http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/06/2008-08-06_report_morgan_freeman_divorcing_wife_of_.html
Morgan Freeman is divorcing his wife of 24 years, according to a new report.
Freeman's business partner, attorney Bill Luckett, told "Access Hollywood" that the "Dark Knight" star and his wife, Myrna Colley-Lee, "are involved in a divorce action."
It's amazing what a near death experience can do.
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A Divorce Action
Sounds like the title of a Steven Segal film.
Talk about bad luck. Flippin' your 10 year old ride with the lady your having an affair with...
"Honey, what was my BFF doing in the car with you?"
"Honey, what was my BFF doing in the car with you?"
Anyone else noticed that when Bill Luckett speaks, he sounds very like Elvis?. . . 
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