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The logo still advertises "Meet the Press with Tim Russert", but apparently Brian Williams is filling in until they pick a new moderator. I hope they keep him, since he became my anchor-boyfriend after Peter Jennings bought the farm. Anyone else you think would fit the bill?
I like Chris Matthews - the flying spittle is quite entertaining. 
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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*sob* I miss Peter Jennings. I'll never forget his coverage on 9/11 and the sound of his voice on every single radio at my workplace that day.
I like Chris Matthews
Too cartoonist for MTP. David Gregory would be good.
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But the spittle, man, the spittle! Ratings gold!!
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George Will, perhaps? I'd be nice to see a conservative actually have a political talk show on one of the Big Three for a change instead of the endless parade of Lefties masquarading as impartial and independent thinkers.
Totem
Totem
Atomicflea wrote:
The logo still advertises "Meet the Press with Tim Russert", but apparently Brian Williams is filling in until they pick a new moderator. I hope they keep him, since he became my anchor-boyfriend after Peter Jennings bought the farm. Anyone else you think would fit the bill?
I guess I'd rather they just keep Brian Williams than anyone I can think of. Chris Matthews is too much of a character...Brian Williams can take the spot and be unoffensive about it.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It seems that nearly every one of them were political hacks for a major Dem player at some point.
/yawn
Carry on with your lives, people. It's just one more piece among many others of blatent liberal media bias.
Totem
/yawn
Carry on with your lives, people. It's just one more piece among many others of blatent liberal media bias.
Totem
Totem wrote:
It seems that nearly every one of them were political hacks for a major Dem player at some point.
/yawn
Carry on with your lives, people. It's just one more piece among many others of blatent liberal media bias.
Totem
/yawn
Carry on with your lives, people. It's just one more piece among many others of blatent liberal media bias.
Totem
What are you muttering about old man? Shouldn't you be packing or something?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Still waiting for my formal invitation to join the oil party. I've gotten a number of things on the list done, but am waiting to get aa yellow fever shot and the background check until I get official word from Chevron.
As to the topic at hand, I stand by my statement. The only conservatives they employ on these newsies are the straight men for the stars of the show: Libs.
Totem
As to the topic at hand, I stand by my statement. The only conservatives they employ on these newsies are the straight men for the stars of the show: Libs.
Totem
Totem wrote:
Still waiting for my formal invitation to join the oil party. I've gotten a number of things on the list done, but am waiting to get aa yellow fever shot and the background check until I get official word from Chevron.
Neato. Try not to get yourself killed, eh?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Heh, I heard on NPR this morning that Nigerian rebels sailed out to a platform 75 miles offshore and destroyed the production facilities, thus losing about 200,000 barrels of crude a day. The government has subsequently sent out troops to the neighboring beaches to secure the shoreline from further attacks.
Good thing it wasn't Angola. I'd have to rethink my decision to place my sacred body in mortal danger if those crazy Zulus or Tootsies or whatever they call themselves actually made the job dangerous.
/whew
Totem
Good thing it wasn't Angola. I'd have to rethink my decision to place my sacred body in mortal danger if those crazy Zulus or Tootsies or whatever they call themselves actually made the job dangerous.
/whew
Totem
meh...I don't like excitement...I strive for boring.
*insert Smash joke here*
Nexa
*insert Smash joke here*
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It seems that nearly every one of them were political hacks for a major Dem player at some point.
Obviously. Have you seen the cow eyed idiots who are hacks for Republican players when they're young? I mean later on when they have money, sure. Young and Republican though? You pretty much have to be functionally retarded.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
T-man wrote:
I heard on NPR
This I don't believe
. 'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Smasharoo wrote:
I like Chris Matthews
Too cartoonist for MTP. David Gregory would be good.
Stephen Colbert.
It's going to happen some day, why not now?
Edited, Jun 22nd 2008 8:42pm by Omegavegeta
It's going to happen some day, why not now?
Edited, Jun 22nd 2008 8:42pm by Omegavegeta
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Until this morning, I never noticed how crooked Brian Williams' nose is.
