You goin' for his job now, Smash?
I do have most of the requisite qualities. Large Irish head, Democratic leanings, disregard for other people's feelings.
Sadly, I don't refer to my father as "Big Smash" so I think I'm out of luck.
Edited, Jun 13th 2008 6:25pm by Smasharoo
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