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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa wrote:
knoxsouthy wrote:
Nexa,
Actually being a southern baptist I'm more concerned with his eternal soul than his prospects in the Democrat party.
Actually being a southern baptist I'm more concerned with his eternal soul than his prospects in the Democrat party.
He's already pledged his eternal soul to me, and I'm less forgiving than any God I've read about.
Nexa
If I were Smash, this would be an
moment. Then again, my wife has much the same attitude...knoxsouthy wrote:
Smashed,
I'm more concerned with yours. I've accepted Jesus as my saviour so I know where my soul's going after I pass.
How often do you pray for guidance in doing the right thing?
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You should be concerned about yours. You sin on a daily basis with no remorse. If you're going to adhere to some silly made up belief system, at least adhere to it.
I'm more concerned with yours. I've accepted Jesus as my saviour so I know where my soul's going after I pass.
How often do you pray for guidance in doing the right thing?
Jesus tells you to hang out at the beach scoping out easy chicks to follow back to their hotel rooms for sex with no intention of a meaningful relationship?
Jesus, that stud.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I pray and realized that Jesus doesn't want me to be a dirty breeder.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
I'm more concerned with yours.
There's a plank in your eye, sucker.
I've accepted Jesus as my saviour so I know where my soul's going after I pass.
Hell, clearly. You sin unrepentently. You'll be left behind in the rapture, then serve the Antichrist until you're killed and suffer eternal damnation.
I mean, not really, obviously, it's a child's fairy tale, but if you believed it, that's where you'd be.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
knoxsouthy wrote:
Nexa,
I chalk that up to youth.
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Jesus tells you to hang out at the beach scoping out easy chicks to follow back to their hotel rooms for sex with no intention of a meaningful relationship?
I chalk that up to youth.
Sure thing, Grandpa.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I can see why you're so bitter.
I'm a pretty happy guy, really. I taunt you because it makes me laugh. Also: laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and....well, you get the idea, sinner.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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