paulsol wrote:
WTF is it with the Amy Winehouse haters??
She's a waste of carbon. I personally don't give two ***** what happens to her, I just want her to die so CNN stops wasting bandwidth on her. It's not like the internet is infinite.
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She's a waste of carbon. I personally don't give two ***** what happens to her, I just want her to die so CNN stops wasting bandwidth on her. It's not like the internet is infinite.
paulsol wrote:
Or alternatively give a little cheer the next time you see her staggering down the street with her eyes spinning in her head and be thankful that there are still some 'celebrities' out there who don't pander to the unreal and hypocritical expectations of the press and their sad fucking readership who get apoplectic about people like Winehouse and their party habits while knocking back their tenth beer of the night and smacking their wife in the face.
/rant off for now.
/rant off for now.
She *IS* pandering to the press and their readers. She's open and willing to slap some ho in the crowd and make another headline.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Put me down for Morgan Freeman as my first choice. Between his divorce and that accident he was just in, his stressors have to sky high. Maybe enough to off the dude even. Go go Grim Reaper!
Jack Nicholson is my second choice, and George Herbert Walker Bush is my third. In between Jack chasing poontang and Georgie jumping out of airplanes, death has to be salivating at the prospects of nabbing these two.
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Jack Nicholson is my second choice, and George Herbert Walker Bush is my third. In between Jack chasing poontang and Georgie jumping out of airplanes, death has to be salivating at the prospects of nabbing these two.
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Paulsol wrote:
There, there.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Point of order: Are we allowed to select people others have already chosen? I read through all the posts after I made my first three selections and realized my first two have already been mentioned.
Ok, barring that I mayn't use Freeman and GHWB, I'll put Annette Funacello in as #1 and Liz Taylor at #2. I'm still percolating on numbers 4 & 5 if duplicates are disallowed.
Judges? May I get a ruling on this?
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Ok, barring that I mayn't use Freeman and GHWB, I'll put Annette Funacello in as #1 and Liz Taylor at #2. I'm still percolating on numbers 4 & 5 if duplicates are disallowed.
Judges? May I get a ruling on this?
Totem
Judging from previous entries, it seems we're allowed.
Obviously there will be overlap. Originally I believe Smash intended the ballots to be somewhat secret, in which case there surely would be, but w/e.
Order is important, as well.
Order is important, as well.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In all fairness, it seems each of us should have an original death-ee, not the me too of Amy Winehouse pile-ons. It also eliminates the chance for ties, especially if you use the calendar date to determine rank. if it was left up to me, I'd say we need to have our own selections and the quicker you pick them, the better your choices.
Personally, I'm going for a Hollywood theme, as they tend to live life without any self control.
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Personally, I'm going for a Hollywood theme, as they tend to live life without any self control.
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Ok, my five (and I haven't read most of the thread, so if I'm messing something up, let me know):
1. Castro
2. Billy Graham
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Elizabeth Edwards, hahaha
5. Phylis Diller
I didn't accidentally name anyone who's already dead did I?
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1. Castro
2. Billy Graham
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Elizabeth Edwards, hahaha
5. Phylis Diller
I didn't accidentally name anyone who's already dead did I?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I dunno, I keep seeing various names and thinking, "is he/she still alive, really?"
Obviously I'm no kinda judge.
Obviously I'm no kinda judge.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
I dunno, I keep seeing various names and thinking, "is he/she still alive, really?"
Obviously I'm no kinda judge.
Obviously I'm no kinda judge.
Same here. I guess that's why I haven't posted a list. In my mind, everyone who will most likely die soon should have already died.
wow, a lot of people have Castro of Billy Graham it seems...I guess I'm late to the party. I didn't see anyone else with cancer booby though, though I skimmed.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I didn't pick Castro because I figured there would be a good chance his death would be kept secret at least long enough to outlast the year.
Probably foolish, but oh well. It's all a roulette spin anyway.
Edited, Aug 6th 2008 2:37pm by trickybeck
Nobby on August 4 wrote:
1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
BBC News online on August 6 wrote:
Bugger!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Isn't denial pro forma?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Isn't denial pro forma?
Buck House wrote:
"Buckingham Palace has always maintained that members of the Royal Family have a right to privacy, particularly in relation to their personal health.
"For this reason, we have always refused to confirm or deny the persistent rumours that circulate about their health, particularly during the quieter news months.
"But on this occasion, because the damaging story is now being reported widely, the Duke of Edinburgh has authorised us to confirm that the claim made by the Evening Standard that he has received a 'diagnosis of prostate cancer' is untrue."
"For this reason, we have always refused to confirm or deny the persistent rumours that circulate about their health, particularly during the quieter news months.
"But on this occasion, because the damaging story is now being reported widely, the Duke of Edinburgh has authorised us to confirm that the claim made by the Evening Standard that he has received a 'diagnosis of prostate cancer' is untrue."
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Samira wrote:
I dunno, I keep seeing various names and thinking, "is he/she still alive, really?"
Obviously I'm no kinda judge.
Obviously I'm no kinda judge.
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Yes, I'm aware that I can look people up. I'm referring to the initial reaction of seeing a name and wondering.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Yes, I'm aware that I can look people up.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Samira wrote:
I'm referring to the initial reaction of looking in the mirror and wondering.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
...I'm not? 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nobby wrote:
Nobby on August 4 wrote:
1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
BBC News online on August 6 wrote:
Bugger!
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
So, Smash, do we each need to come up with our own choices, not to be duplicated by following posters? Or can we me-too all our selections? Quick! Morgan Freeman might die any moment and I want to be in on it if I get credit for wishing him dead!
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Totem
1. Abe Vigoda
2. Tony Bennett
3. Barak Obama
4. Omar Hasan al-Bashir
5. John Wooden
2. Tony Bennett
3. Barak Obama
4. Omar Hasan al-Bashir
5. John Wooden
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So, Smash, do we each need to come up with our own choices, not to be duplicated by following posters? Or can we me-too all our selections? Quick! Morgan Freeman might die any moment and I want to be in on it if I get credit for wishing him dead!
I think the order will be enough to prevent ties. If someone has the identical 5 people in the same order, they can split the gigantic prize of nothing the winner will receive. The good news, though, is that half of nothing...equally valuable.
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