Scotland is better than England because:
10. We're closer to North Sea Oil, and really it belongs to us.
9. We have Edinburgh, which is to London what a rare steak with potatoes and brocolli is to a donor kebab.
8. As well as having our own government, we run yours.
7. As well as voting for things that affect only us, we vote for things than affect only you.
6. You subsidise us.
5. We're hated less than you internationally.
4. We had our own enlightenment.
3. Trainspotting > Human Traffic
2. The Union happened when a Scottish King took up the English throne.
1. There's less of us per square kilometre, so more space to move around.
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Youshutup wrote:
Scotland is better than England because:
10. We're closer to North Sea Oil, and really it belongs to us.
9. We have Edinburgh, which is to London what a rare steak with potatoes and brocolli is to a donor kebab.
8. As well as having our own government, we run yours.
7. As well as voting for things that affect only us, we vote for things than affect only you.
6. You subsidise us.
5. We're hated less than you internationally.
4. We had our own enlightenment.
3. Trainspotting > Human Traffic
2. The Union happened when a Scottish King took up the English throne.
1. There's less of us per square kilometre, so more space to move around.
10. We're closer to North Sea Oil, and really it belongs to us.
9. We have Edinburgh, which is to London what a rare steak with potatoes and brocolli is to a donor kebab.
8. As well as having our own government, we run yours.
7. As well as voting for things that affect only us, we vote for things than affect only you.
6. You subsidise us.
5. We're hated less than you internationally.
4. We had our own enlightenment.
3. Trainspotting > Human Traffic
2. The Union happened when a Scottish King took up the English throne.
1. There's less of us per square kilometre, so more space to move around.
You forgot Deep Fried Frozen Pizza.
Toohotforu wrote:
Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
Elinda wrote:
bewbs of the red, white and blue
i winz
*Starts singing* Goooood bless Americaaaaa...
America, f*ck yeah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Catt wrote:
You forgot Deep Fried Frozen Pizza. Mars bar
FTFY
Now, Ten Reasons why France is better than all those countries put together:
10) Our first lady is Carla Bruni
9) 2 Euros and 1 World Cup
8) We were against the Iraq War from the start
7)
6) Johnny Halliday
5) When push comes to shove, we're quite accomodating.
4) Hmm, this is harder than I thought.
3) At least we're not Belgium
2) Or Germany
1) Oh, who am I kidding...
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Catt wrote:
You forgot Deep Fried Frozen Pizza. Mars bars
FTFY
I figured the congealed cheese and fats inside the golden brown disc of death would've ursurped the throne from the Deep Fried Mars Bar. Guess not. There's always the deep fried twinky, I guess.
Toohotforu wrote:
Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
Catt wrote:
I figured the congealed cheese and fats inside the golden brown disc of death would've ursurped the throne from the Deep Fried Mars Bar. Guess not.
They're both pretty awesome, if by "awesome" you actually mean "completely revolting". The mars bar swings it for me since I can't fanthom how anyone came up with that. And I smoke a lot of pot, so I usually empathise with ridiculously stupid suggestions. "Hey guys, you know what would be delicious around this Mars bar? Tons of fried oil!"
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There's always the deep fried twinky, I guess.
Never tried it, but Nix might have.
Nobby wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Nobby wrote:
England is better than USA because:
Foreigners - defend yourselves.
Foreigners - defend yourselves.
Your silly country is next to France. We win.
Yeah, but how do you deal with the smell?
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Yeah, but how do you deal with the smell?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Nobby wrote:
England is better than USA because:
Foreigners - defend yourselves.
Foreigners - defend yourselves.
Your silly country is next to France. We win.
Yeah, but how do you deal with the smell?
CHEESE
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10) Our first lady is Carla Bruni
9) 2 Euros and 1 World Cup
8) We were against the Iraq War from the start
7) Camembert
6) Johnny Halliday
5) When push comes to shove, we're quite accomodating.
