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OH YEAH, let me get right on that... Jophiel, P O N Y!
Happy Birthday Chica!
Happy Birthday Chica!
Happy birthday!
No can do on the pony though.
No can do on the pony though.
Happy Birthday, Wifey!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Happy Birthday, Wifey!
Feliz Cumpleaños!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Atomicflea wrote:
I want a pony.
No. The last time we all had to clean up the **** even though you PROMISED.
Happy Birthday!
I thought this was quite appropriate:
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I thought this was quite appropriate:
HOLY **** I love it!
Sorry lady thats the best i can do... Happy 21st again though
Happy Birthday!
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Baron von tarv wrote:
Happy 21st again though 
Many happy returns of the day!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
berfday urs happee can haz
Happy birthday Flea! Enjoy your ding dang day!
Happy Birthday!
I'll send your present here on out as soon as the postal service can figure out how much it costs to ship him. Barn/hay/grain/brushes/shovel/sawdust/salt lick/vet not included
I'll send your present here on out as soon as the postal service can figure out how much it costs to ship him. Barn/hay/grain/brushes/shovel/sawdust/salt lick/vet not included
Enjoy your day:)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Happy birthday, Flea.
Here's a picture of me humping a tiger:
Here's a picture of me humping a tiger:
Feliz Cumpleaños
Or
Allin Punchaynayka if you fancy yourself as Runa.
Or
Allin Punchaynayka if you fancy yourself as Runa.
Atomicflea wrote:
I want a pony.
Happy Birthday!
Can't get you a pony. How about three Unicorns?
Edited, Jul 22nd 2008 10:02am by Aadyn Litefoot
Are there any exciting Peruvian traditions for your birthday? Does Joph pretend to kidnap you and then ransom you to your family for mountains of gold?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Are there any exciting Peruvian traditions for your birthday? Does Joph pretend to kidnap you and then ransom you to your family for mountains of gold?
From what I've read, they eat the cute little guinea-pigs I posted.
Maybe not specifically for Flea's birthday though. Might just be a coincidence.
Happy birthday!
Secret evil strategy for getting a horse: get busy...have a girl...don't buy her a horse. Get her to volunteer at a local stable until she knows enough to not only ride but train her own horse. Then buy one and stable it with them in exchange for her (the kid's, not the horse's) labor and some petty cash. I know people who've done it and it can be affordable. However, it is a huge time commitment. Problem is, once the child goes off to college you either have to send the horse with her (I know people who have looked into it, but not done it) or spend a lot of your own time/money or get rid of the horse.
The horse can even be a somewhat reliable bad boyfriend detector.
Secret evil strategy for getting a horse: get busy...have a girl...don't buy her a horse. Get her to volunteer at a local stable until she knows enough to not only ride but train her own horse. Then buy one and stable it with them in exchange for her (the kid's, not the horse's) labor and some petty cash. I know people who've done it and it can be affordable. However, it is a huge time commitment. Problem is, once the child goes off to college you either have to send the horse with her (I know people who have looked into it, but not done it) or spend a lot of your own time/money or get rid of the horse.
The horse can even be a somewhat reliable bad boyfriend detector.
Mistress DSD wrote:
Happy Birthday!
[insert pony here]
[insert pony here]
I knew I could count on you to come through!
Barkingturtle wrote:
Here's a picture of me humping a tiger:
Smasharoo wrote:
Are there any exciting Peruvian traditions for your birthday? Does Joph pretend to kidnap you and then ransom you to your family for mountains of gold?
Edited, Jul 22nd 2008 3:10pm by Atomicflea
Fine, you can have a pony but you have to take the dog too.
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