As I told my friend Donna of ego likness, who shares the same birthday as you. Be sure Steve (insert Joph for her husband here) services you properly, before sprinkling him with catnip(substitute what ever turn on the animals that live around you for the catnip, I guess carrots for the bunnies)
OF course, Steve deserves to become a toy for their 2 hairless cats since he posted on their journal that she was eleveny-one-one today.
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.