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#1 Jun 14 2008 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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England is better than USA because:

  • 10 We can spell coloUr prouperly
  • 9 Stephen Fry
  • 8 Cat's eyes in the roads
  • 7 The Beatles
  • 6 Stephen Fry
  • 5 Commercial-free BBC TV
  • 4 Our cars are massively more fuel-efficient, and they can handle corners
  • 3 Fish & Chips
  • 2 We're not despised by most foreign democracies
  • 1 Stephen Fry


Foreigners - defend yourselves.
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#2 Jun 14 2008 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
  • 2 We're not despised by most foreign democracies



    • I consider this to be a privilege.
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    #3 Jun 14 2008 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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    I already did....Smiley: cool
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    #4 Jun 14 2008 at 3:47 PM Rating: Decent
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    I ain't gunna lie, New Zealand is a very pimp country.
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    #5 Jun 14 2008 at 5:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Nobby wrote:
  • 5 Commercial-free BBC TV
    • The few decent things on BBC get shown on PBS anyway. The rest of it, I don't want to watch.

    Flea and I saw the most dreadful English "comedy" on the plane coming back from Italy. It was like every stereotypical US "Married... With Children"-esque knock-off rolled into one and then squeezed hard to make sure any funny was drained from it.

    Yeesh... you can keep it.
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    Nobby wrote:
    • 9 Stephen Fry
    • 6 Stephen Fry
    • 1 Stephen Fry




    He is a treasure alright. I just wish he'd get his crooked nose fixed. So hard to focus on anything but that. It's hypnotizing.
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    #7 Jun 14 2008 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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    bewbs of the red, white and blue

    i winz
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    #8 Jun 14 2008 at 7:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Those bewbs are kinda lopsided.
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    #9 Jun 14 2008 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
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    I think its the camera angle.
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    #10 Jun 14 2008 at 7:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Reason why the UK is not better than anyone else:

    1. The Big Book of British Smiles
    2. Boiled Meat
    3. Chavs
    4. It spawned Dracoid
    5. Madonna speaks with a British accent now, ruining what little charm it had.
    6. Scotland is apart of it (I think? not that I pay much attention to it, it is best ignored like a mole on a fatwomans face)
    7. Spice Girls
    8. This # is for the fact that we don't really need a reason
    9. Exporting Beckham and letting him fraternize with Scientologists
    10. For losing a war in 1776 Smiley: frown


    Now Canada now, Canada has moose so naturally we are inscrutable.
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    #11 Jun 14 2008 at 7:16 PM Rating: Good
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    I admire the transparency of the Brits.
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    bodhisattva, Defender of Justice wrote:
    1. The Big Book of British Smiles


    Oh how I love The Simpsons...

    bodhisattva, Defender of Justice wrote:
    10. For losing a war in 1776 Smiley: frown


    And 1812!
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    #13 Jun 14 2008 at 10:07 PM Rating: Decent
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    A spokeswoman from the UK's Treasury Cabinet, which handled inquiries about the incident, said the department is "extremely concerned about what has happened, and we will be taking steps to ensure that it doesn't happen in the future."


    "Okay everyone we're going to have to ask that you all stop riding the train. Take the bus instead."
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    #15 Jun 15 2008 at 12:41 AM Rating: Good
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    Barkingturtle wrote:
    I admire the transparency of the Brits.
    I should be gobsmacked by that story, but I'm not - just disgusted.

    Whether it's security staff taking confidential papers out of the office, or Drs dumping patient records onto a USB stick, the simple answer is to fire them and prosecute them until their botties hurt.
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    #16 Jun 15 2008 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Nobby wrote:
    England is better than USA because:

    Foreigners - defend yourselves.


    Your silly country is next to France. We win.
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    #17 Jun 15 2008 at 1:39 PM Rating: Decent
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    Oh ****, he went there.
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    #18 Jun 15 2008 at 2:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
    Nobby wrote:
    England is better than USA because:

    Foreigners - defend yourselves.


    Your silly country is next to France. We win.
    Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer Smiley: sly
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    2. Boiled Meat


    What's wrong with that?

    I'ld replace it with haggis actually, now that's truly foul.
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    Zieveraar wrote:
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    2. Boiled Meat


    What's wrong with that?

    I'ld replace it with haggis actually, now that's truly foul.


    Also, Marmite.
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    Zieveraar wrote:
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    2. Boiled Meat


    What's wrong with that?

    I'ld replace it with haggis actually, now that's truly foul.
    I'm no Scot, but Haggis is made from sheep's blood, lungs, heart, cereals & spices, and boiled in a sheep's stomach.

    What's not to like?

    Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face
    Great chieftain o' the pudding race! Smiley: cool

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    #22 Jun 15 2008 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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    Commander Annabella wrote:


    Also, Marmite.


    What's wrong with Marmite    ?
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    #23 Jun 15 2008 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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    Nobby wrote:
    Commander Annabella wrote:


    Also, Marmite.


    What's wrong with Marmite    ?


    Even 80 years later, my grandmother still wakes up from a cold sweat with the thoughts of Nuns and their jars of Marmite.
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    #24 Jun 15 2008 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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    Commander Annabella wrote:
    Even 80 years later, my grandmother still wakes up from a cold sweat with the thoughts of Nuns and their jars of Marmite.
    Oklahomans are made of stronger stuff.

    Hot toasted crumpets with melted butter & marmite. Mmmmm.

    Also, Nuns. Mmmmm.
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    #25 Jun 15 2008 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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    Nobby wrote:
    Commander Annabella wrote:
    Even 80 years later, my grandmother still wakes up from a cold sweat with the thoughts of Nuns and their jars of Marmite.
    Oklahomans are made of stronger stuff.

    Hot toasted crumpets with melted butter & marmite. Mmmmm.

    Also, Nuns. Mmmmm.


    God, sounds like meal in hell.
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    #26 Jun 16 2008 at 3:38 AM Rating: Good
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    Nobby wrote:
    England is better than USA because:
    • 5 Commercial-free BBC TV


    Isn't there a television tax which allows for the BBC to be commercial free?

    Maneuver.
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