...you know, living with just the kiddo...boyfriend over 200 miles away. Of course, when the two of them have been on the phone with each other for half an hour discussing the eating habits of friendly monsters...well...*sigh*.
Actually, it was super awesome getting the dishes done without her bugging me. Nevermind.
So how's everyone else doing? I mean, here I am, no boyfriend bugging me...no kid bugging me. This is like some sort of gift from god.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I just ppinched the **** out of my hand, and now have a quarter sized blood blister under my index finger. But other than that, I'm doing well!
What kind of monsters? Aardvaarks?
What kind of monsters? Aardvaarks?
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I'm not sure, but from what I'm catching as I evesdrop:
*There are at least two monsters, one named Fred, the other George.
*Smash is being forced to play all parts
*George, at least, eats only apples
*Someone has stolen a coffee cup
It should also be noted that I can hear Hannah scolding Smash when he's doing it wrong or not switching characters fast enough.
Nexa
*There are at least two monsters, one named Fred, the other George.
*Smash is being forced to play all parts
*George, at least, eats only apples
*Someone has stolen a coffee cup
It should also be noted that I can hear Hannah scolding Smash when he's doing it wrong or not switching characters fast enough.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
In 2001, Ray left for his 6 month deployment, right when summer vacation was starting so my parents took Charmaine and I flew the boys out to Texas. I was to have 2 weeks all to myself. I thought it was going to be glorious and fun. But it turned out that I missed everyone so much for the first week that I cried my heart out at night. And I also got scared sleeping by myself in an empty house. I never ever slept by myself anywhere before that. The second week, my house got cleaned spotless and everything was organized. I was beyond bored.
Now I'm wishing I had 2 weeks all to myself again. I know I would handle myself better this time.
Now I'm wishing I had 2 weeks all to myself again. I know I would handle myself better this time.
I bet Fred is a dragon.
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I'm getting smashed and playing poker!
Never a good combination, but it passes the time.
Never a good combination, but it passes the time.
It is my birthday!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva, Defender of Justice wrote:
It is my birthday!
I know a guy named George who has this great coffee cup.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Any plans to rent Smash out for phone conversations with toddlers? I sure could use any amount of downtime from my two gremlins. I don't know if I've ever said a phrase more in my life than "STOP WHINING".
Pikko try using the phrase "I should care because?"
If not get yourself a bosun's pipe, learn to play the all hands call and use it to get their silence. Works for me all the time on the ship.
If not get yourself a bosun's pipe, learn to play the all hands call and use it to get their silence. Works for me all the time on the ship.
Quote:
If not get yourself a bosun's pipe, learn to play the all hands call and use it to get their silence. Works for me all the time on the ship.
It truly is amazing what will entertain kids. Mia was acting out some sort of dramatic scene last night with the top off an egg timer, a sippy cup handle and two wooden spoons.
Wee!
Wee!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Noah's favorite toys are *still* my wooden spoons. /shrug
Nadenu wrote:
Noah's favorite toys are *still* my wooden spoons. /shrug
Isn't he like 20 by now? *sigh* Southerners. You gotta tell him the wooden ones just don't make the same kind of redneck music that the metal ones do.
:D
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Noah's favorite toys are *still* my wooden spoons. /shrug
Isn't he like 20 by now? *sigh* Southerners. You gotta tell him the wooden ones just don't make the same kind of redneck music that the metal ones do.
:D
Nexa
The wooden ones are the rhythm section.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Their latest thing is cutting up straws into tiny tiny pieces and making me "eat my vitamins". Or they take out like 5 baby wipes each and "clean the tv". (which I guess has at least some benefit)
Pikko wrote:
Their latest thing is cutting up straws into tiny tiny pieces and making me "eat my vitamins". Or they take out like 5 baby wipes each and "clean the tv". (which I guess has at least some benefit)
Get those kids a Swiffer!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Charmaine loves to "fold" clothes. She'll pull everything out of the dressers and fold everything and leave it all out for us to put them back.
cherish these times of quiet. they come far to seldom, but when they are there for to long you will miss the "bugging" and the noise.
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Noah's favorite toys are *still* my wooden spoons. /shrug
Isn't he like 20 by now? *sigh* Southerners. You gotta tell him the wooden ones just don't make the same kind of redneck music that the metal ones do.
:D
Nexa
The wooden ones are the rhythm section.
Sammy gets it.
