I flew into a sudden and completely unexpected rage the other day when a commercial came on the radio that featured a particularly vapid woman asking a man's advice about how to find the best high-def TV.
My friend was highly amused and a little scared, I think.
Insipid bint: "But which are the really GOOD deals?"
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***** HDTV... I can see the hockey puck just fine without it!
I have an HDTV I'm just too cheap for HD Programming
I have an HDTV I'm just too cheap for HD Programming
Yes, thank you, that was germane.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Exactly. Thank god I have a man around who can look into these things for me, what with me being unable to do any sort of research and disinclined to looking into the best value. What am I doing here posting when I could be out shopping for shoes anyway?
Nexa
P.S. I love you.
Hahaha.
They have the shoe department next to the solar panel department.
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Timelordwho wrote:
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Exactly. Thank god I have a man around who can look into these things for me, what with me being unable to do any sort of research and disinclined to looking into the best value. What am I doing here posting when I could be out shopping for shoes anyway?
Nexa
P.S. I love you.
Hahaha.
They have the shoe department next to the solar panel department.
I know. Where do you think I got these cool solar shoes?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I know. Where do you think I got these cool solar shoes?
Nexa
Neat! But the real question is, do they double as a calculator?
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Timelordwho wrote:
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I know. Where do you think I got these cool solar shoes?
Nexa
Neat! But the real question is, do they double as a calculator?
They're toeless, so I guess so...at least in calculations up to ten.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
They will help with those difficult addition problems.
If you are daring you can do 2x5 on them too.
If you are daring you can do 2x5 on them too.
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Timelordwho wrote:
They will help with those difficult addition problems.
If you are daring you can do 2x5 on them too.
If you are daring you can do 2x5 on them too.
woah woah, slow down there killah...I get Smash to do all those complex problems, remember? Barbie taught me that "Math is sooooo hard!"
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
They're toeless, so I guess so...at least in calculations up to ten.
Nexa
Nexa
Strapless Pumps by Abacus.
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woah woah, slow down there killah...I get Smash to do all those complex problems, remember? Barbie taught me that "Math is sooooo hard!"
Nexa
Nexa
Yeah, it's best not to overexert yourself.
You have to keep your strength up for making all those delicious sammiches.
Dammit now I'm hungry...afk, making a sammich.
This isn't reinforcing my point very well :(
Edited, Jul 24th 2008 1:46pm by Timelordwho
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Samira wrote:
I flew into a sudden and completely unexpected rage the other day when a commercial came on the radio that featured a particularly vapid woman asking a man's advice about how to find the best high-def TV.
My friend was highly amused and a little scared, I think.
Insipid bint: "But which are the really GOOD deals?"
My friend was highly amused and a little scared, I think.
Insipid bint: "But which are the really GOOD deals?"
Yeah, I think I'm slightly overly sensitive to women acting like morons. I do facetiously from time to time, but not generally. Nevertheless, people have certain expectations of someone who looks like me and I get tired of women letting those stereotypes continue since I have to deal with the consequences.
Case in point, one of the guys I work with (in the IT department), just threatened "I'm going to take you over my knee and spank you" because I made a (completely appropriate) snarky comment regarding his seeming inability to pick up after himself in our kitchen. I don't imagine his reaction would have been the same to one of our other coworkers. In fact, I can't imagine another person in our building that he would have said that to. I stared at him with one eyebrow raised until he turned bright red, made a half-assed apology, and left the room. At any rate, it's the women who let that kind of thing slide, or laugh along with such jokes, that allow that kind of behavior to continue. He's a nice enough guy, and I would be surprised if he made any such comment to me again, but it would easily have gone on had I just laughed along with him.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I don't imagine his reaction would have been the same to one of our other coworkers.
No, and it's laughable to imagine him doing so.
I've developed a death stare that apparently has a physical pushback effect.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa wrote:
I stared at him with one eyebrow raised until he turned bright red, made a half-assed apology, and left the room.
Wouldn't a coffee cup to the face accomplish much the same thing?
Kaelesh wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I stared at him with one eyebrow raised until he turned bright red, made a half-assed apology, and left the room.
Wouldn't a coffee cup to the face accomplish much the same thing?
I'd hate to waste a cup of coffee.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kaelesh wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I stared at him with one eyebrow raised until he turned bright red, made a half-assed apology, and left the room.
Wouldn't a coffee cup to the face accomplish much the same thing?
Sure, if her goal were to be a '40s feisty dame.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I don't imagine his reaction would have been the same to one of our other coworkers.
No, and it's laughable to imagine him doing so.
I've developed a death stare that apparently has a physical pushback effect.
I find that usually does the trick. The ones that you have to actually verbally reproach are the ones that get off on it anyway.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I stared at him
That sounds like fun. Now I want to stare at him. I'm nearsighted, though, so I'd have to hold him close by the throat so I could properly read his reaction.
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I stared at him
That sounds like fun. Now I want to stare at him. I'm nearsighted, though, so I'd have to hold him close by the throat so I could properly read his reaction.
haha, I'd rather go see a movie...you'll have to stare at people on your own time :)
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Samira wrote:
Sure, if her goal were to be a '40s feisty dame.
Full of spirit and hot rivet casings in her hair. It's now I prefer to think of Nexa.
haha, I'd rather go see a movie...you'll have to stare at people on your own time :)
When I was young, and had too much testosterone, I used to stare angrily at random people to see how they'd react.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
haha, I'd rather go see a movie...you'll have to stare at people on your own time :)
When I was young, and had too much testosterone, I used to stare angrily at random people to see how they'd react.
Well my goodness. I'm so glad your chemistry has corrected and you're so even keel now. I'd hate to think how you might behave were you to reach a state of boredom and were at all off balance these days.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Well my goodness. I'm so glad your chemistry has corrected and you're so even keel now. I'd hate to think how you might behave were you to reach a state of boredom and were at all off balance these days.
Hey, chicks dig my mercurial nature. Blame society for sticking me in the feedback loop.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Hey, chicks dig my mercurial nature.
Is that what it is? I've been wondering.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Is that what it is? I've been wondering.
Actually my secret is that I grind up $1 bills to extract their essential oil. Chick love money, you know.
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