It's Friday and I'm having a personal crisis.
I fear I'm turning into a girl because I've begun to covet specific, expensive, shoes. Is it hormones? What do I do? Flea? Thumb? DF? Help!
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Try them on.
It can't hurt just to try them on.
Go ahead. Walk around in them.
Go home and change and come back and try them on again.
What can it hurt?
It can't hurt just to try them on.
Go ahead. Walk around in them.
Go home and change and come back and try them on again.
What can it hurt?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
This will make your birthday shopping so much easier.
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Gaze upon the beauty of your bare feet.
Shoes are for wimps.
Shoes are for wimps.
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Samira wrote:
Try them on.
It can't hurt just to try them on.
Go ahead. Walk around in them.
Go home and change and come back and try them on again.
What can it hurt?
It can't hurt just to try them on.
Go ahead. Walk around in them.
Go home and change and come back and try them on again.
What can it hurt?
Fortunately I've only viewed them (repeatedly) online. They can't make me buy them.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
This will make your birthday shopping so much easier.
I doubt it. You're only allowed to make me things, remember?
Get cobbling.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oh, this should end well. 
Link to the pretty shoes, please!
Link to the pretty shoes, please!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Quote:
Try them on.
It can't hurt just to try them on
It can't hurt just to try them on
Unless they're high heels. Man, those hurt so much! I walk twenty feet and my feet are bleeding, and ready to be amputated. Seriously, I am staying away from high heels from now on.
I'm sticking to Ugg boots.
Samira wrote:
Oh, this should end well.
Link to the pretty shoes, please!
Link to the pretty shoes, please!
I pretty much want the full like of Naughty Monkey shoes. I'm particularly enamored with the red and white Scribble Dibbles and any color of the Tallest In Class Wedge.
*sigh* Next thing you know and I'll be fascinated with handbags and want a manicure or something.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Those are totally cute! And you deserve a spa day, you know you do.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I love looking at shoes....online...in the store....in my friends' closets.....
I'm lucky that most of my cousins and I all have the same shoe size so we are constantly borrowing each other's shoes. I have over 200 pairs myself and just promised hubby that I will be getting rid of at least 150 pairs of them.
We got you now Nexa! Once you get on shoes, you'll be looking at bags. Once you start with the bags, you'll be looking at jewelry. I can't wait to be able to talk to you about the pros and cons of Jimmy Choos over Manolo Blahniks and whether Ferragamo is better than Michael Kors for bags. But then again, Ferragamo has a great shoe line as well.
Oh oh oh! We can both go gaga over Christian Louboutin stilettos. And Kenneth Cole boots.
I'm in lust now.
Edit:
Oh!!!!!! A spa day!!! Yes! A spa day for a facial, massage, manicure, pedicure, maybe a good body wrap or scrub. Yes!
Edited, Aug 1st 2008 9:06am by Thumbelyna
I'm lucky that most of my cousins and I all have the same shoe size so we are constantly borrowing each other's shoes. I have over 200 pairs myself and just promised hubby that I will be getting rid of at least 150 pairs of them.
We got you now Nexa! Once you get on shoes, you'll be looking at bags. Once you start with the bags, you'll be looking at jewelry. I can't wait to be able to talk to you about the pros and cons of Jimmy Choos over Manolo Blahniks and whether Ferragamo is better than Michael Kors for bags. But then again, Ferragamo has a great shoe line as well.
Oh oh oh! We can both go gaga over Christian Louboutin stilettos. And Kenneth Cole boots.
I'm in lust now.
Edit:
Oh!!!!!! A spa day!!! Yes! A spa day for a facial, massage, manicure, pedicure, maybe a good body wrap or scrub. Yes!
Edited, Aug 1st 2008 9:06am by Thumbelyna
ugh. I'm going to go climb a tree or something.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I get so girly sometimes, it's ludicrous.
I'm all about the Friday crisis...yay!
Shews are teh kewl.
Shews are teh kewl.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I use to love shopping for shoes, until even the most comfortable shoes i own started to hurt every time I went out.
Now the only reason I put on my Clark mules, in the summer is to protect my feet from bee and wasp stings and sharp objects. I love going barefoot when it's safe.
Once it gets cold I'll put on shoes to keep feet warm, but only wear socks around the house.
doesn't stop me from looking at shoes, just wishing I could find ones that are cute and comfortable at the same time while fitting my narrow heel and medium width toes.
I plan to look at a pair of crocs once my Clarks wear out. Don't expect to find them nearly new for $2.50 at yard sale though.
Now the only reason I put on my Clark mules, in the summer is to protect my feet from bee and wasp stings and sharp objects. I love going barefoot when it's safe.
Once it gets cold I'll put on shoes to keep feet warm, but only wear socks around the house.
doesn't stop me from looking at shoes, just wishing I could find ones that are cute and comfortable at the same time while fitting my narrow heel and medium width toes.
I plan to look at a pair of crocs once my Clarks wear out. Don't expect to find them nearly new for $2.50 at yard sale though.
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Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Oh, this should end well.
Link to the pretty shoes, please!
Link to the pretty shoes, please!
I pretty much want the full like of Naughty Monkey shoes. I'm particularly enamored with the red and white Scribble Dibbles and any color of the Tallest In Class Wedge.
*sigh* Next thing you know and I'll be fascinated with handbags and want a manicure or something.
Nexa
I'm kidding of course. I adore feeling like a woman. Nothing is sexier than a gal who owns it, whatever that means to you. If anything, Put on your ************************************************************** heels*[/link] and get to steppin, girl. Time's-a-wasting.
*What your F-Me heels would look like if I were your personal stylist.
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