3 nights ago, I got a call from my oldest to tell me how Erin, was using an orange washable magic maker to draw lines on her body and saying she was a cat. Actually Erin said she was a Meow, as that her word for cat.
When she was done drawing on her body, she handed Mom the marker and started to go "Meow, Meow, Meow."
That's when I ended the call, as I'm sure there was to be quite a display of claws over getting my grand kitten to take a bath. She is going to be the kid, that cats know they can trust right off like her Aunt.
Erin has always have love to color on her self with magic markers, like it's make up. Thankfully she uses Crayola's washable makers and not the Sharpie my Daughter sometimes forgets to keep out of reach of little hands. Mom now thinks she should get Erin a cat costume to play dress up in.
When she was done drawing on her body, she handed Mom the marker and started to go "Meow, Meow, Meow."
That's when I ended the call, as I'm sure there was to be quite a display of claws over getting my grand kitten to take a bath. She is going to be the kid, that cats know they can trust right off like her Aunt.
Erin has always have love to color on her self with magic markers, like it's make up. Thankfully she uses Crayola's washable makers and not the Sharpie my Daughter sometimes forgets to keep out of reach of little hands. Mom now thinks she should get Erin a cat costume to play dress up in.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
3 nights ago, I got a call from my oldest to tell me how Erin, was using an orange washable magic maker to draw lines on her body and saying she was a cat. Actually Erin said she was a Meow, as that her word for cat.
When she was done drawing on her body, she handed Mom the marker and started to go "Meow, Meow, Meow."
That's when I ended the call, as I'm sure there was to be quite a display of claws over getting my grand kitten to take a bath. She is going to be the kid, that cats know they can trust right off like her Aunt.
Erin has always have love to color on her self with magic markers, like it's make up. Thankfully she uses Crayola's washable makers and not the Sharpie my Daughter sometimes forgets to keep out of reach of little hands. Mom now thinks she should get Erin a cat costume to play dress up in.
When she was done drawing on her body, she handed Mom the marker and started to go "Meow, Meow, Meow."
That's when I ended the call, as I'm sure there was to be quite a display of claws over getting my grand kitten to take a bath. She is going to be the kid, that cats know they can trust right off like her Aunt.
Erin has always have love to color on her self with magic markers, like it's make up. Thankfully she uses Crayola's washable makers and not the Sharpie my Daughter sometimes forgets to keep out of reach of little hands. Mom now thinks she should get Erin a cat costume to play dress up in.
Sometimes your posts make me want to kill myself.
Baron von tarv wrote:
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If not get yourself a bosun's pipe, learn to play the all hands call and use it to get their silence. Works for me all the time on the ship.
That sailor lingo for "it's your turn to drop the soap"?
NephthysWanderer wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
3 nights ago, I got a call from my oldest to tell me how Erin, was using an orange washable magic maker to draw lines on her body and saying she was a cat. Actually Erin said she was a Meow, as that her word for cat.
Sometimes your posts make me want to kill myself.
Just wait until you little one discovers the joy of cloring on everything but the paper you provide.
Keeping all writing materials and refusing to buy crayons or chalk won't help. Kids will draw with anything they can get their hands on and having to clean up the drawing(s) they make with **** isn't fun.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
3 nights ago, I got a call from my oldest to tell me how Erin, was using an orange washable magic maker to draw lines on her body and saying she was a cat. Actually Erin said she was a Meow, as that her word for cat.
When she was done drawing on her body, she handed Mom the marker and started to go "Meow, Meow, Meow."
That's when I ended the call, as I'm sure there was to be quite a display of claws over getting my grand kitten to take a bath. She is going to be the kid, that cats know they can trust right off like her Aunt.
Erin has always have love to color on her self with magic markers, like it's make up. Thankfully she uses Crayola's washable makers and not the Sharpie my Daughter sometimes forgets to keep out of reach of little hands. Mom now thinks she should get Erin a cat costume to play dress up in.
When she was done drawing on her body, she handed Mom the marker and started to go "Meow, Meow, Meow."
That's when I ended the call, as I'm sure there was to be quite a display of claws over getting my grand kitten to take a bath. She is going to be the kid, that cats know they can trust right off like her Aunt.
Erin has always have love to color on her self with magic markers, like it's make up. Thankfully she uses Crayola's washable makers and not the Sharpie my Daughter sometimes forgets to keep out of reach of little hands. Mom now thinks she should get Erin a cat costume to play dress up in.
Sometimes your posts make me want to kill myself.
In a related note: Elne should really post more.
HA!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all...well forever it's looking...
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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