He's good, though. I'm fine with him. Still, if I could pick anyone, it'd be Chris Hansen and everyone would get cookies and lemonade.
Edited, Jun 22nd 2008 8:38pm by Barkingturtle
He's good, though. I'm fine with him. Still, if I could pick anyone, it'd be Chris Hansen and everyone would get cookies and lemonade.
Edited, Jun 22nd 2008 8:38pm by Barkingturtle
Barkingturtle wrote:
Until this morning, I never noticed how crooked Brian Williams' nose is.
He's good, though. I'm fine with him. Still, if I could pick anyone, it'd be Chris Hansen and everyone would get cookies and lemonade.
Edited, Jun 22nd 2008 8:38pm by Barkingturtle
He's good, though. I'm fine with him. Still, if I could pick anyone, it'd be Chris Hansen and everyone would get cookies and lemonade.
Edited, Jun 22nd 2008 8:38pm by Barkingturtle
Not that anyone will care, but since I usually only read the middle of sentences, I read "Brian Williams nose" then "if I could pick" and then I laughed into my coffee because I'm retarded. About 10 minutes later, I decided to go back and read the post to see what it was actually about, but it was better the first time.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Totem wrote:
Heh, I heard on NPR this morning
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Lol, why does it surprise any of you I listen to NPR? ****, I'm actually a donating member! I see it this way: You gotta know what the enemy is thinking, doing, and planning. And listening to NPR is like sitting in on the Lefties' war briefings.
Besides, the stuff they report on is funny. The other day they were interviewing homos and one of them broke out into a showtune seranade to his new bride/husband. I was laughing so hard at this guy singing, "My Funny Valentine" all warbly and stuff I almost drove my car into a ditch. Gays are sooo incredibly... gay. Is it any reason why straights mock them so much? One of the lezzies they talked to was even named "Pat." I guess her **** licker S/O "Terry" was too busy wrenching on her Harley to take the time to chat with NPR. You just can't make this stuff up.
Totem
Besides, the stuff they report on is funny. The other day they were interviewing homos and one of them broke out into a showtune seranade to his new bride/husband. I was laughing so hard at this guy singing, "My Funny Valentine" all warbly and stuff I almost drove my car into a ditch. Gays are sooo incredibly... gay. Is it any reason why straights mock them so much? One of the lezzies they talked to was even named "Pat." I guess her **** licker S/O "Terry" was too busy wrenching on her Harley to take the time to chat with NPR. You just can't make this stuff up.
Totem
Totem wrote:
Lol, why does it surprise any of you I listen to NPR? ****, I'm actually a donating member! I see it this way: You gotta know what the enemy is thinking, doing, and planning. And listening to NPR is like sitting in on the Lefties' war briefings.
I do the same thing and listen to rightwing talk radio. I remember everyone rallying around poor Rush when he mysteriously went deaf. And then we found out it was b/c of his crystal meth addiction. But they still couldn't explain Ann Coulter's adam's apple.
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Good thing it wasn't Angola. I'd have to rethink my decision to place my sacred body in mortal danger if those crazy Zulus or Tootsies or whatever they call themselves actually made the job dangerous.
I have a friend that fought in Angola for a few years. Boy, the nightmares still keep him up at night. Hopefully, your biggest danger will be what kind of china pattern to buy for your new kitchen.
Edited, Jun 23rd 2008 1:20pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Really? Was he doing merc-work for a proxy or was he directly employed by the Angolan government? I imagine he saw a lot of machete injuries.
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
Really? Was he doing merc-work for a proxy or was he directly employed by the Angolan government? I imagine he saw a lot of machete injuries.
Totem
Totem
He's from South Africa and was in the military. There is alot of sketchiness about his life around that time so I'm not sure under whose auspices he fought under but suffice it to say, I heard it was a ************ We hung out alot a few years ago and he'd get really drunk at night to deal with these flashbacks. It wasn't only that but also his 4 year old daughter was killed in a bombing in Johannesburg. He decided to go to Angola or signed up after his daughter's death b/c he was in a nihilistic rage. But the civil war ended, supposedly. Now I'm sad thinking about it.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
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