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Iraqi PM Maliki calls Obama's timetable "the right timeframeFollow
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Hmm, it seems he does.
https://www.johnmccain.com/Contribute/ContributeB.aspx?guid=97c9f26c-2142-4ab7-9ddd-c16607b24d00
Here's a link where if you donate $25 to his campaign, you can download a paper airplane.
http://www.johnmccain.com/videogame/invaders/
Here's a link where you can play "pork invaders".
Wow. How does any McCain supporter not blow their heads off after looking at his website? No wonder they're all spending so much time at Obama's.
https://www.johnmccain.com/Contribute/ContributeB.aspx?guid=97c9f26c-2142-4ab7-9ddd-c16607b24d00
Here's a link where if you donate $25 to his campaign, you can download a paper airplane.
http://www.johnmccain.com/videogame/invaders/
Here's a link where you can play "pork invaders".
Wow. How does any McCain supporter not blow their heads off after looking at his website? No wonder they're all spending so much time at Obama's.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Hmm, it seems he does.
https://www.johnmccain.com/Contribute/ContributeB.aspx?guid=97c9f26c-2142-4ab7-9ddd-c16607b24d00
Here's a link where if you donate $25 to his campaign, you can download a paper airplane.
http://www.johnmccain.com/videogame/invaders/
Here's a link where you can play "pork invaders".
Wow. How does any McCain supporter not blow their heads off after looking at his website? No wonder they're all spending so much time at Obama's.
https://www.johnmccain.com/Contribute/ContributeB.aspx?guid=97c9f26c-2142-4ab7-9ddd-c16607b24d00
Here's a link where if you donate $25 to his campaign, you can download a paper airplane.
http://www.johnmccain.com/videogame/invaders/
Here's a link where you can play "pork invaders".
Wow. How does any McCain supporter not blow their heads off after looking at his website? No wonder they're all spending so much time at Obama's.
Well, you can't expect him to check it himself. He can't use a computer, hurk hurk hurk.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Hmm, it seems he does.
https://www.johnmccain.com/Contribute/ContributeB.aspx?guid=97c9f26c-2142-4ab7-9ddd-c16607b24d00
Here's a link where if you donate $25 to his campaign, you can download a paper airplane.
http://www.johnmccain.com/videogame/invaders/
Here's a link where you can play "pork invaders".
Wow. How does any McCain supporter not blow their heads off after looking at his website? No wonder they're all spending so much time at Obama's.
https://www.johnmccain.com/Contribute/ContributeB.aspx?guid=97c9f26c-2142-4ab7-9ddd-c16607b24d00
Here's a link where if you donate $25 to his campaign, you can download a paper airplane.
http://www.johnmccain.com/videogame/invaders/
Here's a link where you can play "pork invaders".
Wow. How does any McCain supporter not blow their heads off after looking at his website? No wonder they're all spending so much time at Obama's.
Well, you can't expect him to check it himself. He can't use a computer, hurk hurk hurk.
He's over 40 years older than the first personal computers, you can't expect him to have mastered everything invented in his lifetime.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'm sure that's why he married a woman half his age.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm sure that's why he married a woman half his age.
I assumed it was because she could score Vics. Oh, and the billion dollars. That may have played a small role.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
"McCain Ace" paper airplane: 1:50 actual size, 1:1 actual flightworthiness!
MikeSeyton wrote:
I don't care if the war is unjust, I don't care if we went there for the wrong reasons, I don't care if there never were any WMD (that any of YOU saw...), all I care about is that we are there now, and I still have a job to do. I need to avenge my lost friends, and for their families.
With all due respect, I do care about those things. I don't much care about your personal vendetta. I do care about the political situation, and about the perception in the Middle East that Iraq is and will continue to be a puppet of the US. That weakens us, it weakens Israel, and it's disastrous for Iraq in the long term.
Oh, and RACK means Totem approves.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Why do you hate our troops' personal vendettas? 
I hate it when people say "I'll get rated down for this...". If you think something is true and needs to be said, just say the damn thing. Stop trying to play St. Sebastian to our red arrows as you say it.
I hate it when people say "I'll get rated down for this...". If you think something is true and needs to be said, just say the damn thing. Stop trying to play St. Sebastian to our red arrows as you say it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
NO! It means Risk Aware Consensual Kink, i.e. Totem wants to tie you up and fUck you like a dog but he wants you to understand and consent to exactly what he is going to do. He cares.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
And the safe word is undoubtedly last.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Holy sh*t.. McCain is either the perfect candidate for Gbaji or else might even be Gbaji himself!
Riiiiiggghhhhtttt..... 
Some fun video of the entire flub so far
Edited, Jul 23rd 2008 9:59pm by Jophiel
Fox News wrote:
Republican John McCain pushed back on Wednesday against Democratic criticism that he misstated the troop buildup ordered by President Bush began, saying elements were put in place before Bush announced the strategy in early 2007.
He told reporters during an unscheduled stop in a super market that, what the Bush administration calls “the surge†was actually “made up of a number of components,†some of which began before the president’s order for more troops.
It’s all a matter of semantics, he suggested.
He told reporters during an unscheduled stop in a super market that, what the Bush administration calls “the surge†was actually “made up of a number of components,†some of which began before the president’s order for more troops.
It’s all a matter of semantics, he suggested.
Continuing on, Fox wrote:
“A surge is really a counterinsurgency made up of a number of components. … I’m not sure people understand that `surge’ is part of a counterinsurgency.â€
Some fun video of the entire flub so far
Edited, Jul 23rd 2008 9:59pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
“A surge is really a counterinsurgency made up of a number of components. … I’m not sure people understand that `surge’ is part of a counterinsurgency.â€
I'm not sure people understand just how poorly you actually understand National Security and Military issues, John. If you keep opening your mouth, they're going to start to catch on that being a ****** pilot 40 years ago didn't actually magically imbue you with the ability to understand modern warfare.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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