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5.6 out of Chino Hills just now. Felt it down in San Diego. My kids are flipping out so I get to go check on them.
#2REDACTED,
Posted: Jul 29 2008 at 10:54 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Wow, sounds like an eventful day down there then - hope everyone over there is doing well.
That was a very long one here in Ventura County. Long and rolling. We're fine.
Heh, I live in Ventura County as well. That would be wierd if we found out we were aquanted. I just felt a little bit of rolling from the earthquake. Didn't even upset my waterbottle.
And everyone is saying it's a 5.8. Hello.
And everyone is saying it's a 5.8. Hello.
Under 6 is nothing. A weekly occurrence that goes unnoticed if it doesn't happen in the US.
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Pretty much what I told one of the sales chicks in the elevator. She was all focused on the DRAMA, the OMG, the THIS IS REALLY BAD.
I said, "Well, yeah, depending on where the epicenter was and how deep it was and what kind of fault it was there might have been a few broken windows."
I said, "Well, yeah, depending on where the epicenter was and how deep it was and what kind of fault it was there might have been a few broken windows."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
CNN wrote:
The quake was predicted to occur, according a study sponsored by the USGS published in Science Daily in April. The study had predicted there was a 99 percent chance of California having a magnitude 6.7 of larger within the next 30 years.
Well, I could kill my boys. They scared the crap out of their sister, telling her that a tsunami was coming and she was going to drown. She was in tears when I got home to check on them.
CNN wrote:
The quake was predicted to occur, according a study sponsored by the USGS published in Science Daily in April. The study had predicted there was a 99 percent chance of California having a magnitude 6.7 of larger within the next 30 years.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
And the only difference between the predictions and the event are 1 point on the richter scale.
Which would be close if it wasn't for that whole "factor of ten" thing.
Which would be close if it wasn't for that whole "factor of ten" thing.
Turn on MSNBC after the cable guy came to see why we didn't have picture for last few days. Old box was fired in storm. It's funny to see how they were going gaga over a minor quake. Course I only went through one quake of 6.2 back when i lived in Lemoore. Was half dress taking a nap and took time to put on pants, before I took the baby outside and watch the rest of the wives from out east go nuts.
Was near impossible to convince one wife from Tenn., that she needed to calm down and get off the phone, so to free up lines for those who needed to reach 911.
Was near impossible to convince one wife from Tenn., that she needed to calm down and get off the phone, so to free up lines for those who needed to reach 911.
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Samira wrote:
Pretty much what I told one of the sales chicks in the elevator. She was all focused on the DRAMA, the OMG, the THIS IS REALLY BAD.
I said, "Well, yeah, depending on where the epicenter was and how deep it was and what kind of fault it was there might have been a few broken windows."
I said, "Well, yeah, depending on where the epicenter was and how deep it was and what kind of fault it was there might have been a few broken windows."
I'd hate to be in an elevator with you too.
Words hurt, Frog-Boy. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Words hurt, Frog-Boy.
I'm just scared of going down with you in an elevator.
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I'm just scared of going down with on you in an elevator.
I swear to bob, I'm going to start buying land in western Colorado and make plans for a future beach resort.
#16REDACTED,
Posted: Jul 29 2008 at 6:26 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So? You live on a fault line and CA is eventually going to drop into the sea. You know this yet continue to live there. Quit with the whining. I'd say move but I wouldn't want you living next to me and ******** UP where I live. Crass I know but unhappiness seems to follow you libs around like the plague.
NaughtyWord wrote:
I swear to bob, I'm going to start buying land in western Colorado and make plans for a future beach resort.
Need a partner? I will invest and I love Colorado!
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
I swear to bob, I'm going to start buying land in western Colorado and make plans for a future beach resort.
Need a partner? I will invest and I love Colorado!
Sure, but do you honestly believe we could keep our relationship strictly "professional"?
Not that I have any problem with "extra bonuses" on a contract.
Edited, Jul 29th 2008 10:10pm by NaughtyWord
Nobby wrote:
CNN wrote:
The quake was predicted to occur, according a study sponsored by the USGS published in Science Daily in April. The study had predicted there was a 99 percent chance of California having a magnitude 6.7 of larger within the next 30 years.
This guy was a little closer, being only a few days off.
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