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#1 Jun 06 2008 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
So, it's late, I didn't sleep last night, and I'm a little drunk.

I was taking a whizz and it occurred to me that I need to clean up a little bit. I looked at the clutter in my bathroom and thought about why I don't keep it neater. Then I realized that part of being neat (Or obsessive compulsive for that matter) is having a place for everything.

I mean, a place for everything, and everything in it's place!

That's when I realized that my life is totally out of whack because there are literally HUNDREDS of things with out a place to belong!

The toothpaste just chills anywhere on the left side of the sink, while the soap is alway on the right side.

I spend a few hours a day at my desk, but I just realized I put my wireless mouse anywhere there's not unpaid bills or empty beef jerky bags!

I have Physics books next to Calvan and Hobbes books on my book shelf, and Tesla books next to Garfield on my desk!

I just realized the clincher too. My pants haven't had a home in my dresser since I realized that the later I wake up in the morning, the more convenient it is to have a pair near the bathroom.

So yea, I fail. This is my Asylum post for the year, Merry Christmas!

Edit: Woot! Posted in the correct forum!

Edited, Jun 6th 2008 10:36pm by SingBismark
#2 Jun 06 2008 at 7:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jun 07 2008 at 3:06 AM Rating: Good
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You should be more concerned at the amount of fecal matter on your soap, toothpaste and toothbrush and towels that comes from flushing your toilet.

Yay!
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#4 Jun 07 2008 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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#5 Jun 08 2008 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
Interesting...
#6 Jun 08 2008 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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This is called "you're a fuCking slob". Welcome to the party.
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#7 Jun 08 2008 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
So long as it's not this bad, I'm sure a quick tidy up will do the trick.
#8 Jun 08 2008 at 5:12 PM Rating: Decent
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My husband won't share a toothbrush holder with me. We swaps body fluids in every which way, but his toothbrush can't touch another. Not even mine.


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