Also, how are these people our "leaders"? They aren't leading anything.
Except maybe the queue at the supermarket. And even then, I doubt they even go to the supermarket anymore. They probably order it online. It's cheaper and so much quicker. And you know what? They probably don't even order it themselves! I bet they get their wife/toyboy/illegal chambermaid to do it for them. Which can be dangerous because you're all like "I wanted milk chocolate cookies, not dark. God you're such an R-tard sometimes, I wonder why I hired you. My mother warned me it was all a big mistake, but did I listen to her? Hell no! I was too young and proud, and I neede my independence, you know? Heck, I should probably fire you right now, and flag you to the authorities so they can send you back to where ever it is you came from you dirty lazy immigrant!"
But then they probably make-up and kiss and have hot sex and then he's all like "Sorry honey, I didn't mean it, I'm quite stressed these days, what with all the intelligence briefings we're getting from the time-machine, and all the stuff we have to lead while we're in opposition, like, erm, well, stuff. Oh, how I long for the days when it was just you and me and we'd spend our time lying in the sunshine and listening to the Stereophonics while getting high on cheap Jamaican ganja."
Anyway, what Smash said.