Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Does anyone but Romney even want the GOP VP job?Follow

#1 Jul 23 2008 at 7:33 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
http://uk.reuters.com/article/marketsNewsUS/idUKN2233453320080722


Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal said Wednesday he does not want to be considered as vice president on the GOP ticket, making him among a growing number of those pulling themselves out of the race.


It's getting harder and harder to imagine a sitting GOP politician wanting to risk their career on such a losing proposition. The McCain campaign may be getting closer and closer to being cornered into picking up someone the candidate openly despises for the bottom of the ticket. I'd have to revise my Romney odds to closer to even money now.

The futures market has Romney at 37% likely, by far the highest, with Tim Pawlenty a fairly distant second.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#2 Jul 23 2008 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
******
30,106 posts
On the plus side, Romney seems really well-groomed.
____________________________
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#3 Jul 23 2008 at 7:39 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

On the plus side, Romney seems really well-groomed.


While I can't stand the guy, I have to admit that in person he's very charismatic and gracious. Fortunately on television he comes across as a closeted gay uncle who spends most of his time shoe shopping.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#4 Jul 23 2008 at 7:40 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Commander Annabella wrote:
On the plus side, Romney seems really well-groomed.
Clean and articulate.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#5 Jul 23 2008 at 7:43 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Clean and articulate.


It's his magic underwear. That whole meme is good for at least two or three more days of amusement if he ends up with the VP slot.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#6 Jul 23 2008 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
And hes oh, so good,
And hes oh, so fine,
And hes oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
Hes a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.


____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#7 Jul 23 2008 at 7:44 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

And hes oh, so good,
And hes oh, so fine,
And hes oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
Hes a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.


Thanks, I really needed that stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#8 Jul 23 2008 at 7:45 AM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
He really should have taken that song as his campaign theme. The irony would be lost on the masses anyway.

____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#9 Jul 23 2008 at 7:48 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Gov. Palin has a contingent of supporters (Palin for VP!) whose starry-eyedness is rivaled only by the Ron Paul sect.

You can talk of Obama's supporters but at least Obama has a good shot of getting the job he's going for.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#10 Jul 23 2008 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Gov. Palin has a contingent of supporters


Outside of Nome? That would be a brilliant move, though, it would totally luck up the coveted White Alaskan Women vote.




____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#11 Jul 23 2008 at 7:55 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Well, either Nome is exceptionally wired into the 'net (what else do they have to do up there?) or else she's infected some of the other dinks who post in the various blog comments section.

"McCain NEEDS to use Palin as his VP and he has this LOCKED UP!!!!"

Smiley: dubious
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#12 Jul 23 2008 at 8:00 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Well, either Nome is exceptionally wired into the 'net (what else do they have to do up there?) or else she's infected some of the other dinks who post in the various blog comments section.


Odd. One of the GOP talking heads must have spouted some sort of "if McCain has a woman VP candidate he'll win the women vote" BS to get the retards all riled up. You know they didn't arrive at that sort of thing on their own. Because God knows the chance to get a woman as VP would cause women everywhere to stop caring about any other issue.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#13 Jul 23 2008 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
Except that Palin isn't looking so hot since the scandal about her vendetta against her ex-brother-in-law broke out.

(She tried to get him fired from his job as a state trooper, and when that didn't work, she fired his boss.)
#14 Jul 24 2008 at 2:10 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Except that Palin isn't looking so hot since the scandal about her vendetta against her ex-brother-in-law broke out.


Using your power to exact revenge on "the little people" then insisting you're above the law is pretty much the ideal for the GOP voter, isn't it?

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#15 Jul 24 2008 at 3:54 AM Rating: Decent
Has Crist bowed out? If so then color me stupid for having thought he was the "presumptive VP cannidate" all along.
#16 Jul 25 2008 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
Scholar
**
644 posts
I don't know how serious they were about Crist from the start, given that he's probably gay.

I keep hearing that Pawlenty, the Governor of MN, is still in serious contention. He's certainly a GOP dream candidate. Runs his state into the ground then looks for the next job...
____________________________
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
#17 Jul 25 2008 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

I keep hearing that Pawlenty, the Governor of MN, is still in serious contention.


Given the recent polling in Minnersoter *which is almost certainly a statistical deviation or a mistake* which shows McCain suddenly closing 15 points in a day, he sure should be.

The reality though, is that Romney brings deep pockets and the ability to fundraise right in the demographic where McCain can't. I think he's probably stuck with him, even though he despises the guy. If Obama goes with Bayh, which is looking more and more likely, the VP debate will be compelling battle of fake saccharine smiles the likes of which hasn't been seen in decades.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#18 Jul 25 2008 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
Code Monkey
Avatar
****
7,476 posts
Bayh, even if it loses a senate seat for the Democrats?
____________________________
Do what now?
#19 Jul 25 2008 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
*****
10,755 posts
I'll do it.
#20 Jul 25 2008 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Bayh, even if it loses a senate seat for the Democrats?


I'm not sure it does. If Bayh runs, the Indiana dems probably turn out big and Daniels loses the Governor's race.

Even if Daniels wins, he's unlikely to have the kind of support he'd need to appoint a Republican to the seat and survive in political life.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#21 Jul 25 2008 at 2:50 PM Rating: Decent
Grady wrote:
I don't know how serious they were about Crist from the start, given that he's probably gay.

I keep hearing that Pawlenty, the Governor of MN, is still in serious contention. He's certainly a GOP dream candidate. Runs his state into the ground then looks for the next job...


Crist is getting married, so at the gayest he's bi.
#22 Jul 25 2008 at 2:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
Makaro wrote:
Grady wrote:
I don't know how serious they were about Crist from the start, given that he's probably gay.

I keep hearing that Pawlenty, the Governor of MN, is still in serious contention. He's certainly a GOP dream candidate. Runs his state into the ground then looks for the next job...


Crist is getting married, so at the gayest he's bi.


Yeah, cause no gay man has ever gotten married to a woman to prove his heterosexuality.

____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#23 Jul 25 2008 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Crist is getting married, so at the gayest he's bi.


Yeah, being married just magiks the gay right away. He's gay, he can't raise money, and he delivers virtually no votes in Florida. He has zero chance of being the VP nominee unless 11 other guys die.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#24REDACTED, Posted: Jul 27 2008 at 6:28 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) crist is as gay as they come. like bill and hillary, its a marriage of convience for a public immage. rock hudson did the same thing.
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 327 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (327)