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#52 Jun 18 2008 at 12:41 AM Rating: Default
Why the US is better than any other country:


10. We have bigger cocks.
9. Football
8. We have bigger cocks.
7. Swimsuit editions.
6. Our movies are way better.
5. We have cheaper gas.
4. Las Vegas.
3. You don't have to live in a tiny condo.
2. We have bigger cocks.
1. We have bigger cocks.


That about sums up the list.
#53 Jun 18 2008 at 2:58 AM Rating: Decent
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10. We have are bigger *****.
9. We are the only country in the world that doesn't play real Football
8. We have made bigger ***** of ourselves than any country in history.
7. Swimsuit editions. (Great girls with $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery in bikini's...)
6. Our movies are way better worse.
5. We have cheaper gas guzzling cars, so even though it's cheeper we still pay more to get anywhere.
4. Las Vegas. (over-rated.)
3. You don't have to live in a tiny condo. (Who does? I'm looking at buying a four bedroom detached)
2. We have a bigger **** leading our govenment.
1. We wish we had bigger *****.
Ammended for accuracy. Smiley: wink
#54 Jun 18 2008 at 5:17 AM Rating: Good
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I've traveled alot and really, Americans don't have bigger *****. The biggest I've ever seen was this Algerian guy. It was huge.

Algerians have bigger ***** than you.
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#55 Jun 18 2008 at 5:21 AM Rating: Good
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Commander Annabella wrote:
I've traveled alot and really, Americans don't have bigger *****. The biggest I've ever seen was this Algerian guy. It was huge.

Algerians have bigger ***** than you.

Can we Isolate it and say the reasons why Boston is generally better than most of the rest of the country?

...and not because we have massive *****?
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#56 Jun 18 2008 at 5:23 AM Rating: Good
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Catt wrote:
Commander Annabella wrote:
I've traveled alot and really, Americans don't have bigger *****. The biggest I've ever seen was this Algerian guy. It was huge.

Algerians have bigger ***** than you.

Can we Isolate it and say the reasons why Boston is generally better than most of the rest of the country?

...and not because we have massive *****?


We're more literate and we have better sports teams. Also, we have good Irish Pubs and we're not a bastion of rightwing Christian politics.

Not that I hate Jesus. I <3 Jesus. Hate goddamned religious right.

Edited, Jun 18th 2008 9:24am by Annabella
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#58 Jun 18 2008 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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hielojh wrote:
anna,

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We're more literate and we have better sports teams. Also, we have good Irish Pubs and we're not a bastion of rightwing Christian politics.


If only we could all be so cavalier in regard to our immortal soul.



Smiley: mad

Don't speak for Jesus, Pubbie.
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#60 Jun 18 2008 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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hielojh wrote:
Anna,

I don't need to. He's quite capable himself.

I'm not the one who picks and chooses which parts of the Bible "I" think are good and which can be thrust aside out of convienence.


Smiley: mad

Tell me where he condemned homosexuality and supported the wealthiest 1% getting wealthier through supply-side economics.
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#62 Jun 18 2008 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sweet. So we non-Christians don't have to worry about that.

Laws are not based on Leviticus anymore, which is a good thing.

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#63 Jun 18 2008 at 10:27 AM Rating: Decent
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You know that might well be the worst attempt at trolling in the history of the Asylum.
#66 Jun 18 2008 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Heilojh, i have the filter on so i can't read what you are blathering on about.

This fact makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
#67 Jun 18 2008 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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Varrus said
[quote]We all have to worry about *****************


Anything you wanna 'fess up to??
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#68 Jun 20 2008 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
One of the best things about the USA is all the protected natural space, Yellowstone as an example.

Another is the higher education system: anyone can come and have a second chance at getting the degree they want at a first rate institution.

Third is the perception that it is the land of equal opportunity: that no matter your background, you can make it here on merit. Thus the huge number of immigrants who come here to make a better life, and thus the startups and the feeling anything is possible (still). To the racists of our forum, please don't ***** this up.

I could list three things about France not yet mentioned, but it's not my nation.

Edited, Jun 22nd 2008 8:02am by yossarian
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