letters of course.
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