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So I'm watching the home run hitting contest -- how much more American and apple pie can you get than that -- and what do I see? Terroristic Fist Bumping!!! The whole lot of them blatantly showing their Islamic leanings right there on national tv, one after another. My God! Al Quaeda has penetrated Baseball! It's clear that we need to start waterboarding everyone in baseball until we get confessions out of them. I suggest you start with the Mets. I always suspected something was fishy with that team. We need justice and we need it fast.
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It only couts as terrorist fist bumping if they are holding some sort of excessivly quasiphallic weapon at the time, like a M-60 or an AK-47. Do baseball bats count?
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Line up the Giants right after you're done with the Mets, please.
It can only help.
It can only help.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH We're All Going To DIIIE!
Quick, take some more protections away!
Quick, take some more protections away!
Can the Pirates get waterboarded third?
Just cuz they suck.....
Just cuz they suck.....
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
GAH omg what is the world coming to?!?!
Allakhazam Defender of Justice wrote:
Al Quaeda has penetrated Baseball!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
GAH omg what is the world coming to?!?!
That a far left liberal magazine can manipulate the public into mindlessly adopting a whole set of strawman assumptions about their political opponents? Yeah! It's amazing... ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
'the fuck? 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The real question is how many goats they had to sacrifice to keep Yogi Berra alive this long. He looks like a shriveled pumpkin wearing a Yankees cap.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Allakhazam wrote:
waterboarding everyone in baseball
I support this idea on the condition that it's televised instead of the games.
TurinAlexander the Vile wrote:
Allakhazam wrote:
waterboarding everyone in baseball
I support this idea on the condition that it's televised instead of the games.
Not me. They'd still probably preempt episodes of the Simpsons for it, so it's not an improvement.
TurinAlexander the Vile wrote:
Allakhazam wrote:
waterboarding everyone in baseball
I support this idea on the condition that it's televised instead of the games.
And do the same with Cricket please.
They might not be terrrrrists, but fUck me it's boring.
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