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1. John Wooden
2. Betty Ford
3. Kirk Douglas
4. Billy Graham
5. Edna Parker
Kirk Douglas
****, I thought of him, but was sure he was already dead. Well played, sir.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
And no, I wasn't copying off Samira.
(If I was, I woulda stolen Robert Novak. Here's hoping he dies before Friday! ;) )
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 5:59pm by trickybeck
I figured this would be the, you know, Asylum Death Pool. Totem could die in a horrible helicopter accident, gbaji in a vicious road-rage incident, Elne and Jonwin offing each other during some raunchy s&m and I would eventually trip over this new high chair and impale myself on one of the posts of the Jumparoo.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Samira wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Bea Arthur
Golden Girls trifecta potentially in play if anyone can remember the name of the southern one.
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 6:48pm by Smasharoo
Rue McClanahan.
Okay, I looked it up.
For shame!
I'll have to think on my list.
1: Sean Connery
2: Ted Kennedy
3: Obama
4: Mccain
5: Castro
---DK
2: Ted Kennedy
3: Obama
4: Mccain
5: Castro
---DK
1. Andy ****
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Ed McMahon
4. Christina Applegate (doesn't she have booby cancer?)
5. Robert Redford
Why not?
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Ed McMahon
4. Christina Applegate (doesn't she have booby cancer?)
5. Robert Redford
Why not?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
In. I am Death. I shall win this meaningless game.
Totem
Totem
Robert Redford
Looking like a corpse doesn't count.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nope elne and I use safe words.
on the other hand
John Waters
Robert Novak
Nancy Pelosi
George Steinbrenner
Lindsey Lohan
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 9:55pm by Jonwin
on the other hand
John Waters
Robert Novak
Nancy Pelosi
George Steinbrenner
Lindsey Lohan
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 9:55pm by Jonwin
1. Andy Rooney
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Farrah Fawcett
4. Courtney Love
5. Tom Sizemore
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Farrah Fawcett
4. Courtney Love
5. Tom Sizemore
1. Brigitte Bardot
2. Hamed Karzai
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Gordie Howe
5. Yoko Ono
2. Hamed Karzai
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Gordie Howe
5. Yoko Ono
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
Tare wrote:
1. Andy Richard
Who?
Edit: Oh, swear filter, haha
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 9:21pm by trickybeck
My picks
1. & 2. Smasharoo and Nexa (Double auto-erotic asphyxiation)
3. Nobby (ditto)
4. Redphoenixx (poisoned croissant)
5. Gbaji (teh AIDS)
1. & 2. Smasharoo and Nexa (Double auto-erotic asphyxiation)
3. Nobby (ditto)
4. Redphoenixx (poisoned croissant)
5. Gbaji (teh AIDS)
1. & 2. Smasharoo and Nexa (Double auto-erotic asphyxiation)
If only she could choke me that hard. This hiring day labors to do it is getting expensive.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
1. & 2. Smasharoo and Nexa (Double auto-erotic asphyxiation)
If only she could choke me that hard. This hiring day labors to do it is getting expensive.
It's a tough one, so many to choose from.
1. Paul Newman
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Elizabeth Taylor
4. Keith Richards
5. BB King
Granted, Keith Richards is the odd one out, the eternal name on these kind of lists for decades now.
Bound to happen once.
1. Paul Newman
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Elizabeth Taylor
4. Keith Richards
5. BB King
Granted, Keith Richards is the odd one out, the eternal name on these kind of lists for decades now.
Bound to happen once.
Zieveraar wrote:
5. BB King
Oooh good one.
1. Muhammad Ali (debilitating disease)
2. Bin Laden (food poisoning from a kebab past its sell-by-date)
3. Barack Obama (assassinated)
4. Hassan Nasrallah (assassinated)
5. Morgan Tsvangirai (assassinated)
2. Bin Laden (food poisoning from a kebab past its sell-by-date)
3. Barack Obama (assassinated)
4. Hassan Nasrallah (assassinated)
5. Morgan Tsvangirai (assassinated)
1. Fidel Castro
2. Paul Newman
3. Kirsty Alley and/or John Goodman
4. Jim Nabors
5. Billy Graham
2. Paul Newman
3. Kirsty Alley and/or John Goodman
4. Jim Nabors
5. Billy Graham
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
1. George Bush sen.
2. David Carradine
3. Helmut Kohl
4. Nelson Mandela
5. Pope Benedict XVI
2. David Carradine
3. Helmut Kohl
4. Nelson Mandela
5. Pope Benedict XVI
1. Jerry Lewis
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Steven Tyler
4. Patrick Swazye
5. and God willingly Lance Armstrong
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Steven Tyler
4. Patrick Swazye
5. and God willingly Lance Armstrong
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Zaredx wrote:
Gjallihorn + Carnwenhan = Green Ranger's Flute! DRAGONZORD!
1: Antonin Scalia (but only after January)
2: David Paterson (from falling into the giant hole were once a mountain of cash stood)
3: Tom Cruise (murdered by horseface right before he dies of a pill overdose)
4: Chris Elliot (because he's a putz and I wish him nothing but the worst)
5: Amy Winehouse (please oh please)
As a bonus, I think one of the Olsen twins will do serious time next year.
2: David Paterson (from falling into the giant hole were once a mountain of cash stood)
3: Tom Cruise (murdered by horseface right before he dies of a pill overdose)
4: Chris Elliot (because he's a putz and I wish him nothing but the worst)
5: Amy Winehouse (please oh please)
As a bonus, I think one of the Olsen twins will do serious time next year.
If you people weren't such utter pussies you'd do an Asylum poster death poll.
Act like we're not going to be posting here when we're in adult diapers.
Act like we're not going to be posting here when we're in adult diapers.
WTF is it with the Amy Winehouse haters??
She takes a lot o' drugs, fights a bit in the pub and gets pissed off with the totally out of control media invasion of her life.
I used to live around the corner from the Worlds End pub (one of her locals)in Camden for a while. There was always loads of people taking loads o' drugs, shouting and fighting all over the place.
I don't remeber the fucking press lurking outside all day and night hoping to catch anyone coming outside to throw up and snort some coke off a car roof back then. Why are they doing it now? Oh yeah, 'cos she's a talented singer who has no problems telling people to leave her the fuck alone.
So do her a favor. Leave her the fuck alone.
Or alternatively give a little cheer the next time you see her staggering down the street with her eyes spinning in her head and be thankful that there are still some 'celebrities' out there who don't pander to the unreal and hypocritical expectations of the press and their sad fucking readership who get apoplectic about people like Winehouse and their party habits while knocking back their tenth beer of the night and smacking their wife in the face.
/rant off for now.
She takes a lot o' drugs, fights a bit in the pub and gets pissed off with the totally out of control media invasion of her life.
I used to live around the corner from the Worlds End pub (one of her locals)in Camden for a while. There was always loads of people taking loads o' drugs, shouting and fighting all over the place.
I don't remeber the fucking press lurking outside all day and night hoping to catch anyone coming outside to throw up and snort some coke off a car roof back then. Why are they doing it now? Oh yeah, 'cos she's a talented singer who has no problems telling people to leave her the fuck alone.
So do her a favor. Leave her the fuck alone.
Or alternatively give a little cheer the next time you see her staggering down the street with her eyes spinning in her head and be thankful that there are still some 'celebrities' out there who don't pander to the unreal and hypocritical expectations of the press and their sad fucking readership who get apoplectic about people like Winehouse and their party habits while knocking back their tenth beer of the night and smacking their wife in the face.
/rant off for now.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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