Since debate has become increasingly more mundane and less morbid here, I propose we spice things up a bit with a death pool.
We'll each pick five people we think the most likely to die and award the person with the most successful choices some sort of meaningless honor. I'd propose a few simple rules:
1. The person you chose must be notable enough that his or her death will be relatively widely publicized.
2. You can't play a role in any of your choices deaths.
3. As a tiebreaker, place your choices in the order you predict they will die.
Who's in!!
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- The Asylum Death Pool
The Asylum Death PoolFollow
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Sure, I'll bite. When are the picks due, and what's the time frame? (End of the year, 12-month period?)
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Sure, I'll bite. When are the picks due, and what's the time frame? (End of the year, 12-month period?)
Lets say Friday, and sure, a year sounds about right.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I can think of three famous people who will surely die within a year. Are you sure five is the number you want?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I can think of three famous people who will surely die within a year. Are you sure five is the number you want?
I think three's too likely to lead to a tie. On that note, if folks want to PM me their picks to avoid the "oh yeah, him!" problem of the last people to post having an advantage, that's fine. I'll post them all in a list on Friday. I'll send mine to Nexa tonight who honestly would consider cheating in a trivial thing like this akin to killing a puppy.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
1/ Patrick Swayze
2/Fidel Castro
3/Ted Kennedy
4/Margaret Thatcher
5/Amy Winehouse
2/Fidel Castro
3/Ted Kennedy
4/Margaret Thatcher
5/Amy Winehouse
Sounds good. I have my first four picked out, just need to cook on the fifth pick.
I was thinking we should expand it to ten, actually.
I was thinking we should expand it to ten, actually.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Patrick Swayze
God, that would be fantastic.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I was thinking we should expand it to ten, actually.
Ten's going to be a lot for most people, let's make it five. I think it's a sufficiently high enough number to avoid two people having the same five in the same order.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
DSD wrote:
5/Amy Winehouse
Pssh, I lost on that ***** last year.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
DSD wrote:
5/Amy Winehouse
Pssh, I lost on that ***** last year.
it's gotta happen sooner or later. Im hoping sooner
1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
2. Fidel Castro
3. Margaret Thatcher
4. Peter O'Toole (Wish you'd picked him, dontcha)
5. Ted Kennedy
Oh, In
2. Fidel Castro
3. Margaret Thatcher
4. Peter O'Toole (Wish you'd picked him, dontcha)
5. Ted Kennedy
Oh, In
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Paul Newman
Robert Novak
Billy Graham
Betty Ford
Teddy Kennedy
Robert Novak
Billy Graham
Betty Ford
Teddy Kennedy
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nancy Reagan
Andy Dick
Betty White
Pervez Musharraf
Harold Pinter
Since we're clearly not worried about others poaching our picks, I guess.
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 6:15pm by Smasharoo
Andy Dick
Betty White
Pervez Musharraf
Harold Pinter
Since we're clearly not worried about others poaching our picks, I guess.
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 6:15pm by Smasharoo
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Harold Pinter
Pfft. Sue me
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
1. Ernest Borgnine
2. Fidel Castro
3. Karl Malden
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Michael Gough
2. Fidel Castro
3. Karl Malden
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Michael Gough
1. Chris Hansen
2. Eric Idle
3. George Romero
4. John Murtha
5. Bea Arthur
Bonus: At least one Chinese athlete that fails to score gold. Suicide?
2. Eric Idle
3. George Romero
4. John Murtha
5. Bea Arthur
Bonus: At least one Chinese athlete that fails to score gold. Suicide?
Morgan Freeman will die from injuries suffered in a car crash.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Darling, he already died a thousand times!
I put him last because his death will surely involve a days long soliloquy.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Darling, he already died a thousand times!
I put him last because his death will surely involve a days long soliloquy.
seewhutIdidthar?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
A local radio station has a yearly celebrity death pool. But since its easy to pick people that are likely to die due to age or illness, they determine the winner by awarding points equal to the celebrity's age at time of death subtracted from 100.
So if you pick Novak and he dies (at age 77) you get 23 pts. Last year's winner had Anna Nicole Smith on his list and scored major points for it.
I will have to recuse myself from this competition, since my wife can successfully wish people dead.
Have fun!
So if you pick Novak and he dies (at age 77) you get 23 pts. Last year's winner had Anna Nicole Smith on his list and scored major points for it.
I will have to recuse myself from this competition, since my wife can successfully wish people dead.
Have fun!
Quote:
I will have to recuse myself from this competition, since my wife can successfully wish people dead.
I take your continued existence as refutation of this claim.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Bea Arthur
Golden Girls trifecta potentially in play if anyone can remember the name of the southern one.
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 6:48pm by Smasharoo
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Bea Arthur
Golden Girls trifecta potentially in play if anyone can remember the name of the southern one.
Edited, Aug 4th 2008 6:48pm by Smasharoo
Rue McClanahan.
Okay, I looked it up.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Who am I kidding, Bea Arthur will outlive my puny existence.
Speaking of Bea, the roast of Bob Saget is coming up soon. That has some potential laffs.
Speaking of Bea, the roast of Bob Saget is coming up soon. That has some potential laffs.
Recent Visitors: 101
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (101)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- The Asylum Death Pool
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC