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3. Barak Obama
That's 8 years of Democratic optimisn at it's finest, right thar.
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Allakhazam Defender of Justice wrote:
1. Abe Vigoda
Good ole Fish!
Slightly late (!), I was considerating
Tony Benn
Prince Philip even though they're saying he doesn't have cancer
The Wine House
Thatcher
BarkingTurtle <-- counts as dead if, with no explanation or hint of a reason why, he has suddenly stopped posting for say 3 months or longer by this time next year
Tony Benn
Prince Philip even though they're saying he doesn't have cancer
The Wine House
Thatcher
BarkingTurtle <-- counts as dead if, with no explanation or hint of a reason why, he has suddenly stopped posting for say 3 months or longer by this time next year
Deathwysh wrote:
I had him and Morgan Freeman as a tossup and figured critical condition after a car accident was worse than pneumonia.
I'll check and see if anyone had Bernie Mac on Monday. Busy with Nexa til then. *wink wink*!!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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BarkingTurtle <-- counts as dead if, with no explanation or hint of a reason why, he has suddenly stopped posting for say 3 months or longer by this time next year
This will not mean dead, but evading the authorities and covering his tracks.
Just as Planned.
1. Ronnie Biggs
2. Oscar Niemeyer
3. Fidel Castro
4. JD Salinger
5. Barrack Obama
If rule 2 is broken, are you only disqualified for that person, or completely?
2. Oscar Niemeyer
3. Fidel Castro
4. JD Salinger
5. Barrack Obama
If rule 2 is broken, are you only disqualified for that person, or completely?
Just as Planned.
Ok, who had Isaac Hayes?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Abe Vigoda is still alive? Seriously?
http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=327570>1=28102
Any of you have this guy? LeRoi Moore? Never heard of him myself, but he was on MSN's frontpage.
Totem
Any of you have this guy? LeRoi Moore? Never heard of him myself, but he was on MSN's frontpage.
Totem
"Sax player for Dave Matthews Band" pretty much screams anonymity.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Um-hmmm. I don't really know who Dave Matthews is either. Is he related to Chris?
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=327570>1=28102
Any of you have this guy? LeRoi Moore? Never heard of him myself, but he was on MSN's frontpage.
Totem
Any of you have this guy? LeRoi Moore? Never heard of him myself, but he was on MSN's frontpage.
Totem
...and the circumstances were kind of odd.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Eh, if it were a spinal injury it's not that strange. Sad, but not all that unexpected. I'm just guessing, though, based on the whole "intense physical rehab" thing.
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What, the Grim Reaper wasn't available?
Also:
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Saxophonist Jeff Coffin had been sitting in for Moore during the band's summer tour.
What, the Grim Reaper wasn't available?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I have a consulting gig this week, but I'll consolidate this into something easily readable sometime next week.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Brill wrote:
Abe Vigoda is still alive? Seriously?
Seriously, and there is even a website about it.
Edited, Aug 20th 2008 6:12pm by fhrugby
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Wonder if that was on his list: fall on your head.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Wonder if that was on his list: fall on your head.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Wouldn't that be his eagley nemesis?
Bet he could smell what the roc was cookin'.
Bet he could smell what the roc was cookin'.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Wouldn't that be his eagley nemesis?
Bet he could smell what the roc was cookin'.
Bet he could smell what the roc was cookin'.
"Dude, I can only go real slow, but you can like totally fly! Would you like fly me to the other side of the valley and I soooo promise I'll hold on tight"
Yeah, it was a surf-tortoise
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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