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#1 Jul 23 2008 at 10:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1036921/Rise-gastrosexual-men-cooking-bid-seduce-women.html

Rise of the 'gastrosexual' as men take up cooking in a bid to seduce women
By Eleanor Glover
Last updated at 7:43 PM on 21st July 2008

They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach but it seems the dining tables have turned as increasing numbers of men are taking up cooking in a bid to seduce women.

Dubbed 'Gastrosexuals' this new generation of men consider cooking more a hobby than a household chore and use their kitchen prowess to impress friends and prospective partners.

Men having the ability to cook is also now a key factor in attracting women along with salary, status, personality and appearance, according to new research.

Things are hotting up in the kitchen as men pursue cooking as a way to attract women

The report 'Emergence of the Gastrosexual' cites the popularity of superstar chefs Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver as a factor in making cooking a macho pursuit.

According to the study by food company PurAsia 48 per cent of people say being able to cook makes a person more attractive to them and 23 per cent of 18-34 year old men say they cook to potentially seduce a partner.

The report also shows 60 per cent of British men now regularly cook for friends and family, favouring complicated foreign dishes over traditional British food.

Over half of the men surveyed prepare meals using separate ingredients everyday spending on average 41 minutes cooking on a daily basis.

The survey also shows the number of families where men help in the kitchen has risen from 27.5 per cent in the post war period to 66.5 per cent in 2008.

Too many cooks: Celebrity chefs Gordon Ramsay (left) and Jamie Oliver have helped boost the macho, competitive image of cooking which appeals to men

Many women now believe men are actually better cooks than them. According to the research a fifth of women say their partner is a better cook than them. This rises to a quarter in women under the age of 34.

Interestingly the findings indicate men's new found enthusiasm for the kitchen does not mean they are interested in other household chores.

The cleaning of the home, washing of clothes and shopping for groceries are still forms of work dominated by women.

Men spend just 4 minutes a day washing clothes, less than a quarter of the time spent by women.

A spokesperson for PurAsia said: 'Gastrosexuals can be male or female but the common denominator is their love of food. We found that cooking for this new generation isn't simply a matter of refuelling. For them it's an enjoyable experience and something to be relished - they cook for pleasure, praise and potential seduction.

'Male Gastrosexuals in particular are no longer content with what they can find at the back of the kitchen cupboard. They are looking for something much more satisfying in terms of taste, participation and effort.'

Commenting on the findings Dan Davies, Deputy Editor of Esquire Magazine, said: 'The ability to cook will only make a man look more sophisticated, more modern and more aware of what's going on today.

'Many of the current best known celebrity chefs are men. And that's different from previous generations when the most prominent cooks on TV tended to be women.'

The PurAsia report says the average Gastrosexual male is aged between 25-44 and is upwardly mobile, well travelled and cooks for their own pleasure and the praise of others.

The survey shows the number of families where men help in the kitchen has risen from 27.5 per cent in the post war period to 66.5 per cent in 2008

He cites Jamie Oliver, closely followed by Gordon Ramsay as his culinary heroes and is a fan of TV cooking programmes such as Masterchef and Hell's Kitchen which glorify high-pressure, competitive cooking.

Professor Melanie Howard, an expert in social trends forecasting from the Henley Management College, said: 'Many celebrity chefs are conspicuously masculine, red-blooded men.

'There is no suggestion that cooking is anything less than manly, which I think does make this field more attractive to men - and can actually also appeal to women.'

The increase in the number of women working full time has contributed to the rise of the Gastrosexual male. The study also found men and women have a very different attitude towards cooking.

Cooking is a passion for the Gastrosexual - over half of men say they consider it to be a hobby and not a chore, compared with only 40 per cent of women.

Professor Howard added: 'Being actively involved in cooking means that you're a good modern man playing your part in making the household run efficiently. Cooking is actually a more rewarding and creative form of domestic contribution.'
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#2 Jul 23 2008 at 10:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do the dishes afterwards and you can skip foreplay.
#3 Jul 23 2008 at 10:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gastrosexual ? Really ?

Someone needs to be shot for that.
#4 Jul 23 2008 at 11:03 PM Rating: Decent
F*ck cooking, I just show them my c*ck and the panties drop.




































I dunno how to cook. Smiley: frown
#5 Jul 23 2008 at 11:29 PM Rating: Good
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Ari wrote:
Do the dishes afterwards and you can skip foreplay.


