You sure you're not half-french or something?
I am, in fact, 1/4 French, 1/2 Irish, and 1/4 Scottish. It's difficult to identify with French heritage in Boston, though, because it's represented by fall down drunk Quebecois construction workers almost exclusively.
I figure the English will be seizing my lands and oppressing me any day now.
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