Conservative political commentator Robert Novak announced Monday he has been diagnosed with a brain tumor, less than a week after he struck a pedestrian with his Corvette and drove away.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
My doctor prescribed me Viagra to stop me rolling out of bed at night.
Kickstand ftw!
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'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.