Some of us rather enjoy that part of the transaction thankyouverymuch.
#6 Jul 24 2008 at 12:27 AM Rating: Good
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I never could understand how anyone could manage without knowing how to cook. Eating is something we do several time each day, or at least should. Knowing how to prepare food is one of those things that everyone should know how to do.
#7 Jul 24 2008 at 1:49 AM Rating: Default
I HAD to learn to cook if I wanted to eat good food. My grandma and mother were both great cooks but somewhere down the line most of my generation of women never learned how to cook for some reason. Maybe it was to get away from the stereotype.
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Jamie Oliver as a factor in making cooking a macho pursuit.


Yeah, because Jamie Oliver is just so macho. Every time I see that guy on TV I'm shocked there's not a cock in his mouth.
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#9 Jul 24 2008 at 2:30 AM Rating: Good
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Jamie Oliver as a factor in making cooking a macho pursuit.


Yeah, because Jamie Oliver is just so macho. Every time I see that guy on TV I'm shocked there's not a cock in his mouth.


I get so fed-up with "celebrity chefs". Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, that gigantic **** Elson Blumenthal... It's impossible to turn on the telly without one of these twats telling you how to butter a piece of bread.

Except Nigella Lawson, of course. She's nom nom.
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I rather like Jamie Oliver's style of cooking, it's less measured than the older Celeb chefs and Ramsey focuses on restraunt cooking which i have zero interest in.

I never thought of Jamie Oliver being gay, maybe it's his wife and kids that make me assume he's straight.

The only cooking show i hate are the "Cook a meal in 15 minutes" ones, which for me are just asking for food poisoning.

I do all the cooking in my house and i absolutely love doing it, i can knock up just about anything really and usually it would end up better tasting than what the junior chef that cooks most peoples restraunt meals could achive.

Except for lemon chicken, i can never get that right for some reason... Citrus duck no problems, lemon chicken fUcking forget it.
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I've always wanted to make my own cooking show, The Stoned Chef. Just get really farking high and try to make pasta.
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#13 Jul 24 2008 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
My fiance isn't a very imaginative cook, but after I come home after 9 hours followed by a stiff workout at the uni, I'd be grateful for warm gruel. So I don't mind too much when it's a lump of some meatlike substance, rice, and whatever vegetable he was bothered to boil.

Although last weekend I showed how you could take the same ingredients as we had for dinner the day before, dump em in a pot, add some seasoning and mustard, and end up with a delicious stew :P

Yep. No imagination.
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Baron von tarv wrote:
I rather like Jamie Oliver's style of cooking, it's less measured than the older Celeb chefs and Ramsey focuses on restraunt cooking which i have zero interest in.
I like his Naked Chef show. It was truly naked cooking - bringing out the natural flavors of the foods and minimizing add-ons.

My good set of pots and pans are the 'Jamie Oliver' set (they were on clearance).

I agree though - men who cook are a turn-on (specially when they wear an apron).

Edited, Jul 24th 2008 4:11pm by Elinda
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Stoned Cooking lesson 1:

a. Go to the kitchen. No, the kitchen.
b. Get the ice cream. It's probably yours. I mean, no one else has been eating it lately.
c. Peel two bananas. Break them up by hand. Put in a bowl with the ice cream.
d. Add some of that spray cream. It's been sitting there for ages.
e. Add hot chocolate powder.
f. eat.
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You're always linking the Daily Mail Kaolian.. why do you hate immigrants? :(
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Men having the ability to cook is also now a key factor in attracting women along with salary, status, personality and appearance, according to new research.


Unfortunately, one needs the salary, status, personality and appearence to get them into one's house in the first place.
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Only if you're desperate to attract girls like this.

Edited, Jul 24th 2008 10:24am by Youshutup
#19 Jul 24 2008 at 6:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Or this?
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Oh, dear.

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#21 Jul 24 2008 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Guys who can cook are hot.

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Nexa,

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Guys who can cook are hot.


Thank you.



It's true though. A date where you show up to a guy cooking an awesome, carefully planned meal with your preferences in mind is way more romantic than being taken out to the best restaurant in town. Even if you can't *really* cook, if you figure out how to make one nice meal (even cheating by using some preprepped ingrediants) is indicative of thought and effort.

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#24 Jul 24 2008 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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Gastrosexual ? Really ?

Someone needs to be shot for that.


Fact. And the son of a ***** who came up with "Man Cave" needs a rock to the forehead.
#26 Jul 24 2008 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Nexa,

My brother used to cook at a 4 star restaurant. I can't begin to tell you how much i've picked up from watching him.


I was a sous chef at a 4 star resturant but it was located in Waterloo, IA. So we see just how much those fucking stars mean.
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