Just a quick one: What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe?
Roberto.
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Whodyounikabollokov.
Badum tish.
Whodyounikabollokov.
Badum tish.
Q. How do you get a one-armed Polock out of a tree?
A. Wave at him.
Edited, Jun 24th 2008 2:31pm by Elinda
A. Wave at him.
Edited, Jun 24th 2008 2:31pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Q. Why don't they have Ice cubes in Poland?
A. They lost the recipe.
A. They lost the recipe.
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
An American, a Jew, and a Canadian were all driving in a car and ended up in a terrible car crash killing all three. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says to the three "If you give me $100 dollars you can come back to life." So the American whips out his wallet and pays the fee. Moment's later the man comes to at the coroner's office.
Obviously shocked the coroner says to the American "You're alive! How is this possible?!" The American explains the fee that St. Peter required. Puzzled the coroner asks "What happened to the other two?"
The American replies "Well the Canadian decided to wait for his government to pay for it and the Jew was haggling the price."
Obviously shocked the coroner says to the American "You're alive! How is this possible?!" The American explains the fee that St. Peter required. Puzzled the coroner asks "What happened to the other two?"
The American replies "Well the Canadian decided to wait for his government to pay for it and the Jew was haggling the price."
Q. How do you get a clow out of a swing?
A. Hit it in the face with an Axe!
A. Hit it in the face with an Axe!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Q. How do you get a clow out of a swing?
A. Hit it in the face with an Axe!
A. Hit it in the face with an Axe!
I laughed out loud until I realized that you had a typo. And typo's just aren't funny. Rate down for you.
How many Mexicans to ***** in a light bulb?
Just Juan!
Just Juan!
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Q. How do you get a clow out of a swing?
A. Hit it in the face with an Axe!
A. Hit it in the face with an Axe!
I laughed out loud until I realized that you had a typo. And typo's just aren't funny. Rate down for you.
The next time I read it as 'clown'. This would have been funny except that it was no a 'used' joke.
Who gets hit with the shovel, the clown or the cow?
Who's still holding a grudge about a lack of a title?
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
All jokes aside for a moment.....
"I was just reading about that actress that was stabbed....Reece....Reece..ummm..Reece..." (voice from back, "Witherspoon?) "No, you soft ****, With a knife!"
"I was just reading about that actress that was stabbed....Reece....Reece..ummm..Reece..." (voice from back, "Witherspoon?) "No, you soft ****, With a knife!"
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
An Amish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Translated: "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, then speak in the accursed English language."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
The kneeling man shouts back "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, then speak in the accursed English language."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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