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#1 Jul 04 2008 at 4:19 AM Rating: Good
Sounds like a pretty good way to escape global warming.

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At the other end of the scale, Canada is the best place to move to if you want to be a climate change survivor in the decades ahead (although Britain is also a good place to be as a warming atmosphere takes hold).

The best-to-worst rankings are revealed in the first-ever climate change vulnerability index, produced by Maplecroft, a British consultancy which specialises in the mapping of risk. Its study, The Climate Change Risk Report, looks in great detail at global warming risks in 168 countries.

The originality of the new study is that it does not predict global warming's impacts, from increased droughts to rising sea levels, which has been done for the past two decades by the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

Instead, it looks at how countries are fitted to meet them. "We're not saying anything about the changing climate," said Andy Thow, one of the report's authors. "We're saying, what's the situation on the ground in terms of vulnerability? If there were an impact, how vulnerable would the country be?"

Vulnerability is examined by the study across six different sectors – the economy; natural resources and ecosystems; poverty, development and health; agriculture; population, settlement and infrastructure; and institutions, governance and social capital. Eventually a figure is arrived at on the scale of one to 10, with one being the most vulnerable, and 10 the most secure. The Comoros score is 1.21; Canada's score is 8.81. (The UK scores 8.06.)


What you guys need, clearly, is a gigantic fence along your southern border.

And maybe one along your coastline, too.
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#2 Jul 04 2008 at 4:29 AM Rating: Decent
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They also have a monopoly on the world's supply of potash, apparently. Talking to my father yesterday, and that's his new investment interest. Potash. I'm still vaguely unclear what it's used for these days, but I told him it sounded like a good idea.
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#3 Jul 04 2008 at 4:38 AM Rating: Good
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They also have a monopoly on the world's supply of potash, apparently. Talking to my father yesterday, and that's his new investment interest. Potash. I'm still vaguely unclear what it's used for these days, but I told him it sounded like a good idea.


I've got plenty of pot ash, but it's probably not worth all that much.

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Potash along with hartshorn is also used as a baking aid similar to baking soda in old German Christmas bakery receipes such as Lebkuchen (ginger bread).


Does he plan on opening up a German bakery?

Or is that illegal since the whole WWII thing?
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Does he plan on opening up a German bakery?

Or is that illegal since the whole WWII thing?


Sometimes it makes me sad that the poor Lutheran children will miss out on the joy of awaking Christmas morning to the aroma of roasting Jew. Unless they move to Gaza, I guess.



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#5 Jul 04 2008 at 4:50 AM Rating: Good
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No one's going to invade Canada. They aren't willing to pay the tax to do so.
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#6 Jul 04 2008 at 4:55 AM Rating: Good
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Sometimes it makes me sad that the poor Lutheran children will miss out on the joy of awaking Christmas morning to the aroma of roasting Jew. Unless they move to Gaza, I guess.


Stastically, they're more likely to wake up to the aroma of roasting Muslim, which is usually desribed as being "less full-flavoured than Jewish roast, with an afer-taste reminiscent of apple or tangerine, a strong body, and low acidity."
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Stastically, they're more likely to wake up to the aroma of roasting Muslim, which is usually desribed as being "less full-flavoured than Jewish roast, with an afer-taste reminiscent of apple or tangerine, a strong body, and low acidity."


It's more oily, right? Damn, now I'm hungry for long pork. Thanks a lot.

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#8 Jul 04 2008 at 5:25 AM Rating: Good
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It's more oily, right?


Oily and a darker flavour, yes.

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Damn, now I'm hungry for long pork.


Just make sure it's Halal pork.

We wouldn't want another cartoon incident.
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#9 Jul 04 2008 at 5:56 AM Rating: Good
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They also have a monopoly on the world's supply of potash, apparently. Talking to my father yesterday, and that's his new investment interest. Potash. I'm still vaguely unclear what it's used for these days, but I told him it sounded like a good idea.


Not really a monopoly, we're just the only ones to really invest in it. Potash is simply a fertilizer that you can't make bombs out of. As you can imagine, the US government is pretty interested in using this instead of traditional fertilizers.
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Potash. I'm still vaguely unclear what it's used for these days, but I told him it sounded like a good idea.
It's a potassium sorce for fetilizer. High potassium fertilizers are used for growing crop plants and, from what I hear around the office, the price of fertilizer has been skyrocketing as a result of the corn-ethanol shenannigans.
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High potassium fertilizers are used for growing crop plants and, from what I hear around the office, the price of fertilizer has been skyrocketing as a result of the corn-ethanol shenannigans.


Aha! Well, I'm going to go out on a limb and take the risk that I'm sufficiently diversified without exposure to the Potash market and let the old man take this one solo. If he becomes some sort of Potash Tycoon (is that a Syd Mier game yet?), I trust that I'll profit someday from it when I inherit stately 'Roo manor and it's many leather furniture pieces. Really, my parents suddenly decided all furniture must be leather after 40 years of hating the stuff. I hesitate to speculate further.

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Why the hell would anyone want to move to UK versus Canada? I'd take Canada in a heartbeat! WAY more snow, and if being in UK when it gets warm, that's going to suck, no AC. I was there two years ago in the summer when it was WAY hot, and no one knew what AC was! Nor how to put ice in my glass of Coke! Smiley: mad
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Nor how to put ice in my glass of Coke! Smiley: mad


Just remember, you have to call it pop if you move north.
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nor how to put ice in my glass of Coke! Smiley: mad


Just remember, you have to call it pop if you move north.


They call it pop down here, but I was being specific, as I drink Coke, not Pepsi. Smiley: grin
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They also have a monopoly on the world's supply of potash, apparently. Talking to my father yesterday, and that's his new investment interest. Potash. I'm still vaguely unclear what it's used for these days, but I told him it sounded like a good idea.


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#17 Jul 05 2008 at 7:30 AM Rating: Decent
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I read in a not so learned journal the other day that world temperatures had actually fallen in teh last 10 years, not entirely sure who claimed it or how accurate it was.

I honestly don't care, I don't drive, I recycle and my house is massively insulated. This statement was as truthful 7 years ago as it is now. I've been doing my bit for years so everyone else can fUck off if they expect me to feel any guilt about global warming at all.

#18 Jul 05 2008 at 7:45 AM Rating: Decent
Potash prices have been skyrocketing lately, and Canada has by far the largest potash supplies. Looking at Potash Corp. of Saskatchewan, their stock price has shot up 170% in one year.
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What you guys need, clearly, is a gigantic fence along your southern border.

And maybe one along your coastline, too.


Nah, we have winter. 8 months of -40C is the best defense against any would be invader.
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I read in a not so learned journal the other day that world temperatures had actually fallen in teh last 10 years, not entirely sure who claimed it or how accurate it was.

I honestly don't care, I don't drive, I recycle and my house is massively insulated. This statement was as truthful 7 years ago as it is now. I've been doing my bit for years so everyone else can fUck off if they expect me to feel any guilt about global warming at all.

What sort of power did your ship run off of?
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Baron von tarv wrote:
I read in a not so learned journal the other day that world temperatures had actually fallen in teh last 10 years, not entirely sure who claimed it or how accurate it was.

I honestly don't care, I don't drive, I recycle and my house is massively insulated. This statement was as truthful 7 years ago as it is now. I've been doing my bit for years so everyone else can fUck off if they expect me to feel any guilt about global warming at all.

What sort of power did your ship run off of?


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