4) Hmm, this is harder than I thought.
3) At least we're not Belgium
2) Or Germany
1) Oh, who am I kidding...
9) 2 Euros and 1 World Cup
8) We were against the Iraq War from the start
7) Camembert
6) Johnny Halliday
5) When push comes to shove, we're quite accomodating.
4) Hmm, this is harder than I thought.
3) At least we're not Belgium
2) Or Germany
1) Oh, who am I kidding...
6) Born in Belgium. But you're quite welcome to keep him!
3) Still sour about that lost battle in 1302 and 1815 I see!
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Catt wrote:
You forgot Deep Fried Frozen Pizza. Mars bar
FTFY
Now, Ten Reasons why France is better than all those countries put together:
10) Our first lady is Carla Bruni
9) 2 Euros and 1 World Cup
8) We were against the Iraq War from the start
7)
6) Johnny Halliday
5) When push comes to shove, we're quite accomodating.
4) Hmm, this is harder than I thought.
3) At least we're not Belgium
2) Or Germany
1) Oh, who am I kidding...
French food is the best cuisine in the world. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a monster.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Commander Annabella wrote:
French food is the best cuisine in the world. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a monster.
Monster it is. I'll go for Italian any day, especially Northern Italian.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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Monster it is. I'll go for Italian any day, especially Northern Italian.
Or Spanish for that matter, Hell i'd take Thai over French 9 time out of 10. Baron von tarv wrote:
Hell i'd take Thai over French 9 time out of 10.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Commander Annabella wrote:
French food is the best cuisine in the world. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a monster.
I love French cuisine, and food is my main reason for visiting Italy. I learned to cook in Spain & Portugal, so have huge respect for their cullinary goodies.
Unless I was limited to cheap restaurant chains, or paying £250 for a sitting, the best food I find anywhere in Europe is British (Not just England - Scotland has some world-class restaurants too).
We have more michelin-starred chefs per square mile than anywhere in the world. Within 25 miles of here, there are several restaurants where chefs travel from allover the world to learn from our master-chefs.
Sure, in the 60's our food was cack, and we all flooded over to Frogland to learn cordon-bleu from the Roux brothers and their peers. For the last 10 years it's been the other way round.
But deep-fried pizza is full of win.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Unless I was limited to cheap restaurant chains, or paying £250 for a sitting, the best food I find anywhere in Europe is British (Not just England - Scotland has some world-class restaurants too).
And dammit Nobby i made the effort to make a cricket thread and you didn't even post in it!!!
Edited, Jun 16th 2008 2:56pm by tarv
Baron von tarv wrote:
I'd also like to say i have NEVER boiled meat unless it was in a stew and even then if done properly it retains taste while being tender.
And unless you've tasted Beef Silverside slow poached for a day with Juniper Berries, Bayleaves and winter vegetables, you've never tasted heaven.
And don't forget, the French call us "Les Rosbif" (roast beef) because all French Chefs used to be sent to England to learn how to roast meat properly.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I ate boiled meat growing up. It's not bad in a boiled dinner.
I just had Cambodian food in Lowell, MA, the city with the third largest Cambodian population in the world. Damnit, that was delicious. The things they do with Lemongrass.... I love Lemongrass. And the fish. Jesus.
I just had Cambodian food in Lowell, MA, the city with the third largest Cambodian population in the world. Damnit, that was delicious. The things they do with Lemongrass.... I love Lemongrass. And the fish. Jesus.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Fresh fillets of any white fish, skewererd on lemon-grass, then pan-fried.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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And don't forget, the French call us "Les Rosbif" (roast beef) because all French Chefs used to be sent to England to learn how to roast meat properly.
Huh. I thought that was because you go pink in the sun..
You forgot socialized healthcare!
England is so much better than the US on that standard.
England is so much better than the US on that standard.
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You forgot socialized healthcare!
England is so much better than the US on that standard
England is so much better than the US on that standard
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